For the past couple of months, I've played a character called The Mudball Goblin, which is a level 50 character with maxed-out champion points and which continues to do quests and explore territories in Tamriel. However, he has spent maybe a third of his time throwing mudballs at people from places of hiding, often in Daggerfall, Ebonhart, or Davon's Watch, until he is discovered and chased away by one or more heroic player vigilantes while being rightfully pelted by their revenge mudballs. It was intended to provide some players with extra entertainment, and it was fun for the Mudball Goblin, too.
Edited by goatlyonesub17_ESO on August 16, 2019 10:24PM
However, there are a small fraction of players (maybe 2%) who take strong offense to being hit with mudballs. I've been threatened with being reported to ZOS for splatting them against their wishes. Especially if it happens more than once. They might actually have a case. Spamming another player is against the ESO terms of service, and it can be argued that repeatedly targeting the same player with mudballs can constitute spam.
So, to obviate any potential action by ZOS against my account, I am retiring The Mudball Goblin. I apologize to anyone who found him engaging, funny, cute, and so forth. That character has been renamed and no longer wears his trademark Wolf Fur Brown priest-of-the-green robe and (same color) pointy wise man's hat. Also, I've changed his eyebrows and removed the ring that was in his nose.
"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"The mudballs are especially disgusting today." —The Mudball Goblin.
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.