I Finally Understand SCALEBREAKER

Mashille
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Before Scalebreaker Update:
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After Scalebreaker Update:
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Really good joke and pun ZOS, but when's the real balance update?

EDIT: In case people don't get it, I'm making a joke that this update literally broke the "scales" that weigh eso's balance and is called "scale"breaker.
Edited by Mashille on August 15, 2019 11:44PM
House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
  • Grandma
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    that's actually pretty clever. Good joke.


    Realistically though, while stamcro is still queen of DPS, DPS has actually pretty much evened out. Everything hits between 90-100k optimally, and there's 0 content that requires 90k to even be completed, it's just convenience/speed. I recall posting on the reddit recently that the dps rating list goes like
    1. stamcro
    2. everything else
    3. stamplar

    It's kinda nice that most specs hit the same damage while still retaining class identity.

    yes, I said they still replace class identity. Well maybe not magsorc, and some never had it to begin with [stamsorc, stamplar], but for most magdps you just replace elemental weapon and 2x inner light with soul trap, reach, and degen and call it a day. no net loss of class skills on my builds anyway.
    GH / 3/04/2021 / Elemental Catalyst Necromancer
  • Mashille
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    Grandma wrote: »
    that's actually pretty clever. Good joke.

    Thanks, I worked really hard on it.

    The images on the scales In the first image don't really mean anything also, I just wanted 3 classes on each and threw them on so don't read too much into that xD
    Edited by Mashille on August 16, 2019 12:01AM
    House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
  • Grandma
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    Mashille wrote: »
    Grandma wrote: »
    that's actually pretty clever. Good joke.

    Thanks, I worked really hard on it.

    The images on the scales In the first image don't really mean anything also, I just wanted 3 classes on each and threw them on so don't read too much into that xD

    you put Necro on the overpowered side so you got that right, the rest doesn't matter as much :P
    GH / 3/04/2021 / Elemental Catalyst Necromancer
  • russelmmendoza
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    Grandma wrote: »
    that's actually pretty clever. Good joke.


    Realistically though, while stamcro is still queen of DPS, DPS has actually pretty much evened out. Everything hits between 90-100k optimally, and there's 0 content that requires 90k to even be completed, it's just convenience/speed. I recall posting on the reddit recently that the dps rating list goes like
    1. stamcro
    2. everything else
    3. stamplar

    It's kinda nice that most specs hit the same damage while still retaining class identity.

    yes, I said they still replace class identity. Well maybe not magsorc, and some never had it to begin with [stamsorc, stamplar], but for most magdps you just replace elemental weapon and 2x inner light with soul trap, reach, and degen and call it a day. no net loss of class skills on my builds anyway.

    Omg, stamplar, poor kid.
  • logarifmik
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    They also introduced Warden with Vvardenfell. Just saying.
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  • Morgul667
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    Nice

    Made me smile :)
  • rumple9
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    Too much time on your hands
    Edited by rumple9 on August 16, 2019 1:28AM
  • ChunkyCat
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    10/10 troll

    Would recommend trolling again.
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