I’m a DPS that queues as a tank...let me explain

  • Phaedrathallassa
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    FastBen wrote: »
    Why you all don't get it? It's not about needing a tank in a norm dungeon or not. In the same group you were, there was another dd, who queued as such fot 15 minutes. Then you come as fake tank waiting on the queue for 30 seconds. Well that is the problem for me! It's rude and selfish! What would happen if we all queue as tanks or healers??

    If we all queued as tanks and healers the queues would be faster for everyone. I have no problem with this.

  • Rudis
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    I have an idea, let me get my 5k DPS Tank and queue as DPS. I'm doing DPS but i'm just not doing it very well so, does that make it okay to queue as DPS?
  • Kikke
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    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.
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  • SidraWillowsky
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    Kikke wrote: »
    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.

    Yes ok, let me put this healing staff on my stamblade and hit people with healing springs sometimes... am I now a healer?
  • John_Falstaff
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    Kikke wrote: »
    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.

    A lot of players in the thread advocating for fake tanks say they do slot a taunt (which in my opinion, too, makes them real tanks), but OP proudly stated that he doesn't slot it.
  • kathandira
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    Kikke wrote: »
    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.

    Gets 1 shot by a 19k damage attack....
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  • SidraWillowsky
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    kathandira wrote: »
    Kikke wrote: »
    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.

    Gets 1 shot by a 19k damage attack....

    Fake healer to the rescue! Fake healer also gets one-shot by 19k damage attack. Good thing we have a tank that for whatever reason queued as a DPS...
  • kathandira
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    kathandira wrote: »
    Kikke wrote: »
    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.

    Gets 1 shot by a 19k damage attack....

    Fake healer to the rescue! Fake healer also gets one-shot by 19k damage attack. Good thing we have a tank that for whatever reason queued as a DPS...

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  • kylewwefan
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    Do it every day. Fake que whatever role random. Does not matter one bit. Then you get penalized for having an ESO plus subscription and they give you Vet DLC. FML. Drop group, swap toons and start over.
  • Kolache
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    Seems pointless to condone or condemn someone for doing this. People will do anything they can get away with--the queue needs to be designed smarter to prevent things that should be discouraged (whatever those things might be).
    Something being unbalanced in 1v1 does not imply that it is balanced in group play.
  • VaranisArano
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    Kikke wrote: »
    a fake tank is a player without taunt, do you have taunt? yes? you're a tank! now stop this cancer.

    Yes ok, let me put this healing staff on my stamblade and hit people with healing springs sometimes... am I now a healer?

    Depends. Is your group staying alive?

    Basic job of a tank: hold boss aggro with a taunt and stay alive

    Basic job of a healer: heal group members, keep them alive (except for "can't heal stupid!"), and stay alive
    Edited by VaranisArano on May 24, 2019 2:15PM
  • Harrdarrzarr
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    If I join the que on my dd as a fake tank, I make sure to slot a taunt, try to keep the boss still, and dodgeroll the real heavy hits. I will have some sort of selfheal. I won't bother pulling in adds though....
  • jircris11
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    So yes...I will admit it I queue as a tank and I am a DPS. Now I have a tank that I use but I do queue as a tank. Let me explain.
    A majority of the dungeons do not really require tanks. The DLC dungeons? Okay yeah those require tanks (except vWGT. You can 4 DPS that).
    Now if you queue as a tank, be 110% sure you can A) Self heal effectively and B) DPS at a 25-30k.
    We do this because we are sick of tanking really bad PUGs who can’t DPS an add. So if we queue as a tank, and we can DPS effectively we can speed through a dungeon without delay.
    Look if you’re going to fake tank, make sure you have good DPS and can heal yourself.
    But DO NOT fake tank DLC dungeons. That’s just cruel

    You qued for a role that you are not just to get shorter wait time. That's poor practice as it makes those who play tank as a main wait longer because ppl obsessed with big numbers cant wait in their own role.
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  • mikemacon
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    fake tank = vote to kick.

    full stop.
  • mayasunrising
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    I primarily play a healer in dungeon runs and have done most vet content. I've also just started tanking and have done a good bit of vet content in that roll. I've been told I'm quite good. In three years I've done a TON of dungeon and trials runs.

