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"Have you tried actually trying?" (Add-on death recap humor.)
TheValkyn
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I read your hint today on my death recap. "Have you tried actually trying?"
GreySkull adds it into the death recap.
Edited by TheValkyn on April 14, 2019 6:51PM GreySkull adds it into the death recap.
local inspirationalBanter = {
'You really need to think that you are good at this.',
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.',
'Amassing a 24 man group will increase your survivability.',
'Impen is kind of important, but so is being good.',
'Have you tried PVE?',
'Consider the mongoose, would they have put up a fight like this? Get back in there champ, and keep the claws up.',
'Wow. We are actually speechless.',
'Have you tried actually trying?',
'Have you tried resetting your router?',
'Next time, stick them with the pointy end.',
'Impen really really really really helps.',
'Next time, don’t make insulting yo moma emotes, it just angers them.',
'Actually having damage.',
'Lift with your legs, not your back.',
'If there are two coconuts, and you take one away, the remaining coconut would still last longer than you did.',
'Equip more Earthgores.',
'Search for tutorials on YouTube, you may just get a tiny bit better.',
'If you happened to be streaming on Twitch during this, it is all kind of funny if you think about it.',
'You should listen to encouraging music when fighting, like Bon Jovi.',
'Hold block a bit more.'
}
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Alucardo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭That's either masterfully photoshopped, or an incredibly hilarious hint I've never come across4 -
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power they dont have the will to use you mean. for ever person who says they will not spend any money on the game there are 10 more that will.Ah, e-communities - the "pinnacle" of the internet............yeah, right.1 -
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✭✭While quite humourous, I know some add-ons sneak in these snarky death recaps messages sometimes. Quite a laugh though!"It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard2 -
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power they dont have the will to use you mean. for ever person who says they will not spend any money on the game there are 10 more that will.
Summer is coming up and the good weather has arrived meaning there's less reason to stay indoors. I've played the game for more than 5 years. There's not much left to do.
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✭✭✭✭✭It’s from an addon#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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✭✭✭✭✭Sounds like an add-on.
But its not like ZOS holds back on the subtle snark.
*goes tumbling off a cliff and dies*
Death Recap Hint: "Watch your step."2 -
Skysenzz✭✭✭funny how a much a company can treat their playerbase like *** 10years old kids when the game is PEGI18 :^)CP1000+DC sDK Skysenzz
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TheValkyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭VaranisArano wrote: »Sounds like an add-on.
But its not like ZOS holds back on the subtle snark.
*goes tumbling off a cliff and dies*
Death Recap Hint: "Watch your step."local inspirationalBanter = { 'You really need to think that you are good at this.', 'Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.', 'Amassing a 24 man group will increase your survivability.', 'Impen is kind of important, but so is being good.', 'Have you tried PVE?', 'Consider the mongoose, would they have put up a fight like this? Get back in there champ, and keep the claws up.', 'Wow. We are actually speechless.', 'Have you tried actually trying?', 'Have you tried resetting your router?', 'Next time, stick them with the pointy end.', 'Impen really really really really helps.', 'Next time, don’t make insulting yo moma emotes, it just angers them.', 'Actually having damage.', 'Lift with your legs, not your back.', 'If there are two coconuts, and you take one away, the remaining coconut would still last longer than you did.', 'Equip more Earthgores.', 'Search for tutorials on YouTube, you may just get a tiny bit better.', 'If you happened to be streaming on Twitch during this, it is all kind of funny if you think about it.', 'You should listen to encouraging music when fighting, like Bon Jovi.', 'Hold block a bit more.' }Edited by TheValkyn on April 14, 2019 6:50PM1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Heh, I almost never read the death recap because it's usually obvious what killed me, but if addons sneak things like that in maybe I should check it more often.PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
"Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"0 -
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Titles:
Former Saltminer
A kawaii furry (^w^)
Leader of Furry Squad PvP Guild
CharactersSwiftfox Bouncyface
A random furry
I Fur You
owo
i have anxiety
i love children
Hewwo my fursona is Swiftfox Bouncyface I'm 37 years old and I love furries OwO, i'm also a little bit shy but I'll have you know that's because i was *** at furcon >/ / /<5 -
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✭✭✭✭✭VaranisArano wrote: »Sounds like an add-on.
But its not like ZOS holds back on the subtle snark.
