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What in the name of Akatosh did I miss this week?

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I check in to ESO forums on Monday. Everything is going great.

I check in to ESO forums today...and it seems like all heck has broken loose.

What happened? Did I miss something important?
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  • Mojmir
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  • Hanokihs
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    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.
    "I haven't really played much yet, but lemme tell you all about how the game should include X and be a lot more like Y!" - Half the posters on this forum.
    "I've been here for years, and lemme tell you all about how they should never change or evolve Z, because then the game would be ruined forever." - The other half of posters on this forum.
  • Billdor
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    Funnily enough, all the things you are listed are entirely subjective to you.
  • Dithieon
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    The sky is falling too
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  • Hanokihs
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    Dithieon wrote: »
    The sky is falling too

    Baar Dau style, if the forum uproar are anything to go by.

    Edited by Hanokihs on March 30, 2019 5:50PM
    "I haven't really played much yet, but lemme tell you all about how the game should include X and be a lot more like Y!" - Half the posters on this forum.
    "I've been here for years, and lemme tell you all about how they should never change or evolve Z, because then the game would be ruined forever." - The other half of posters on this forum.
  • _Salty_
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    I actually like all the changes you hate
    Psn l---Salty---l

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  • starkerealm
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    It's been normal here.

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  • VaranisArano
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    The Elsweyr NDA lifted.
  • dazee
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    Dithieon wrote: »

    The sky is falling too

    Chicken Little warned us about this, why didn't we listen?
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
  • Emmagoldman
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    Sound the alarms, sound the alarms!!!!!
  • Hanokihs
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    _Salty_ wrote: »
    I actually like all the changes you hate

    OP asked what they missed, I'm just summarizing.

    I don't like or dislike any of it yet, because none of it has actually happened afaik.
    "I haven't really played much yet, but lemme tell you all about how the game should include X and be a lot more like Y!" - Half the posters on this forum.
    "I've been here for years, and lemme tell you all about how they should never change or evolve Z, because then the game would be ruined forever." - The other half of posters on this forum.
  • starkerealm
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    _Salty_ wrote: »
    I actually like all the changes you hate

    OP asked what they missed, I'm just summarizing.

    I don't like or dislike any of it yet, because none of it has actually happened afaik.

    The crown crates are out. There's some cool stuff in them, but people are salty. It's a preference issue. There is a 600 gem mount in the store right now, that's generating some salt as well.

    The rest is coming in with Elseweyr:

    To the best of my knowledge, none of the nerfs have been publicly stated. There's just been some leaks from people claiming to speak for the class reps. (I mean, there probably are nerfs coming, but nothing we know about yet.) Which, I mean, if we take that at face value is an NDA violation, so take these claims with a grain of salt for now.

    Vivec (and maybe the non-CP 30 day) are getting faction locks. Like they had back at launch. Though this is coming with a removal of the guest system, so you can always hop into the 7 day campaign. Also, Emperor will be faction locked in all campaigns. So if you earn Emp on a Covenant character, you cannot earn Emp on a Dominion or Pact character for the rest of that campaign.

    Skyshards are going to be offered in the crown store as bundles, (provided you've already earned the associated achievement on one of your characters.) So, this will speed up getting alts to endgame, maybe. But we don't know how the pricing on this will work.
  • Meesha1170
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    The world is ending because some changes are coming. You know the usual. Oh I forgot, we’re all going to hell this time too.
  • starkerealm
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    Meesha1170 wrote: »
    The world is ending because some changes are coming. You know the usual. Oh I forgot, we’re all going to hell this time too.

    Again? Nice! I forgot and left my toothbrush there last year.
  • goldenarcher1
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    Mojmir wrote: »


    So much this.

    Well played.
  • zaria
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    Dithieon wrote: »
    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    The sky is falling too
    No problem can stay underground, o noes guild trial is vAA :)

    In short we got some Elsweir info who look awesome.
    Necromance looks a bit OP, loads of utility but hard to use well.
    Faction locking seems a bit overkill, why don't just lock it for 20 hours. perhaps disable home campaigns for duration for alts in other factions but allow "guest", guest goes away
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • MartiniDaniels
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    Buy Elsweyr or suck, that's what happened, though it was the same with Summerset so nothing to worry about.
  • max_only
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  • milesrodneymcneely2_ESO
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    dazee wrote: »
    Chicken Little warned us about this, why didn't we listen?
    Because she wasn't dressed in a skimpy outfit.
  • Browiseth
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    people still call them clown crates?
    you guys can sure hold a grudge, huh
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    _Salty_ wrote: »
    I actually like all the changes you hate

    OP asked what they missed, I'm just summarizing.