    Tanks - even more so than healers - play an important roll in a group in that they allow other classes to do their jobs effectively.

    That said, I have never had a good experience with a fake tank in any level dungeon. They don't hold aggro properly, run around like chickens with their heads cut off because they can't take boss heavy attacks, die frequently because they don't have the health or buffs to survive bosses - putting additional pressure on both healers and DPS who have to constantly rez them, decrease group DPS because they are running the bosses around and moving them out of AoE DPS, and...quite frankly, most have elitest, oh-too-cool-for-school attitudes, or think it's everyone's fault but their own that their groups wipe or content takes forever to run through when really it's all about their bad attempt at tanking.

    Fake tanking/healing is one of the rudest, most inconsiderate things you can do in an MMO IMHO - especially during vet content. You can try to make up some noble reason why you do it, but in the end it amounts to you cutting the lunch line all kindergarten style, and then whining about it when someone you've dissed smashes your face with a lunch tray.
    Edited by mayasunrising on May 24, 2019 2:58PM
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  • Agenericname
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    Kolache wrote: »
    Seems pointless to condone or condemn someone for doing this. People will do anything they can get away with--the queue needs to be designed smarter to prevent things that should be discouraged (whatever those things might be).

    Anything except play a tank. I hear that they have really low queue times.
  • Riejael
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    Pevey wrote: »
    It’s nuts to require more than 30k hp for a normal dungeon. Even a toon fully specced as a tank probably won’t run that for a normal dungeon because it would be a misallocation if stats.

    You have wasted a lot of your own time and others’ with this rule.

    Our time is not wasted. We can 3 man any normal dungeon, even DLC ones without a tank. But that isn't the point. The point is principle, tanks tank. ZOS requires the spot to be occupied by a tank. So if you don't like me booting fake tanks, ask ZOS to change their system.

    Those are the terms. They are not negotiable. No amount of pleading, no amount of insults, no amount of reasoning will get us to change our stance, and I encourage others who run with friends to do the same.

    I understand that DPS have it hard in the queues. I get that. I agree its hard. I too want it changed. But I believe that fake tanking is not the answer. The answer is to have enough people to make a complaint that they do make this change.

    As soon as ZOS makes a change to the system, then our position will be obsolete.
  • cjechurchill
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    FastBen wrote: »
    Why you all don't get it? It's not about needing a tank in a norm dungeon or not. In the same group you were, there was another dd, who queued as such fot 15 minutes. Then you come as fake tank waiting on the queue for 30 seconds. Well that is the problem for me! It's rude and selfish! What would happen if we all queue as tanks or healers??

    But the reason they were waiting so long is because there was no tank in the first place...... So by him queueing as a fake tank, everyone gets to play the dungeon quicker....
  • Salvas_Aren
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    The problem rests in the nature of the roles.

    Dungeons are expected to be done tank-heal-DD, 1-1-2.

    The real population of tank-heal-DD seems to be rather 1-2-15 than 1-1-2.

    To blame it on tanks or fake tanks is the wrong way.
  • Ahlteffour
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    Fulfill your role, or vote to kick.


    Simple as that.
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  • daemonios
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    The problem rests in the nature of the roles.

    Dungeons are expected to be done tank-heal-DD, 1-1-2.

    The real population of tank-heal-DD seems to be rather 1-2-15 than 1-1-2.

    To blame it on tanks or fake tanks is the wrong way.

