Healer confessional

Tasear · March 2019

What crimes have you commited as healers? Don't worry we won't judge. 😏

Dracan_Fontom · March 2019

I wouldn't call "purposely not healing out of spite" a crime... would you?

Tasear · March 2019

Dracan_Fontom wrote: »

I wouldn't call "purposely not healing out of spite" a crime... would you?

This one doesn't judge but tell us how you did it?

FrancisCrawford · March 2019

The Hippocratic Oath forbids healers from doing harm.
I violate that every time I go healing.

Tasear · March 2019

Tonight I let my allies die on final boss so they could learn mechs. I could of rezzed or stayed alive longer but figured better to learn mechs now then later after being carried. To harm now so less painful later is a healer job too ..I think....

Beardimus · March 2019

On bad pugs when i realise I'm outdamaging the DD's and I'm in a rush and they low health and boss is low health i....just keep DDing.....

Sorry folks, common goal tho right

#EvilHealer

AcadianPaladin · March 2019

Was waiting for a dolmen to pop (FG daily quest) and was harassed by a hyper player who insisted on running very very tight circles around my healer on his horse for the full 5 minute wait. I confess I was pleased when the dolmen popped and that player ran into big trouble. It is just a shame that I was too slow to save him. . . .

Rule #1 - It is always the healer's fault.
Rule #2 - Don't irritate your healer.

VaranisArano · March 2019

If you run ahead of me to rush through the Dungeon, you can deal with the aggro ithout my heals until I get there. I don't rush.

And if you rubberband those trash mobs back onto me, I'm going to kill them with my healer DPS so they don't kill me. If that slows your run down, too bad. Shoulda stuck with your group.

Finally, if you claim to be carrying the group as a fake tank, and I'm the one holding aggro AND keeping you alive? No, serjo, you assuredly are not carrying the group. I'm carrying you.

Dracan_Fontom · March 2019

Tasear wrote: »

Dracan_Fontom wrote: »

I wouldn't call "purposely not healing out of spite" a crime... would you?

This one doesn't judge but tell us how you did it?

A magician never reveals his secrets...

phileunderx2 · March 2019

Joined a coh2 run and of course there was a portal. While waiting for the other dps to arrive. One of the original people in the group began to annoy me with emotes. So I dropped group.

Neoauspex · March 2019

Queued as one.

reprosal · March 2019

I only give bubbles out when my guildies synergy timer is ready

SirMewser · March 2019

I was told a Sorc can't be a healer (by a pug group).
So I stopped healing.

Their cussing during that moment told me another story.

Then I said "**** you pug people. I'm going to live forever!"

And then I left...

At least now maybe they might consider being nicer to their healer.
So in the end, I made them better people.

I also have a Tanking story when a DD thought he should spam taunt with S&B (for whatever reason), overworking our healer...
I asked him nicely (didn't last long) to stop taunting.
So I ran ahead, pulled every add I could in the dungeon and said "okay, since you like being tank, here ya go.

"
And during boss fights I would taunted enemies offsite so they would run out of rooms, thus, resetting the boss.

Also learned that with task manager, should I ever be voted out of the group, I can quickly force close ESO and keep relogging in, then closing... It will prevent the timer that boots me out of the dungeon from finishing while I continue to occupying the 4th player spot. So their 4th would never be able to port in.

phileunderx2 wrote: »

Joined a coh2 run and of course there was a portal. While waiting for the other dps to arrive. One of the original people in the group began to annoy me with emotes. So I dropped group.

k

Protossyder · March 2019

phileunderx2 wrote: »

Joined a coh2 run and of course there was a portal. While waiting for the other dps to arrive. One of the original people in the group began to annoy me with emotes. So I dropped group.

Wow, how can you be so easily offended? Are you part of the SS?

By SS I mean special snowflakes ofc... You did nаzi that coming, right?

anadandy · March 2019

VaranisArano wrote: »

If you run ahead of me to rush through the Dungeon, you can deal with the aggro ithout my heals until I get there. I don't rush.

Rush ahead, don't cry when you're dead.

Beardimus · March 2019

SirMewser wrote: »

I was told a Sorc can't be a healer (by a pug group).
So I stopped healing.
Their cussing during that moment told me another story.

Then I said "**** you pug people. I'm going to live forever!"
And then I left...

At least now maybe they might consider being nicer to their healer.
So in the end, I made them better people.

I also have a Tanking story when a DD thought he should spam taunt with S&B (for whatever reason), overworking our healer...
I asked him nicely (didn't last long) to stop taunting.
So I ran ahead, pulled every add I could in the dungeon and said "okay, since you like being tank, here ya go. "
And during boss fights I would taunted enemies offsite so they would run out of rooms, thus, resetting the boss.

