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ESO: A Haiku

Suddwrath
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Logged into the game,
gameplay encumbered by bugs,
why is this allowed?


What is your version of the ESO Haiku?

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  • MakeMeUhSamich
    MakeMeUhSamich
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    Sustain, sustain, sus...(heavy attack)
    Sustain, sustain, sustain, sus...(heavy attack)
    Sustain, sustain, sus...(heavy attack)
  • Darkenarlol
    Darkenarlol
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    the cliff racer climbs

    on the Red Mountain...

    so unwillingly



  • TelvanniWizard
    TelvanniWizard
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    Zos is so greedy
    and his bag will break down.
    Crowns spoiled on the dust.
  • Cundu_Ertur
    Cundu_Ertur
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    Who are you kidding?
    All eyes are focused upon
    your hidden Bosmer.

    edit to add:

    Once I was stealthy
    Now I am too obvious.
    Leaves dying in Fall.
    Edited by Cundu_Ertur on June 18, 2019 6:06PM
    Taking stealth away from the Bosmer is like taking magic away from the Altmer, making Nords allergic to mead, or making Orcs pretty.
  • Seraphayel
    Seraphayel
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    I like fish
    And lick my fur
    Khajiit I am
    *purrrrrr*
    PS5
    EU
    Aldmeri Dominion
    - Khajiit Arcanist -
  • Lisutaris
    Lisutaris
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    Fun is my goal,
    pressing the button of queue,
    *donk*

    (nothing happens, just the sound of silence....)
  • Dagoth_Rac
    Dagoth_Rac
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    DPS is meh.
    Practice on dummy for weeks.
    DPS unchanged.
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
    THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    Enjoy Having Fun
    Post Clip On Forums To Share
    Duck Thrown Tomatoes
  • Goregrinder
    Goregrinder
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    I want to buy Crowns.
    How many Crowns should I buy?
    Is 20k good?
  • khajiitNPC
    khajiitNPC
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    @SaltySudd

    Not to be, ‘that guy’, but you guys aren’t writing haiku. You’re writing Senryu.
  • Suddwrath
    Suddwrath
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    khajiitNPC wrote: »
    @SaltySudd

    Not to be, ‘that guy’, but you guys aren’t writing haiku. You’re writing Senryu.

    We've been busted, boys. Hide the evidence!

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  • KoultouraS
    KoultouraS
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    "Aware of issues
    We are indeed killing it
    Press F to join group"
  • Verbal_Earthworm
    Verbal_Earthworm
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    In the unplayable server
    these pc dlcs
    A unplayable customer

    apologies to Basho


    From customer to zos
    The sad servers server
    To the service.pc.

    apologies to Basho


    No one crown
    Along this store but I,
    This pathetic .

    apologies to Basho


    In the crash
    No eu can store
    How soon it must pc.

    apologies to Basho


    An unplayable pathetic crash...
    A ignorance fix into the zos,
    server! again.

    apologies to Basho


    eu eu,
    The pathetic is store of pathetic

    apologies to Buson


    store from the pc
    customer customer eu In the dlcs.

    apologies to Buson


    The eu
    crash his unplayable
    sad.

    apologies to Issa


    unplayable fix
    fix, that server,
    To the zos in the zos.

    apologies to Issa


    store's
    store of the pc!
    the dlcs's bugs through

    apologies to Issa


    Don't bugs, bugs
    dlcs, crown,
    Must sad.

    apologies to Issa


    customer service
    As store who store
    And fix.

    apologies to Shiki


    pathetic sad,
    How much pathetic of it pathetic?
    The sad is eu.

    apologies to Shiki


    ignorance those pathetic ignorance
    We store a fix dlcs
    On a service in service.

    apologies to Shiki


    I eu an crash
    and eu my sad ignorance
    have been .

    apologies to Kato Shuson


    zos the store
    pathetic, store in service
    with no dlcs to crown.

    apologies to Soseki

    thanks to interactive haiku generator
  • Elwendryll
    Elwendryll
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    Nirn is my city
    Everyday I log in
    To play my khajiit
    PC - EU - France - AD
    Main character: Qojikrin - Khajiit Sorcerer Tank/Stamina DD - since March 25, 2015.
    Guildmaster of Oriflamme: Focus on 4 player endgame content.
    Member of Brave Cat Trade, Panda Division and Toadhuggers.

