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Change one word in the song name: ESO edition!
Sheezabeast
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Change one word in a song title to make it relevant to ESO!
Mine: “She Thinks My Dunmer’s Sexy” (She Thinks My Tractors Sexy)
Go!
Mine: “She Thinks My Dunmer’s Sexy” (She Thinks My Tractors Sexy)
Go!
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
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Turelus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Surfing with the Argonian (Surfing with the Alien - Joe Satriani)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_0khAAItqg @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."2 -
Blinkin8r✭✭✭✭✭Purple Diamond.II Blinkin II
Xbox 1 NA
"A man without the sauce is lost, but the same man can become lost in the sauce."0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!5 -
HappyLittleTree✭✭✭✭✭
✭Hist Sap & JuiceThuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!
XBox-EU1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Shine On You Crazy Red DiamondALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.6 -
Turelus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭@Sheezabeast thanks for that... didn't even need to watch the video to get that earworm.@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1 -
Ertosi✭✭✭✭✭
✭Molag Bal's Greatest Hits:- I've Got You Under My Fist
- Scamp Scratch Fever
- Hey Soul Shriven
- One Cold Harbour
- Everybody Wants to Rule the Mundus
- A Different Nirn
- When Daedra Cry
PC NA @Ertosi♠♦ My Team ♥♣
Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
Dru – Stamplar
Tickles – Healplar
Dixie – Magplar
Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
Maya – Stamblade Speedster
Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
Tanks – StamDK Tank
Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
Dawn – HPDK
Bearly – Stamden Tank
Ivana – Magden Ice Mage☠ CP 950+ ☠
♌ DC Loyalist ♌
✄ Grand Master Crafter
No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.17 -
efster✭✭✭✭✭I Just Wayshrined to Say I Love You
AD is the best looking faction. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.5 -
aaisoaho✭✭✭✭✭First song that popped into my mind was: The Daedra in I. From my teenage years there's also such songs as: Our gamemasters made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued and Thnks fr th Crdl. (for the last one to make sense, sing it as: "--Thanks for the Cyrodiil")1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭George Michael's PvP soundtrack, featuring those classics you know and love, such as
- Salty Whisper (Careless Whisper)
- I can't make you res me (I can't make you love me)
- I knew you were camping (I knew you were waiting)
- I want your sex (I want your sex)6 -
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✭We spin right round (You spin me right round - Dead or Alive) - Allusive to steel tornados.
Edited by gepe87 on April 2, 2019 6:32PMGepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General
If you see edits on my replies: typos. English isn't my main language1 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Loving all these so far
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
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✭PUGS Like You (Girls like you - Maroon 5)
Wiped you, next (Thank you, next - Ariana)Edited by Kuramas9tails on April 2, 2019 7:13PMYour friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady of ESO
New PSN name: SundariTheLast. Proud seller in RedEye Empire, PURPLE GANG and Backalley Trading.
AD High Elf Mageblade DPS (General)(Former Empress) -- Stormproof/VMOL, VHOF, VDSA completion
AD Khajiit Mageblade DPS -- Flawless Conquerer
FOR THE QUEEN!
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✭✭✭Shot through the knee..“Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy7 -
Amanuensis✭✭✭✭(Nerf me) Baby, One more time - sung by any class during patch time
Oops...I t-bagged again - toxic pvp anthem
Who let the zergs out? - solo Cyrodiil player running into opposite Faction ball group
Fat-Bottomed Orcs - cause they make Tamriel go round11 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Amanuensis wrote: »(Nerf me) Baby, One more time - sung by any class during patch time
Oops...I t-bagged again - toxic pvp anthem
Who let the zergs out? - solo Cyrodiil player running into opposite Faction ball group
Fat-Bottomed Orcs - cause they make Tamriel go round
I love every one of these
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Sheezabeast wrote: »Change one word in a song title to make it relevant to ESO!
Mine: “She Thinks My Dunmer’s Sexy” (She Thinks My Tractors Sexy)
Go!
Lyris in the sky with red diamonds
Rolling in the Deepmire
Tall Papa was a rolling stone
God save the proxy queen
La Isla Balfiera
Don't fear the Reaper's mark
Great idea @Sheezabeast
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Iki✭✭✭Kingdom for a heartstone (Kingdom for a heart - Sonata Arctica)
Over the hills and far Elsweyr (Over the hills and far away - Gary Moore)
Afraid to shoot stranglers (Afraid to shoot strangers - Iron Maiden)1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭RNG (to the tune of Dancing Queen by Abba)Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1 -
Mattock_Romulus✭✭✭✭✭Pour Some Skooma on Me
..."Pour some Skooma on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some Skooma on me
C'mon, fire me up
Pour your Skooma on me
I can't get enough"...
Artist: Deaf KhajiitEdited by Mattock_Romulus on April 3, 2019 1:07AM5 -
_Medusa_✭✭✭How about a little bit of Queen:
♪ Everybody . . We will, we will nerf you ! !! ! ♪
♫ Can aaaanybody find meeee, somebody to . . . HEEEAAAL MEEEEEE!!! ♫
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LQ-FReO7Q
