Maintenance for the week of March 30:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – April 1, 1:00PM EDT (17:00 UTC) - 5:00PM EDT (21:00 UTC)
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – April 1, 1:00PM EDT (17:00 UTC) - 5:00PM EDT (21:00 UTC)
what do you feel like saying/back talking to annoying npc's
Vandellia
✭✭✭
Stuga..Do you know how long I've been looking for you
Me... do you know how long I've been avoiding you
feel free to add yours for the fun of it
Me... do you know how long I've been avoiding you
feel free to add yours for the fun of it
5
-
StabbityDoom✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Any number of rude NPCs get a nice blade of woe to the back. Consider that my response.2 -
snarkomatic✭✭✭✭Dawn rises on Deshaan.
The Vestige mounts her golden indrik, spurring him onwards to battles far afield.
As she passes the central structure, a lone man steps forward. "Stranger," he beseeches the sprinting form, "may we spea-"
"F NO!" she snarls, cruel laughter ringing in the air, until finally it fades into the cloud of dust she leaves in her wake.4 -
blnchk✭✭✭✭✭When you end a conversation with an NPC and have the Furious personality equipped, more often than not your character either shakes their fist at them or crosses their arms in annoyance and turns away. It's hilariously appropriate most of the time.4 -
StabbityDoom✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭snarkomatic wrote: »Dawn rises on Deshaan.
The Vestige mounts her golden indrik, spurring him onwards to battles far afield.
As she passes the central structure, a lone man steps forward. "Stranger," he beseeches the sprinting form, "may we spea-"
"F NO!" she snarls, cruel laughter ringing in the air, until finally it fades into the cloud of dust she leaves in her wake.
I like you.
But this needs more stabbings.2 -
beadabow✭✭✭The banker praising Vivec (if you complete EP main quest) finally got under my skin. Had to get an add on to stop hearing it every time I went into the area he was located in my home.
1 -
StabbityDoom✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The banker praising Vivec (if you complete EP main quest) finally got under my skin. Had to get an add on to stop hearing it every time I went into the area he was located in my home.
"PRAISE VIVEC! YOU WERE THERE to stop Alexandra Cannell from capturing the Coral Heart!" (I just did that from memory, cuz I have that guy too. I fired him and hired the kitty)2 -
dannymcgr81b14_ESO✭✭✭✭Switch in three, two, one. Switch in three, two, one. We're ready for the battlegrounds now.
I hope you die a long lingering battleground death.
0 -
AcadianPaladin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My elf's most irritating encounters are dialogue that must be done to advance a quest where she has to ask a horrifically stupid question (like, "Who is Azura?") only to be told it is a horrifically stupid question (Duh!). She is an elf of actions over words though and such encounters make her want to draw her bow or staff, depending on which class she's playing at the time.Edited by AcadianPaladin on August 17, 2019 4:15PMPC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo3 -
barney2525✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭" Over Here! We have much to talk about, you and I "
Yeah, I'll be there in Juuuuust a second. Just gotta step out real quick, but don't you worry. I'll be riiiiiight back.
2 -
Jayman1000✭✭✭✭✭
✭I want to capture some of these NPC's and put them in my dungeon. That way we can have a little chat when I want it.0 -
Shadow_Akula✭✭✭✭✭The people in daggerfall talking bout how I saved the king and saying they’d offer me a drink
Me: “I’m right here! Where’s my drink?!”
Usually just think back replies all the time during questlines don’t remember most though.
“Hold hold there sera! Ah you’ve arrived”
“Uh buddy my names not sera and I’m not the adventurer you’re looking for pact scum”
Also love that Murkmire and Elsweyr have recruiting stations and the recruiters recognise your alliance and are all itching to fight me over it “covenant dog you’re lucky I’m under orders to keep this peaceful” - something along those lines anyway
“Let’s go if you think you can take me, rip them orders up and join the thousands of other npc pact and dominion soldiers I’ve killed”Jayman1000 wrote: »I want to capture some of these NPC's and put them in my dungeon. That way we can have a little chat when I want it.
The recruitment people I mentioned above would be perfect targets for my torture...uh I mean prison rooms 👀 we covenant never do anything barbaric like torture or necromancy, never. *slowly closes torture room door after kicking a necromancer staff inside*
S.A.962 -
Keileon✭✭>Enter Riften on a low-level toon
"Halt! I was sent for you!"
