ah dominion, here we go again.
(Part 2 can be found here)

Well hows it going, to whoever it main concern this is just a post sumerising*(*prepare for bad english) my experiances after 400 hours ingame, if youre not a fan of satire, sarcasm, roleplaying and good old fun PLEASE DO NOT READ ANYTHING FOLLOWING THIS LINE OF CAPITAL LETTERS. (and please dont waste your time reading all of this if you have better things to do, the game is in maintinance atm thats why im this bored)

*slaps knees* right since everyone whose boring is gone, i want to start off by saying my last 200 hour post was made may 10th.. almost 4 months ago. So you know that ''dis gon b good'
So its a calm and sunny day here in may-something, tried to log into ESO, but the patcher said STOPP and i had to patch the game, alright. I go ingame, Q up for a random dungeon since this is my standart procedure as a FRAG SHOOTING DAMAGE TAKING mage dude, i run around in akbahs landing or whateveritscalled, visit the thieves guild, you know, the usual. I got a popup for my dungeon group and i press F. Loading screen. I spawn. what happened next will forever change your... lmao joking, so i noticed there are people using weird skills and weird amblems on the ground that are purple and death-looking.. tf? so i check out their class and THEY BE A NECROMANCER!!! In a live game? Now? isnt that coming later or something? so we finished the dungeon and go to the shopp and i see yeah you can buy esl..w.eyr you know what ill just call it elswheyre, youll understand. So i buy it, since i saw people run around in dungeons as a necro in the live game, so its out right? Lmao false, its still a ''pre-order'' and somehow is still in the live game.. i got so confused but alright. Like no hate intended but this was some weird marketing..

So i do what any other normal person who is semi bored and likes new things do, i make a [Deathbringer] Kheldor, a tall scary looking (its not scary) dead inside necromancer, and let me tell you the first 10 minutes of the game as a necromancer was so insane i will never forget it. I lied, i only wont forget how i soloed some sword boss in aslweyrhr as a lvl 12 nercomancer. Yes level 12.. a world Boss. Insane but im not complaining. The skills are nice and the roleplaying aspect is pretty amazing using him, since i personally never experienced a necromancer in a MMO/online game in my life, so this was a new RP experiance for me for sure. Then i just wanted to get to level 50 and get my sweet 300-something CP on the char, so i did what any other normal person would do.. i.. no i lied again i just spammed dungeons and ran them over and over again... but then... i did something im not proud of...

In my late 20s(thats the level) as a necrotic bonemaster... i got tired of waiting 40 minutes to ququuwuweue up for a dungeon... so i did.. what i always hated, i became *gasp* a fake tank... NOW i have never tanked before in my life.. well in eso, so it was something new to me, i just slashed the sytche skill over and over that made me heal and thats it, after some time i finally figured out what is ''tounting'' and i felt so bad and sad.. bsad about how i played my fake role (note: every normal dungeon was pretty easy, and the sytche skill was OP as heck, maybe still is) so i put a swordie in my righty, a shieldie in my leftie and i slotted the damn skill to make the boss fall MADLY INLOVE with my sweet sweet bones.. the bones of the dead people.. come on guys we're all mature. So i was actually tanking bosses and ads in the dungeons, never died, always went with full dps items, like stamina and regenerations and... fashion ofc. So i got my level 50 [Deathbringer] Kheldor, and i.. i... i do no damage, i die to mud crabs and not even them... sand crabs... but ok that just means i need to get some of my gear together. Problem number 1: im a total pleb in this game and i have no idea what armour i need. Problem number 2: i have no money to get said items that are craftable or find-able in the world.. problem number 3:...
Problem number 3: *elsweyr music stops*... im bored.
I.. am bored. 4-6 days i have been fully into rampaging, finding new skills, learning the *moves* of the dance we all call ''slaughter'' as a dead tyrant... and now im bored.. what happened? whats missing? maybe its the class? i switch to my main MAGE LORD OF THE SEAS and... i dont know what to do.. theres nothing to do, theres a bunch of quests, theres all the sidequests, theres exploration of the new zone... but theres nothing.. im lost. So just out of interest i go hunt down a dragon on my mage. I killed one, looted, i killed a second, looted.. 3rd looted... its boring. i logout.
few days pass, a week passed.. month, 2 months.. 4 months pass and i am at work, working, doing the work irl for irl currency and.. it tingled, my ear. I hear in myself that.. music. SO drama aside, i found one of old TES songs in my playlist, and i did a Listen. I came home that day, sat near my computer, checked steam and... and i pressed it. I pressed to play this game once again, just for the heck of it... 40gb update LMAO ok yeah ill play it tomorrow its fine. Tomorrow rolled in and its a new day, games updated by the time i got back from work, i jump inside, THANK GOD theres auto login since i cant remember any info anymore, and i see him, i see him standing there all fancy looking with a white miaucat going ''miau'', my mage char. I press "play".

i spawn back in summerset (my fav place, besides the elves..), my horse speed is max, my carry capacity is low, i press + to put a point there, you know how it is. I press G, nothing new there, i press O (or whatever the friends list is) everyones offline except for 1 person. 1 person that has friended me since day 2 or something, when i wanted a training dummy to test my magic, he helped me out, and hes still playing, now thats an amazing scene right there. I queueeb up on a random dungeon. A normal one. i press CTRL and i tried to pickpoket.. didnt work.. i went to the.. the uuugh... tables where you craft stuff.. those things yeah, and i put some of the old stuff for research, i get inside the dungeon, we beat it, i leave the party... i turn off the game, since i need to work tomorrow. Im back.

So many things left, so many things i havent found yet, so many stuff i havent upgraded yet reeeee. And its not like im bored with the games i was playing, im not a ''gamer'' gamer, im more of a chilled ''ye thats fun'' type of person. What changed? What happened? i dont know but im interested in this game again, i got new goals set for myself, i got new chalanges i want to dive head straight deep inside bois, i want to build a guild from scratch (AND before you elitistsits eugienes tell me that i will be wasting my time spending MILLIONS OF GOLD AND HOURS ON HOUSINGS AND GUILD TRADERS, yeah i know, thats the idea of getting something from scratch, im not a hardcore lad, im more of a small community, same level experiance type of lad), i want to unlock the secrets behind the last door of some sort of hourglass cult (please dont spoil it ) that i have been stealing from half of my thievery days.. *deep breath in*
*deep breath out*
Maybe its the ''circle of games'', maybe its some decent memories and experiances, maybe its the game itself.. but i like being back(and oi, dont knife me for saying ''4 months of being away is nothing and its just 400 hours'', i dont usually stick around in games for that long, i dont even play other MMOs much besides 1 C&C fanmade game..), back to a place where i really wanted to carry my friend with me but he refuses all the time
its 17:30, should check on the server status
Yup, its complete. Im off to the lands of thieves, murder, cute miaus and bad elves (this is a joke..)

I guess ill see you in 200 more hours eh Forums? but untill that ill CCCCCCCCCEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA