The Elder Scrolls Online

Horses are so whiney

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gdorsettub17_ESO
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Seriously, they get stumped by a rock, then when you tell them to jump over it they rear up and scream like you're ripping their spleen out their nostril, taking a stupid amount of time to get moving again. And don't get me started on their intense fear of the shade provided by tent flaps. F you horses, I'd rather ride a khajiit.
  • Stormvessel
    Stormvessel
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    Flying mounts would be nice...
  • TwixtMYnethers
    TwixtMYnethers
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    Geralt used to be afraid of his own farts but after feeding him lots of apples and telling him every day what a beautiful brave boy he is, he's shaped up quite nicely. Still shies away from deep water though.
  • rawne1980b16_ESO
    rawne1980b16_ESO
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    Horses are great ...... until you hit a small bump and they stop dead.

    It was worse in one of the beta's though, every little bump dismounted you. That was annoying.

    Although i'd expect my much larger and longer legged horse to have an easier time of running than be stopped by anything larger than a pebble.
  • Basil_oz
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    Yep, they are no show jumpers, that's for sure!

    Go off the beaten track a little and run over a small rock and it's "ohhh, Diamond's got a boo boo!"

    Now the khajiit idea... that's got promise!
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
  • Kemono
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    Basil_oz wrote: »
    Y

    Now the khajiit idea... that's got promise!
    Khajit mount:
    jump like a pro
    can fight
    can hunt and bring you some boar for dinner
    purr (so not whiney)
    Lore friendly

    I have been riding Pahmars before it was cool :3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_HLjSMAtY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VWq11xPQd8
    Edited by Kemono on April 15, 2014 4:12AM
  • Basil_oz
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    Love it!

    Now, what they need to do is in the character creator area, if you choose to be a khajiit, you need to answer "rideable or non-rideable"
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
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