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Patch Notes 5.0.5

arena25
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That's right, folks, it's Patch Notes (Natch Potes?) meme thread time! So welcome to all!

For those of you who are new here (especially those of you who have come over from World of Warcraft), allow your favorite lord, Lord Arena25, to explain the rules and regulations: This thread serves as a place to vent, post patch notes memes, and overall just act silly while we wait through the long downtime to eventually get the patch notes from our wonderful ZeniMax admin Gina Bruno. This thread has been a tradition carried on by our lovely forum community since the game launched in 2014...and possibly since these forums existed.

Now, what are patch notes memes? These are memes and/or gifs created by the lovely forum community to both have fun...and poke fun at Zeni, whom had a reputation (at least in the early days) of ESO to not post the patch notes until the closing stages of maintenance. There are patch notes memes/gifs that are mainstays in any serious patch notes thread (such as the patch notes seagulls and the "Walk out, slowly, with your natch potes in the air" meme) and those that are crafted for a very specific patch (like this morning's patch).

It is this lord's belief that proper patch notes memes will be much better explained if Lord Arena25 shows examples rather than tells you about them. So, allow yours truly to start this party by posting a meme that is hot off the press and the old classic, the patch notes seagulls. First, the brand new meme (which Lord Arena25 created himself):

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And, now, to officially get the party started, the patch notes seagulls:

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And that's the rules and regulations, so let's start seeing those memes! Have fun, everyone!

Signed,
Lord Arena25

P.S. As it is getting late and Lord Arena25 needs to sleep so he's well rested for when he challenges 2 other lords tomorrow morning for the ownership rights of a castle nearby, my scribe Shedelin will be your point of contact tonight. Please be nice to her, she's frustrated as a result of calculating how much debt I've incurred over the course of the first part of the Season of the Dragon (including but not limited to filled soul gem debt, gold debt, Tel Var stones debt, etc.)
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • Aliyavana
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    Cant wait for the snipe nerf.
    Edited by Aliyavana on May 20, 2019 12:42AM
  • Heady
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    How many lines of text will be fixed or chairs in places hardly anyone uses
  • Vapirko
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    Did you know grumpy cat passed away recently?
  • russelmmendoza
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    Cant wait for dk wing nerf.
  • thermatico
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    The Elsweyr Dragon Race is gonna be awesome. I'm making a dragon dragon knight just for the redundancy!
  • Heady
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    - weapon and spell power pots can now be brought from the crown store and are more powerful than crafted ones
  • russelmmendoza
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    Cant wait for the sorc buff.
  • russelmmendoza
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    Cant wait for the lag fix, overall better performance for the mega server.
  • russelmmendoza
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    Cant wait for the vicious ophidian magicka version, my breton magicka nightblade is eagerly waiting in anticipation.
  • arena25
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    Scribe Shedelin here, checking in with this one's own meme:

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    And in case anyone wants to know, Lord Arena25 needs to fill at least 54 soul gems (could be 64), owes 10k gold in unpaid guild dues to the Thieves Guild, and finally owes 500 AP to me as compensation for my victory against the rats in the cupboard.

    Now, let the patch notes memes commence!
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • russelmmendoza
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    Cant wait to chase dragons with my dragon stick mount, damn am I gonna catch up to a dragon riding a stick mount.
  • arena25
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    Did you know grumpy cat passed away recently?

    Yes, this one and Lord Arena25 is aware of Grumpy Cat's passing. There was a reason both this one and Arena25 made memes related to Grumpy Cat for the patch notes meme thread...to both hype us up to visit the Khajiiti lands and to memorialize Grumpy Cat.

    Gone but never forgotten...Rest In Peace, Grumpy Cat.

    Signed,
    Shedelin
    Scribe to Lord Arena25
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • Minno
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    Invest in both necro memes and necro'ing of memes now!
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  • arena25
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    Minno wrote: »
    Invest in both necro memes and necro'ing of memes now!

    Don't worry, I've done my part with the patch notes seagulls. Now we just need to wait for others to do their part.
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • Suddwrath
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    You misspelled natch potes*
  • freespirit
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    Seemed somewhat appropriate! :)>:)
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  • Vapirko
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    If how Cyrodiil has been functioning this weekend is any indication of upcoming game performance in Elsweyr than I wouldn't get too excited.
  • arena25
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    SaltySudd wrote: »
    You misspelled natch potes*

    Scribe Shedelin here. While I would love nothing more than to change the title to Natch Potes, Lord Arena25 has expressly prohibited it. He said, “Every time the title of the thread is changed to Natch Potes, something bad happens in the world. Last time I allowed it, my castle was shut down for three days due to an outbreak of disease. I will no longer allow it!”

    So sadly, the title is Patch Notes unless mods decide to overrule Lord Arena25.
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  • Tasear
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    thermatico wrote: »
    The Elsweyr Dragon Race is gonna be awesome. I'm making a dragon dragon knight just for the redundancy!

    Hunting Dragons will be fun.
    Edited by Tasear on May 20, 2019 1:46AM
  • krossfire623
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  • twev
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    You are no lord of mine.

    I'm not feeling the love, Dude....

    ;)
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  • phaneub17_ESO
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    That cat is calling from the grave?
  • Pyr0xyrecuprotite
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    This "waiting for Natch Potes" meme thread is a little early. The servers won't be taken down for another four hours or so yet.
  • Morgul667
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    Love the natch potes meme

    Usually hate what i read in the patch notes though
  • arena25
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    Shedelin here. It’s maintenance time, so let’s see those memes fly!
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • Nermy
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    BLOOD FOR THE PACT!!!

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  • Tommy_The_Gun
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  • VDoom1
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    Servers are down, Elsweyr is only hours away. What do we do in the mean time? Of course some meme wars. xD :wink:


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    Edited by VDoom1 on May 20, 2019 8:56AM
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    That's the message of my Templar to all filthy necromancers in pvp:
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