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Let me explain PvP to you uneducated (AD Xbox)

gamerguy757
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So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate
  • StormeReigns
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    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)
  • BaiterOfZergs
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    I do what I want pal
    Zerg of House Smallscale, First of his name, wielder of Volendrung, battleground hero, Cyrodiil butcher, the swifft footed, OG of the Templars and first pvpers, defender of scrolls and baiter of zergs.
  • Daedric_NB_187
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    Must be Xbox EU. On NA, they are too busy zerging/collaborating with DC to take our keeps and scrolls.

    And to those who say otherwise. Yes. Team Green is real on Xbox NA.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Let me explain " play as you like" to those who are not in the know .
  • Cadbury
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    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • MJallday
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    Must be Xbox EU. On NA, they are too busy zerging/collaborating with DC to take our keeps and scrolls.

    And to those who say otherwise. Yes. Team Green is real on Xbox NA.

    I’ve never seen more than about 6 players doing this on xboxEU and they usually move on within 2-5 mins


  • jadarock
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    I mean you are not wrong OP
  • Mr_Walker
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    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Must be Xbox EU. On NA, they are too busy zerging/collaborating with DC to take our keeps and scrolls.

    And to those who say otherwise. Yes. Team Green is real on Xbox NA.

    I play xna. I must have missed that memo. Of course, we are (apparently) always playing against team orange, so....
  • StormeReigns
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    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Have yet to see this. Gonna have to provide evidence please.
  • Cadbury
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    I wish more church ladies played in Cyrodiil.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Cundu_Ertur
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    Blues whine about team orange.
    Reds whine about team green.
    Yellows are full of righteous indignation and entirely justifiable complaints about team purple.

    It's the nature of things.
    Taking stealth away from the Bosmer is like taking magic away from the Altmer, making Nords allergic to mead, or making Orcs pretty.
  • Mr_Walker
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    SkerKro wrote: »
    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Have yet to see this. Gonna have to provide evidence please.

    Oh, OK, but if you expect me to do work for you, you'll have to provide payment.
  • JamieAubrey
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    Oh I'm sorry, I've been PvP'ing for a few hours and take a 5 min break
  • StormeReigns
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    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Have yet to see this. Gonna have to provide evidence please.

    Oh, OK, but if you expect me to do work for you, you'll have to provide payment.

    Not how it works, you make claim, you have to provide source, fact, evidence of said claim.
  • barney2525
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    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Have yet to see this. Gonna have to provide evidence please.

    Oh, OK, but if you expect me to do work for you, you'll have to provide payment.

    The onus to prove a point is on the prosecution, not the defendant.



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  • mague
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    LOL, 16 plus my post about Cyrodiil scheming without saying anything.

    @gamerguy757
    There are many reasons for base, keep or outside stealth camping. Cyrodiil is controlfreaks heaven. You can make emps or campaigns for example. Camping may prevent low pop bonus for example or ... use your imagination ;)

    Its Cyrodiil, all factions plus the imperials and the most notorious mmo controlfreaks want to rule it. Another example how well Zenimax sometimes hits the design goal :) Decadence ftw.
    Edited by mague on September 9, 2019 6:14AM
  • Mr_Walker
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    SkerKro wrote: »
    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Have yet to see this. Gonna have to provide evidence please.

    Oh, OK, but if you expect me to do work for you, you'll have to provide payment.
    barney2525 wrote: »
    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    SkerKro wrote: »
    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Interesting aspect and forethought there. Although... How do you know they haven't just arrived to that location and searching through their inventory/looking for a group/waiting for group to arrive, briefly went afk so they are gonna be afk in an open area, setting up their own group, speaking to their group/guild/friends before heading out, or randomly stuck in loading screen hell?

    I mean there are plausibly hundreds, to, thousands of reasons why they may not be engaged in pvp as of yet... the whole "Go, go, go!" mentality in a pvp zone often leads to more defeats versus setting aside time to prep, make sure you have what you need and be ready for any and everything to happen. But hey, you do you. :)

    Yeah, nah, if you keep an eye on the map, as soon as something's flagged, boom, they vanish, like a fart in a stiff breeze.
    Have yet to see this. Gonna have to provide evidence please.

    Oh, OK, but if you expect me to do work for you, you'll have to provide payment.

    The onus to prove a point is on the prosecution, not the defendant.



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    If this were a court of law, sure, and I'd be getting paid for it. But this isn't a court of law, and I don't do love jobs.

    Happens in every faction. Stick around one of the gates for a while, watch it happen. Often the same pricks who run up to a flagged keep and hide next to the wall to leech a tick.
  • daemonios
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    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”
    Seriously. The whole server is full and all y’all do is just stand around and do nothing.
    If you’re one of these people who go to PvP, and stand around taking up space, get out of PvP or participate

    Let me explain MMORPG for you. MMORPG means massively multiplayer online role playing game, not "play as I want or GTFO". Seriously. You don't get to say how others play the game. If people comparing hats in IC bothers you because of the pop limit, you should direct your anger at ZOS who designed that limit.
  • Tigerseye
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    So PvP means Player v Player...not “stand around at base and do absolutely nothing except compare hats like a bunch of church ladies.”

    Might join if I can do that.

  • Ufretin
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    Sorry for spending my afk time at the base and not in the middle of the sewers, carrying 20k stones.
  • AnonomissX
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    Blood for the Pact! Hats for the AD church ladies! Heh :)
    Ebonheart Pact, Nord Templar/healer on NA Xbox server. My main toon WAS a tall and foxy redhead - now she has been gamma-irradiated and has green skin and black hair. 3 other characters I only use for writs. Can't be bothered to create multiple toons - EXCEPT now my WW is getting spooled up for Cyrodiil - Blood For The Pact! IRL cranky sometimes redhead chick at large in Las Vegas, NV
  • Enkil
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    STFU @gamerguy757 PvP is a learning experience and NO ONE AT ALL wants to listen to a word you have said with the tone you've taken.... STFU ***... if u want to help, get in game, start groups, make gear for them. above all.. SWALLOW YOUR *** PRIDE ***!!
    Edited by Enkil on September 9, 2019 8:54AM
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    Cadbury wrote: »
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    Church ladies are praying for a win 😜
  • mikemacon
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    And to those who say otherwise. Yes. Team Orange is real on Xbox NA.

    ...fixed it for you.
  • Kagukan
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    Now I want to stand around at base and do nothing.
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    Kagukan wrote: »
    Now I want to stand around at base and do nothing.

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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • xWarbrain
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    Must be Xbox EU. On NA, they are too busy zerging/collaborating with DC to take our keeps and scrolls.

    And to those who say otherwise. Yes. Team Green is real on Xbox NA.

    Lmao

    AD would argue that Team Purple is real. I've met people that play on DC convinced that Team Orange is real. We've gotten the **** kicked out of us the last 2 or 3 campaigns, but we'd never work with either of the other teams for any reason.

    AD only. For the Queen.

    Edited by xWarbrain on September 9, 2019 8:38PM
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    Your nerf suggestion is dumb. Learn to counter other players instead of having the game rebuilt to your ability level.
  • TequilaFire
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    I see this carefully crafted constructive thread is going well. :D
  • Lisutaris
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    Let me explain how this NPC is way more important than that silly pvp:
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    ...shiny stuff..... finished :)
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