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OlumoGarbag
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awesome!!! Thx Zenimax Finally a usefull mount beside the NIX mount
[url=]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr9izVcbD4M[/url]
Edited by OlumoGarbag on March 21, 2019 2:27PM
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  • Turelus
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    *twitch* These trigger my realism needs so hard. :grimace:
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  • MattT1988
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    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
  • Turelus
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

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  • OlumoGarbag
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.

    obviously not, its pay to loose
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  • MattT1988
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    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
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    Could be an awesome mount but Horse Speed/Stamina Training not applying to this mount, made then pretty limited in use.
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
    Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?
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  • BoraxFlux
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    OlumoGarbag wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.

    obviously not, its pay to loose

    Indeed, brilliant :smiley:
    Nice touch of meta- humor +1 awesome to ESO

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    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.
    Video looked more like running speed so its just an toy who can be mounted.
    Now they could make them real months as back before running speed was capped you could outrun horses with an specialized build.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    if you run past your normal speed you somehow dismounts
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  • zaria
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    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
    Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?
    They are skin just like the monster set styles.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    Can't edit my post (yet?)

    Sprinting with it consumes the stamina of the Mount, while sprinting, you carry the stick rather then riding it.
    You keep the mount inventory slots you invested in.
    Just riding it looks like it has the same speed, like you were running (not sprinting) without a mount.
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    zaria wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
    Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?
    They are skin just like the monster set styles.
    So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.
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  • zaria
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    Turelus wrote: »
    zaria wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
    Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?
    They are skin just like the monster set styles.
    So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.
    or having an Bosmer in chef costume coming after you with an fork and an pan.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    zaria wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    zaria wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
    Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?
    They are skin just like the monster set styles.
    So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.
    or having an Bosmer in chef costume coming after you with an fork and an pan.

    Are they selling the chef costume again? I missed it last time
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  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    That's the stupidest s**t I've seen in this game yet. :/

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    Wish it had sound effects.
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  • OlumoGarbag
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    Wish it had sound effects.
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    would be too funny
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  • richo262
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    This is brilliant. I got the horse.

    You will get Stamina and Capacity horse upgrade, it is just speed you lose, and to be honest, I think it would be hilarious to have my toon frantically running at full speed. If they wanted to buff the speed up to how it should be on any other mount, I wouldn't object, but it is pay to lose after all.
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    I got the horse.

    Love it. Going to buy the jester costume shortly too.

    Yes, the mount is useless for travel.

    But it's perfect for being a Muppet in cities, which is kinda' the whole point.
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  • Roboplus
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    Turelus wrote: »
    So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.
    Illusion spell.
  • luen79rwb17_ESO
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    Nice concept for a mount but their lack of utility makes them utterly useless.
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  • xF1REFL1x
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    Was about to buy this... glad I read this first.
  • Leocaran
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    Turelus wrote: »
    So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.
    But we've missed that boat long time ago with the first ridiculous mount, pet or costume. What immersion are you even talking about now?
    How in Tamriel any of those thousands absurd glittering/smoking/lava/mechanical/shining mounts is better than riding sticks? I like sticks much better: they are at least a bit funny, others are just MMO banality.
    Edited by Leocaran on March 21, 2019 4:09PM
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    So it's kinda like these people who play Quidditch and run around holding a broom between their legs pretending to be riding them while basically playing LaCrosse LOL. At 900 crowns it's a bit steep for something that is rather useless.
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    My god, people... it's the Pay To Lose section for the Jester's festival. what were you expecting? shakes my head.
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    What happens if you duel someone? "Joust?" lol
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    tyggerbob wrote: »
    My god, people... it's the Pay To Lose section for the Jester's festival. what were you expecting? shakes my head.

    They were advertised on the mounts section? People are rightfully pissed. I didn't read about that pay to lose section on the crown store's showcase.
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    Turelus wrote: »
    zaria wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    They’re not real mounts though. They don’t function as mounts. Unless I’m missing something.
    I thought ZOS had said (on Twitter) they were real mounts? If they don't actually give bonuses and function as mounts I take back my triggered status.

    I got one and it’s not a real mount.
    Oh thank Azura. Are the kitchen items like the broom or are they skins which can be applied to actual weapons?
    They are skin just like the monster set styles.
    So then we will indeed see people rocking 60k DPS with rolling pins and forks... RIP my mersions.

    Cadwell is inducting us into his secret ways of honor, and you're worried about mersions? :p
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    Are these still available? This is funny af - I want one.
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