    I don't like or dislike any of it yet, because none of it has actually happened afaik.

    The crown crates are out. There's some cool stuff in them, but people are salty. It's a preference issue. There is a 600 gem mount in the store right now, that's generating some salt as well.

    The rest is coming in with Elseweyr:

    To the best of my knowledge, none of the nerfs have been publicly stated. There's just been some leaks from people claiming to speak for the class reps. (I mean, there probably are nerfs coming, but nothing we know about yet.) Which, I mean, if we take that at face value is an NDA violation, so take these claims with a grain of salt for now.

    Vivec (and maybe the non-CP 30 day) are getting faction locks. Like they had back at launch. Though this is coming with a removal of the guest system, so you can always hop into the 7 day campaign. Also, Emperor will be faction locked in all campaigns. So if you earn Emp on a Covenant character, you cannot earn Emp on a Dominion or Pact character for the rest of that campaign.

    Skyshards are going to be offered in the crown store as bundles, (provided you've already earned the associated achievement on one of your characters.) So, this will speed up getting alts to endgame, maybe. But we don't know how the pricing on this will work.

    Well of course. I mean, gosh aren't they being HELPFUL with "helping" us get to endgame faster...by letting us give them more money. LOL So where's my pricey class change token, eh?
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    Necromancer looks cool
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  • Tandor
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    I believe it's still lagging in Cyrodiil, but I could be wrong.
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    arena25 wrote: »
    I check in to ESO forums on Monday. Everything is going great.

    I check in to ESO forums today...and it seems like all heck has broken loose.

    What happened? Did I miss something important?

    @arena25 There was a livestream yesterday and another today where they went over the new stuff for Elsweyr. So you missed some important information yes.
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  • Itzmichi
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    _Salty_ wrote: »
    I actually like all the changes you hate

    OP asked what they missed, I'm just summarizing.

    I don't like or dislike any of it yet, because none of it has actually happened afaik.

    Still judging them gives a wrong impression if you want to summarize please be neutral;)
    Here, have a chill pill 💊!
  • ManwithBeard9
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    _Salty_ wrote: »
    I actually like all the changes you hate

    OP asked what they missed, I'm just summarizing.

    I don't like or dislike any of it yet, because none of it has actually happened afaik.

    The crown crates are out. There's some cool stuff in them, but people are salty. It's a preference issue. There is a 600 gem mount in the store right now, that's generating some salt as well.

    The rest is coming in with Elseweyr:

    To the best of my knowledge, none of the nerfs have been publicly stated. There's just been some leaks from people claiming to speak for the class reps. (I mean, there probably are nerfs coming, but nothing we know about yet.) Which, I mean, if we take that at face value is an NDA violation, so take these claims with a grain of salt for now.

    Vivec (and maybe the non-CP 30 day) are getting faction locks. Like they had back at launch. Though this is coming with a removal of the guest system, so you can always hop into the 7 day campaign. Also, Emperor will be faction locked in all campaigns. So if you earn Emp on a Covenant character, you cannot earn Emp on a Dominion or Pact character for the rest of that campaign.

    Skyshards are going to be offered in the crown store as bundles, (provided you've already earned the associated achievement on one of your characters.) So, this will speed up getting alts to endgame, maybe. But we don't know how the pricing on this will work.

    The NDA is lifted, so media and people that have tested the update can release some details. Those details include some class changes that are on the table as well as the Necromancer class and skills. 30 day campaign (CP and non-CP) faction locks are coming, you can guest campaign into others as well as 2 IC campaigns, one CP one non-CP.
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  • Androconium
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    Just another day in the office, really.
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    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    That was an entirely opinionated, entirely exaggerated, and entirely false paragraph all in one.
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  • Androconium
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Hanokihs wrote: »
    Ahem.

    The new clown crates SUCK, the NECROCANCER class is awful and OP for several reasons, impending nerfs to classes are going to ruin the game FOREVER so they can CASH GRAB on everyone buying the new chapter for the class, PvP is gonna DIE when they introduce their garbage faction-lock system, and now the game is going to be all P2W when they make skyshards too convenient for people who are too LAZY to farm them CORRECTLY across characters.

    I think that summed up all the ways everyone's world has fallen apart, but I may have missed something. Someone else can fill in the gaps.

    That was an entirely opinionated, entirely exaggerated, and entirely false paragraph all in one.

    Just another day in the office, then?
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