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ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT!

Saucy_Jack
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Looking to join a cult blatantly masquerading as a guild? Join PROPHETS OF SNUGGLORR! We offer absolutely nothing except access to a statue of Snugglorr the Magnificent, Daedric King of the RNG, which incidentally has a COLOSSAL MEATSTICK because the RNG either turns you on or railroads you up the tailpipe. Bow to Tamriel's one TRUE god today!

Message or mail @Saucy_Jack. Heretics who worship the false god RNGesus need not apply, unless it's to repent of a lifetime of ignorance.
Edited by Saucy_Jack on June 21, 2019 2:37PM
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    As we're just a new guild, the first 20 members to join will automatically skip over the starting rank of Acolyte and join our Illustrious Bake Sales Department!
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • SilverFauxe
    color me meatstick intrigued, in game name is @SilverFauxe
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