When you were partying I studied the blade,
When you were having premarital sex I mastered animation cancelling,
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated champion points,
And now that the world is on fire and the dragons are at the gates of Elsweyr you have the audacity to come to me for help?
"You know you don't have to be here right?" ~ Rich Lambert
Well, ya. I wanted to ask if you could help me move this afternoon. But apparently you'd rather spend your day playing video games. So forgive me interrupting your pretend life if you're getting all bend out of shape over this.