Also learned that with task manager, should I ever be voted out of the group, I can quickly force close ESO and keep relogging in, then closing... It will prevent the timer that boots me out of the dungeon from finishing while I continue to occupying the 4th player spot. So their 4th would never be able to port in.

phileunderx2 wrote: »

Joined a coh2 run and of course there was a portal. While waiting for the other dps to arrive. One of the original people in the group began to annoy me with emotes. So I dropped group.

k

Sorc Healers get hate. It's mad

They accuse if being a fake healer the second you port in yet you have springs, C Prayer, altar, healing negate, matriarc morph and a resto to yet you are 'fake'

It's funny as. I normally suggest we go no death at that point to show them the way

Tasear · March 2019

Beardimus wrote: »

SirMewser wrote: »

I was told a Sorc can't be a healer (by a pug group).
So I stopped healing.
Their cussing during that moment told me another story.

Then I said "**** you pug people. I'm going to live forever!"
And then I left...

At least now maybe they might consider being nicer to their healer.
So in the end, I made them better people.

I also have a Tanking story when a DD thought he should spam taunt with S&B (for whatever reason), overworking our healer...
I asked him nicely (didn't last long) to stop taunting.
So I ran ahead, pulled every add I could in the dungeon and said "okay, since you like being tank, here ya go. "
And during boss fights I would taunted enemies offsite so they would run out of rooms, thus, resetting the boss.

Also learned that with task manager, should I ever be voted out of the group, I can quickly force close ESO and keep relogging in, then closing... It will prevent the timer that boots me out of the dungeon from finishing while I continue to occupying the 4th player spot. So their 4th would never be able to port in.

phileunderx2 wrote: »

Joined a coh2 run and of course there was a portal. While waiting for the other dps to arrive. One of the original people in the group began to annoy me with emotes. So I dropped group.

k

Sorc Healers get hate. It's mad

They accuse if being a fake healer the second you port in yet you have springs, C Prayer, altar, healing negate, matriarc morph and a resto to yet you are 'fake'

It's funny as. I normally suggest we go no death at that point to show them the way

Actually haven't had issue myself in a year. It was this one guy who could not synergize the orb in bloodroot. That wasn't really the issue though as he was just trying find fault in something other then self.

Dracan_Fontom · March 2019

Tasear wrote: »

Beardimus wrote: »

SirMewser wrote: »

I was told a Sorc can't be a healer (by a pug group).
So I stopped healing.
Their cussing during that moment told me another story.

Then I said "**** you pug people. I'm going to live forever!"
And then I left...

At least now maybe they might consider being nicer to their healer.
So in the end, I made them better people.

I also have a Tanking story when a DD thought he should spam taunt with S&B (for whatever reason), overworking our healer...
I asked him nicely (didn't last long) to stop taunting.
So I ran ahead, pulled every add I could in the dungeon and said "okay, since you like being tank, here ya go. "
And during boss fights I would taunted enemies offsite so they would run out of rooms, thus, resetting the boss.

Also learned that with task manager, should I ever be voted out of the group, I can quickly force close ESO and keep relogging in, then closing... It will prevent the timer that boots me out of the dungeon from finishing while I continue to occupying the 4th player spot. So their 4th would never be able to port in.

phileunderx2 wrote: »

Joined a coh2 run and of course there was a portal. While waiting for the other dps to arrive. One of the original people in the group began to annoy me with emotes. So I dropped group.

k

Sorc Healers get hate. It's mad

They accuse if being a fake healer the second you port in yet you have springs, C Prayer, altar, healing negate, matriarc morph and a resto to yet you are 'fake'

It's funny as. I normally suggest we go no death at that point to show them the way

Actually haven't had issue myself in a year. It was this one guy who could not synergize the orb in bloodroot. That wasn't really the issue though as he was just trying find fault in something other then self.

I got that a lot as well on console when I came back to the game shortly before summerset but for nb healers. I still remember being kicked from vEH 2 without any word whatsoever.

phileunderx2 · March 2019

When I'm getting hammered in my characters rear with the hammer emote. Yes I get annoyed.

Iskiab · March 2019

SirMewser wrote: »

I was told a Sorc can't be a healer (by a pug group).
So I stopped healing.
Their cussing during that moment told me another story.

Then I said "**** you pug people. I'm going to live forever!"
And then I left...

At least now maybe they might consider being nicer to their healer.
So in the end, I made them better people.

Seriously, as a dps given their queue times they should be worshiping you. If one gives you attitude it’s good to remind them that there’s a 100 dps waiting to take their place. Remind them of their place!

Worst thing I’ve done is not heal anyone behind me, and in pvp not heal people who overextend because they’re draining too much of my resources. Healing them is just enabling and they’ll never learn.