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"Customers aren't allowed back there!" STAHP IT PLEASE

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CanAPanda
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"If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!"
"Please stay on the customer's side of the counter"
Can someone please shut this guy up so I can do my Davon's Watch banking in peace?
  • v.clevelandub17_ESO
    v.clevelandub17_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    I so agree!
  • Blackhorne
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    I think they should give this guy some teeth.

    2 seconds after he says "If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!" anyone still behind the counter at the bank should be teleported to a prison cell and have to escape.
    >:)
  • Delte
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    Blackhorne wrote: »
    I think they should give this guy some teeth.

    2 seconds after he says "If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!" anyone still behind the counter at the bank should be teleported to a prison cell and have to escape.
    >:)

    Yes this is a must have. >:)

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  • Bayezid
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    It won't be long before someone makes a MEME of this.
  • mercenaryaieb17_ESO
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    I have a suspicion this was made so players do not get behind counter, so that it's easier to target the Banker, and work with bank without visual interference from other adventurers and their familiars.
    If only people could follow these simple rules!
  • Mie87
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    Blackhorne wrote: »
    I think they should give this guy some teeth.

    2 seconds after he says "If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!" anyone still behind the counter at the bank should be teleported to a prison cell and have to escape.
    >:)

    Yes please! :-D

  • Oldtimer209
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    Instead of teleporting to a jail cell and have to escape, I think that guards should actually show up and attack the offender, forcing him/her to fight.
  • thilog
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    If the npc didn't say this it would ruin your immersion and give you nothing to complain about.

    FYI Devons watch is the ONLY bank that has an npc that says this. That I've discovered so far..

    Imho I think it's a good thing.. Would be cooler if the guards did turn up and teleport everyone on the wrong side outside of the bank. That would fix it.

    On a side note, if they'd designed the houses better, there would be no need to this. Why is there only 1 banker in the busiest place in ebonheart?
  • Starbucket
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    thilog wrote: »
    On a side note, if they'd designed the houses better, there would be no need to this. Why is there only 1 banker in the busiest place in ebonheart?

    Ooof. No kidding. Would it really kill them to give the poor girl a partner?
  • Kemono
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    Oldtimer209 wrote: »
    Instead of teleporting to a jail cell and have to escape, I think that guards should actually show up and attack the offender, forcing him/her to fight.
    Holy rage.
    i checked few time if anyone is standing behind the counter -with a intention to KILL (good luck for them there are no world PvP)

    thilog wrote: »
    On a side note, if they'd designed the houses better, there would be no need to this. Why is there only 1 banker in the busiest place in ebonheart?
    But there are no banks in Ebonhart OR Kragmoor. Only bank in Stonefalls is in Dawons Watch. And yes -this makes this bank REALLY crowded sometimes



    CanAPanda wrote: »
    "If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!"
    "Please stay on the customer's side of the counter"
    Can someone please shut this guy up so I can do my Davon's Watch banking in peace?

    There is this recently released addon
    Its not perfect -cos it works by chat command and key binds -so you need to remember to unmute NPC after you done with some annoyng one
    http://www.esoui.com/downloads/info235-MuteNPC.html

  • RustyBlades
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    "I used to be a banker until someone went behind the counter."
  • Frimbertrips
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    I'd like it if guards came in and threw people who get behind the counter out of the bank when he says his lines~
  • Jadeviper1974
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    CanAPanda wrote: »
    "If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!"
    "Please stay on the customer's side of the counter"
    Can someone please shut this guy up so I can do my Davon's Watch banking in peace?

    What you actually listen to them?
    What is written above are my honest opinions. If you agree then; "Great!" If you disagree; "Great!" I really couldn't care less either way.
  • Dragonetti
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    totally agree :(
    “Never let your sense of morals stand in the way of doing what's right”
  • Avidus
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    Blackhorne wrote: »
    I think they should give this guy some teeth.

    2 seconds after he says "If you insist on breaking the rules I'll have to call the guards!" anyone still behind the counter at the bank should be teleported to a prison cell and have to escape.
    >:)

    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
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