    It could be just me, but if fast queues were a priority I would make a tank or join a guild where I could make a group without group finder. I don't know what it says about the player base that there are so many more DDs than tanks, and they would rather fake their way into a group than try a different role for a change.
  • Glurin
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    FastBen wrote: »
    Why you all don't get it? It's not about needing a tank in a norm dungeon or not. In the same group you were, there was another dd, who queued as such fot 15 minutes. Then you come as fake tank waiting on the queue for 30 seconds. Well that is the problem for me! It's rude and selfish! What would happen if we all queue as tanks or healers??

    But the reason they were waiting so long is because there was no tank in the first place...... So by him queueing as a fake tank, everyone gets to play the dungeon quicker....

    Yes, you get into the dungeon quicker. And the dungeon takes a lot longer because your "tank" is running around like a headless chicken dragging the boss everywhere except into the group's AoEs (assuming he actually managed to hold aggro), dying to every stiff breeze that wafts through the battle, and bringing group moral down even further by blaming everyone else for his failings. Ultimately you have to make a choice between kicking him and trying to get a real tank willing to do a partial dungeon, deciding to just put up with this BS and hope you can at least finish, or quitting to go pick flowers instead.

    I don't care if it's normal or vet. Even if you successfully complete every normal dungeon queuing as a fake tank, you're forming and encouraging bad habits for vet.
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  • Pevey
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    Kolache wrote: »
    Seems pointless to condone or condemn someone for doing this. People will do anything they can get away with--the queue needs to be designed smarter to prevent things that should be discouraged (whatever those things might be).

    Anything except play a tank. I hear that they have really low queue times.

    Making a tank is not the solution to anything. I will not do a normal random through group finder anymore on my tank toons. The dps is just too low. That is the real issue. By taking the tank role, I queue faster and alleviate the issue of two dps and a healer pulling 15k combined, and 10k of that is usually the healer if they are good.
  • Betty_Booms
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    FastBen wrote: »
    Why you all don't get it? It's not about needing a tank in a norm dungeon or not. In the same group you were, there was another dd, who queued as such fot 15 minutes. Then you come as fake tank waiting on the queue for 30 seconds. Well that is the problem for me! It's rude and selfish! What would happen if we all queue as tanks or healers??

    The fact you are waiting so long is because there arent enough tanks...think about it...if its only norm non dlc dungeons and the fake tank is farming something i see no problems since they could solo the place anyway. They are actually doing people a favor by speeding up the queue ...
  • Mojmir
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    LOL every non DLC dungeon can be done with 2-3 ppl and no tank. this fake tank fake this and that argument is getting old.
  • Xoelarasizerer
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    Normal it probably won't matter, especially with lv.50+s

    A Swole enough group will probably be okay for Veteran Non-DLCs.
    (I'd feel a little bad for the overtime you may make the healer have to do, though.)

    Just keep those shenanigans out of Veteran DLC Dungeons.
    Edited by Xoelarasizerer on May 24, 2019 7:10PM
  • srfrogg23
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    So yes...I will admit it I queue as a tank and I am a DPS. Now I have a tank that I use but I do queue as a tank. Let me explain.
    A majority of the dungeons do not really require tanks. The DLC dungeons? Okay yeah those require tanks (except vWGT. You can 4 DPS that).
    Now if you queue as a tank, be 110% sure you can A) Self heal effectively and B) DPS at a 25-30k.
    We do this because we are sick of tanking really bad PUGs who can’t DPS an add. So if we queue as a tank, and we can DPS effectively we can speed through a dungeon without delay.
    Look if you’re going to fake tank, make sure you have good DPS and can heal yourself.
    But DO NOT fake tank DLC dungeons. That’s just cruel

    Don't try to justify this crap behavior. People like you annoy even more people into not using the group finder which causes queue times to skyrocket.

    And, no. No one is impressed with your ability to solo the dungeon. DD's that blitz through the content ruin everyone else's experience. People queued up to play the game, not watch you.

    Quit being a turd.
  • Monsieur
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    No-one gives a damn if you’re a fake tank and uses a taunt. That’s the job you’ve signed up to do.

    If you don’t use a taunt, you deserve to be kicked with an extended penalty for being a gigantic ***.
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