Dude I JUST got here!PC NA | @ KudaKeileon | ESO+ | CP 600+
Ilus-Lei Xerseus - L50 | Argonian Male | Stamina Nightblade (DPS) | Werewolf | Crafter | Pathological murderer || Caligan Casareeth - L50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Sorcerer (Healer) | Vampire | Worships Daedra
Team Space Bat - L50 | Khajiit Male | Stamina Nightblade (DPS) | Werewolf | "Khajiit is trying." || Dances-Like-Stripper - L50 | Argonian Male | Balanced Warden (Tank) | Literally just does not care
Heals-You-Idiots - L50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Nightblade (Healer) | Jerk || Pleb Imperial - Sub-50 | Imperial Female | Balanced Dragonknight (Tank) | Probably blackmailed and/or kidnapped
Arynea Skycrowne - L50 | Bosmer Female | Stamina Sorcerer (DPS) | Way too happy for her own good || Careodry - Sub-50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Sorcerer (DPS) | OC insert
Sylliriht - Sub-50 | Dunmer Female | Magicka Warden (DPS) | Vampire | Actually a Maormer || Marks-The-Grave - Sub-50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Necromancer (DPS? Healer? ???) | An actual zombie
Swallows-Own-Tail - Sub-50 | Argonian Female | Magicka Templar (Healer) | Ouroboros || Orcish Obesity - Sub-50 | Orc Male | Necromancer | Meme
hi so I actually love crown crates
GIVE LILMOTHIIT RACE5 -
Hazurko_RaShan✭✭✭Stuga..Do you know how long I've been looking for you
um yes, for as long as you've chosen to be a stalker.0 -
tonemd✭✭✭✭Stuga: Do you know how long I've been looking for you?
Me: Why don't I help you by cutting out your eyes and mailing them back to your king, C.O.D.
Prophet: Ah, vestige...
Me. STOP RIGHT THERE! I don't care. I need feathers for a magical chicken horse and I don't have time for your ***. I'll see you in two weeks.
3 -
Sharee✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Guard: "Surprise me, say something intelligent"
Me: "You wouldn't understand it"1 -
StabbityDoom✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Stuga: Do you know how long I've been looking for you?
Me: Why don't I help you by cutting out your eyes and mailing them back to your king, C.O.D.
Prophet: Ah, vestige...
Me. STOP RIGHT THERE! I don't care. I need feathers for a magical chicken horse and I don't have time for your ***. I'll see you in two weeks.
The first part kinda scared me but I lost it at magical chicken horse.0 -
Hazurko_RaShan✭✭✭StabbityDoom wrote: »Stuga: Do you know how long I've been looking for you?
Me: Why don't I help you by cutting out your eyes and mailing them back to your king, C.O.D.
Prophet: Ah, vestige...
Me. STOP RIGHT THERE! I don't care. I need feathers for a magical chicken horse and I don't have time for your ***. I'll see you in two weeks.
The first part kinda scared me but I lost it at magical chicken horse.
NO. It's a reindeer.. Or More likely a unicorn
In the Dove Book and Russian folklore, the Indrik-Beast (Russian: Индрик-зверь, transliteration: Indrik zver' ) is a fabulous beast, the king of all animals, who lives on a mountain known as "The Holy Mountain" where no other foot may tread. When it stirs, the Earth trembles. The word "Indrik" is a distorted version of the Russian word edinorog (unicorn).[1] The Indrik is described as a gigantic bull with legs of a deer, the head of a horse and an enormous horn in its snout, making it vaguely similar to a rhinoceros. The Russian folklore creature gives its name to a synonym of Paraceratherium, Indricotherium, the biggest land mammal ever to live.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indrik3 -
StabbityDoom✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Hazurko_RaShan wrote: »StabbityDoom wrote: »Stuga: Do you know how long I've been looking for you?
Me: Why don't I help you by cutting out your eyes and mailing them back to your king, C.O.D.
Prophet: Ah, vestige...
Me. STOP RIGHT THERE! I don't care. I need feathers for a magical chicken horse and I don't have time for your ***. I'll see you in two weeks.
The first part kinda scared me but I lost it at magical chicken horse.
NO. It's a reindeer.. Or More likely a unicorn
In the Dove Book and Russian folklore, the Indrik-Beast (Russian: Индрик-зверь, transliteration: Indrik zver' ) is a fabulous beast, the king of all animals, who lives on a mountain known as "The Holy Mountain" where no other foot may tread. When it stirs, the Earth trembles. The word "Indrik" is a distorted version of the Russian word edinorog (unicorn).[1] The Indrik is described as a gigantic bull with legs of a deer, the head of a horse and an enormous horn in its snout, making it vaguely similar to a rhinoceros. The Russian folklore creature gives its name to a synonym of Paraceratherium, Indricotherium, the biggest land mammal ever to live.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indrik
But that's not as funny1