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Tamriels hottest new scandalous trend: flashing side-foob!

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  • WillhelmBlack
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    albesca wrote: »
    Mrsinister2 wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    I don't know how, but something tells me argonians are involved.

    Only when our tails face the wrong way


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    Are you touching your... Tail in public?

    Patting it proudly, just making sure it's all there.
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  • Sheezabeast
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    WillhelmBlack wrote: »
    albesca wrote: »
    Mrsinister2 wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    I don't know how, but something tells me argonians are involved.

    Only when our tails face the wrong way


    33kxg91.jpg

    Are you touching your... Tail in public?

    Patting it proudly, just making sure it's all there.

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    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • Monte_Cristo
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    Sheezabeast wrote: »
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    So, are those toes or ***? Or topples?
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    Monte_Cristo wrote: »
    Sheezabeast wrote: »
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    So, are those toes or ***? Or topples?

    Tipples or topple :p
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  • MADGODMARCH
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    phileunderx2 wrote: »
    Mrsinister2 wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    I don't know how, but something tells me argonians are involved.

    Only when our tails face the wrong way


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    Oh my!!!

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  • SFDB
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    Sheezabeast wrote: »
    Yes, side-foob, as in side foot boob.

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    "My eyes are up here! Sheesh, even the women have been looking at my chest, rude people..."
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  • Sheezabeast
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    SFDB wrote: »
    Sheezabeast wrote: »
    Yes, side-foob, as in side foot boob.

    Screenshot_20190320_232342.png

    "My eyes are up here! Sheesh, even the women have been looking at my chest, rude people..."

    Quite the predicament to be in :| “Mah eyes are up HERE!”
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    Mrsinister2 wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    I don't know how, but something tells me argonians are involved.

    Only when our tails face the wrong way


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    You know what the really funny thing is? In Murkmire we discovered that Argonians all have a reptilian cloaca and not humanoid genitalia. This means that male Argonians don't have a *** at all.
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