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ArgoCye
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You know that time when you had one too many breakfast burritos? Of course you do, and now, courtesy of ZoS Cosmetics, you can have that same experience visually represented in weapon form. Get it before it goes to sh*t.
  • Vapirko
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    I keep seeing these posts lol. Pics? Can’t login until after work.
  • Turelus
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    Chufu tweeted a pic of the staff. Only pic I have on hand at the moment.

    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
    The Great Forums Banning #NeverForget
  • Vapirko
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Chufu tweeted a pic of the staff. Only pic I have on hand at the moment.


    Not as bad as I was imagining :D Definitely not appealing though.
  • InvictusApollo
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Chufu tweeted a pic of the staff. Only pic I have on hand at the moment.


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D
  • Daedric_NB_187
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    So now my weapons can have mud butt lol.
  • MartiniDaniels
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    I think it will be much better if it was of grey-green color or something similar. That yellow looks disgusting, well, maybe that's was the purpose...
  • Tryxus
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    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • ArgoCye
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    it’s just how is sprays ... just eww
  • LukosCreyden
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    And here I am, a fool, waiting for weapons with teal flames to go with my Magcro...
    Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.
  • Aurielle
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Chufu tweeted a pic of the staff. Only pic I have on hand at the moment.


    I’m a nurse. This triggered me. :( Silly devs, fleet *** are for people, not weapons.

    Edit: seriously, the common name for a fast-acting laxative is censored?
    Edited by Aurielle on August 29, 2019 10:50AM
  • Skorro
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    It's a great defence! I would def not fight the dude holding the giant poo-sword
  • Square252
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    It looks like it's farting...

    It matches the Velidreth theme, but it's nothing i would even touch IRL in fear i'll get an infection or it moves in my hand :|
  • Dragonnord
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    It's funny how people always compain about everything trying to find a bad side for things.

    For me it looks like poisonous gas. It perfectly looks like that, and it also perfectly fits one of my toons look.

    Good job ZOS!
  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    You should learn to spell such a big word before trying to use it in a sentence.
  • Vlad9425
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    It’s definitely the ugliest set of weapons they’ve released so far but I guess it will fit some character themes.
  • Rake
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    this is unbyable
  • LadyNalcarya
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    Well it could work if your char is an especially devoted follower of Peryite, I guess :D
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  • red_emu
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    Velidreth? Wetfartreh more like...
    PC - EU:
    Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
    Falathren - AD StamSorc
    Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
    Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
    Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
    Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
    Your-Ex - AD MagBlade
  • Karivaa
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    Lmao makes me want them.
  • snoozy
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    who designs this crap?

    i always considered voriplasm to be among the ugliest but this tops it
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  • shaielzafine
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    Why does it spray like that? It looks gross
  • ZOS_WadeS
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    Greetings! We have close this thread due to it's unconstructive nature.
    Staff Post
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