    All 4-man trifectas - TTT, IR, GH
  • worrallj
    worrallj
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    I try to roleplay
    But it is way too boring
    So I browse forums
    Edited by worrallj on June 18, 2019 9:34PM
  • Cundu_Ertur
    Cundu_Ertur
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    khajiitNPC wrote: »
    @SaltySudd

    Not to be, ‘that guy’, but you guys aren’t writing haiku. You’re writing Senryu.

    I included a kigo at least once, so :p
    Taking stealth away from the Bosmer is like taking magic away from the Altmer, making Nords allergic to mead, or making Orcs pretty.
  • UntilValhalla13
    UntilValhalla13
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    Stuck in a load screen
    The frame rate is terrible
    Elsweyr broke the game
  • zvavi
    zvavi
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    Probably need sleep
    Want to grind low level chars
    Hate psijic order

    Short on gold and gems
    Accept any donations
    zvavi is shameless

    dlc dungeons
    I used to pug a lot
    But leveling alts

    Found Tzogvin daggers
    Two level fourty nine
    Not again frostvault


    Also low level
    Burning spellweave inferno
    Stop dropping for me

    The salt is with me
    Maybe it is just my luck
    Or zos hates on me

    Okay i go sleep
    Sweet dreams everyone here
    My eyes are closing
  • Amanuensis
    Amanuensis
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    Fake tanks and healers
    The bane of pugging dungeons
    Dead ere the first boss
  • ArchMikem
    ArchMikem
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    Rolling tired eyes.
    Haters just love the hating.
    Go outside and play.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
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    Bright moons shine
    Through rain in spring
    Argonian goes splash

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • karthrag_inak
    karthrag_inak
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    5
    7
    5

    sheesh its not that hard
    seems some people just can't count
    its five, seven, five!

    :smiley:
    PC-NA : 19 Khajiit and 1 Fishy-cat with fluffy delusions. cp3600
    GM of Imperial Gold Reserve trading guild (started in 2017) since 2/2022
    Come visit Karth's Glitter Box, Khajiit's home. Fully stocked guild hall done in sleek Khajiit stylings, with Grand Master Stations, Transmute, Scribing, Trial Dummies, etc. Also has 2 full bowling alleys, nightclub, and floating maze over Wrothgar.(Pariah's Pinacle)
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
    THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    Necromancy New?
    Nope, the internet exists
    Old posts do not die
  • wavingblue
    wavingblue
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Give us back add-on access to guild activities on PC please
  • Mettaricana
    Mettaricana
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    Here i sit broken hearted
    Game so bugged it's just started
    As i sit i hope and pray
    This dumpster fire will be fixed some day
  • West1389
    West1389
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    It will get fixed your heart will be healed my friend. Zos will make sure of it.

    As always your friendly self proclaimed ZosDefender
  • Alowishus
    Alowishus
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    Bosmer and Maomer
    Dunmer Altmer Orsimer
    Elves elves everywhere

    Imperial and
    Breton Nord Redguard Reachmen
    Destroy all humans!

    Daedric Xivilai
    Scamps and Clannfear Watcher's eye
    Bow before your Prince


    ESO Wishlist: Housing (Thank you!) Jewelrycrafting (Thank you!) Hand-to-hand skill line.
  • Raisin
    Raisin
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    Unable to queue.
    Someone declined the invite.
    Unable to queue.
  • ArchMikem
    ArchMikem
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    Here i sit broken hearted
    Game so bugged it's just started
    As i sit i hope and pray
    This dumpster fire will be fixed some day

    I need to stop coming in here to read dumpster fire poems.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • cjhhickman39
    cjhhickman39
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    Go not into queue
    Knock and walk in the door mer
    Dungeons awaits friend
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