This new mounts are just...

Čičiliusku · March 2019

BNOC wrote: »

Are these still available? This is funny af - I want one.

Yes, they became available today.

Mysanne · March 2019

Can we put the new mount in our houses like we do with horses or wolves ?

I would love to decorate my house with that !

Joosef_Kivikilpi · March 2019

The real question... can you place the mount in your house stable?? ;D

Enemoriana · March 2019

Mysanne wrote: »

Can we put the new mount in our houses like we do with horses or wolves ?

I would love to decorate my house with that !

Yes!

Bought guar specially for one of my dunmer houses, to be old children's thing of my characters...

Mysanne · March 2019

@Enemoriana : thank you very much !

Caligamy_ESO · March 2019

zaria wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

zaria wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

MattT1988 wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

MattT1988 wrote: »

They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.

I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

I got one and it’s not a real mount.

Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?

They are skin just like the monster set styles.

So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.

or having an Bosmer in chef costume coming after you with an fork and an pan.

Ok... I am definitely doing this.

Probably the only use a Bosmer has these days besides falling off cliffs and rolling around.

huntgod_ESO · March 2019

If you run you carry it like a weapon, so to use it, you have to walk...sooooo worthless.

Love the pet rock though, just wish it rolled instead of bamfing like Nightcrawler.

jainiadral · March 2019

I need this

Glad it's affordable and will still be available when next month's stipend comes in!

ArchMikem · March 2019

richo262 wrote: »

This is brilliant. I got the horse.

You will get Stamina and Capacity horse upgrade, it is just speed you lose, and to be honest, I think it would be hilarious to have my toon frantically running at full speed. If they wanted to buff the speed up to how it should be on any other mount, I wouldn't object, but it is pay to lose after all.

Its pay to have a joke. This was a joke from the start, not a legit mount. Im glad it acts accordingly.

Enemoriana · March 2019

huntgod_ESO wrote: »

If you run you carry it like a weapon, so to use it, you have to walk...sooooo worthless.

Love the pet rock though, just wish it rolled instead of bamfing like Nightcrawler.

You carry it if you run faster than normally - sprint or some buffs to speed. There are three animations.

Heavy gifs inside spoilers (sorry for bad quality)

Walking:

Running:

Sprint:

Osteos · March 2019

HAHA! They are hilarious.

EBK · March 2019

I was so excited for these "mounts", these could have been so much cooler if you could ride it like a legit mount. Very disappointed!

Tasear · March 2019

zaria wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

zaria wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

MattT1988 wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

MattT1988 wrote: »

They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.

I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

I got one and it’s not a real mount.

Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?

They are skin just like the monster set styles.

So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.

or having an Bosmer in chef costume coming after you with an fork and an pan.

I feel inspired

Tasear · March 2019

NordSwordnBoard wrote: »

What happens if you duel someone? "Joust?" lol

See that would be fun if possible

Davor · March 2019

Osteos wrote: »

HAHA! They are hilarious.

I don't know how to take this. One part of me agrees, this is hilarious the other part of me, wants to shake my head and thinking this is even worse than Fallout 76 for immersion breaking. One thing about ESO is it can be taken "serious" or "life like" and not become a joke that Fallout 76 has become. At least in my eyes.

But then seeing how you don't have actual horse buffs, I take back what I thought at first. This does add in the humour to the game because it's not adding actual horse buffs where it would really break the "immersion" or "life like" and is too make people laugh.

So I am glad my initial thoughts are wrong.

geonsocal · March 2019

Turelus wrote: »

RIP my mersions.

i can sympathize...you never really know for sure where that tipping point is, until you encounter it...for me it was people wearing those *** ridiculous looking cowboy hats in cyrodiil...

i mean what the ***...it's like i got on the train for medieval world, and, somehow ended up in westworld...