*goes tumbling off a cliff and dies*
Death Recap Hint: "Watch your step."local inspirationalBanter = { 'You really need to think that you are good at this.', 'Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.', 'Amassing a 24 man group will increase your survivability.', 'Impen is kind of important, but so is being good.', 'Have you tried PVE?', 'Consider the mongoose, would they have put up a fight like this? Get back in there champ, and keep the claws up.', 'Wow. We are actually speechless.', 'Have you tried actually trying?', 'Have you tried resetting your router?', 'Next time, stick them with the pointy end.', 'Impen really really really really helps.', 'Next time, don’t make insulting yo moma emotes, it just angers them.', 'Actually having damage.', 'Lift with your legs, not your back.', 'If there are two coconuts, and you take one away, the remaining coconut would still last longer than you did.', 'Equip more Earthgores.', 'Search for tutorials on YouTube, you may just get a tiny bit better.', 'If you happened to be streaming on Twitch during this, it is all kind of funny if you think about it.', 'You should listen to encouraging music when fighting, like Bon Jovi.', 'Hold block a bit more.' }
LOL, those are great!2 -
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✭VaranisArano wrote: »VaranisArano wrote: »Sounds like an add-on.
But its not like ZOS holds back on the subtle snark.
*goes tumbling off a cliff and dies*
Death Recap Hint: "Watch your step."local inspirationalBanter = { 'You really need to think that you are good at this.', 'Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.', 'Amassing a 24 man group will increase your survivability.', 'Impen is kind of important, but so is being good.', 'Have you tried PVE?', 'Consider the mongoose, would they have put up a fight like this? Get back in there champ, and keep the claws up.', 'Wow. We are actually speechless.', 'Have you tried actually trying?', 'Have you tried resetting your router?', 'Next time, stick them with the pointy end.', 'Impen really really really really helps.', 'Next time, don’t make insulting yo moma emotes, it just angers them.', 'Actually having damage.', 'Lift with your legs, not your back.', 'If there are two coconuts, and you take one away, the remaining coconut would still last longer than you did.', 'Equip more Earthgores.', 'Search for tutorials on YouTube, you may just get a tiny bit better.', 'If you happened to be streaming on Twitch during this, it is all kind of funny if you think about it.', 'You should listen to encouraging music when fighting, like Bon Jovi.', 'Hold block a bit more.' }
LOL, those are great!
"Equip more Earthgores".
It's incredible how the source of the humor determines my frustration levels. I guess I'm all out of empathy and patience with ZOS.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭VaranisArano wrote: »Sounds like an add-on.
But its not like ZOS holds back on the subtle snark.
*goes tumbling off a cliff and dies*
Death Recap Hint: "Watch your step."local inspirationalBanter = { 'You really need to think that you are good at this.', 'Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.', 'Amassing a 24 man group will increase your survivability.', 'Impen is kind of important, but so is being good.', 'Have you tried PVE?', 'Consider the mongoose, would they have put up a fight like this? Get back in there champ, and keep the claws up.', 'Wow. We are actually speechless.', 'Have you tried actually trying?', 'Have you tried resetting your router?', 'Next time, stick them with the pointy end.', 'Impen really really really really helps.', 'Next time, don’t make insulting yo moma emotes, it just angers them.', 'Actually having damage.', 'Lift with your legs, not your back.', 'If there are two coconuts, and you take one away, the remaining coconut would still last longer than you did.', 'Equip more Earthgores.', 'Search for tutorials on YouTube, you may just get a tiny bit better.', 'If you happened to be streaming on Twitch during this, it is all kind of funny if you think about it.', 'You should listen to encouraging music when fighting, like Bon Jovi.', 'Hold block a bit more.' }
I need to get this addon. Is that for PvP only?The Moot Councillor0 -
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power they dont have the will to use you mean. for ever person who says they will not spend any money on the game there are 10 more that will.
*laughs in whale*3 -
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✭✭✭@Ghostbane strikes againUnfortunate magicka warden main.
PC/NA Server
Fairweather Friends
Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.1 -
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@bearbelly Love Francis videos. I do think it's about time that ZOS fixes the game though. Would you not agree?1 -
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✭✭"If there are two coconuts, and you take one away, the remaining coconut would still last longer than you did."
Haha I love that onelove is love0 -
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✭✭✭You never answered the question though.
Did you indeed actually try trying?
Edited by Bouldercleave on April 15, 2019 1:41AM1 -
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