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Who do you most like to murder?
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Elwendryll✭✭✭✭✭
✭The throat cut animation on a bosmer looks more like a hair cut...
I love to murder dremora/daedra worshipper. Sometimes I do delves in sneak mode and only kill with the blade of woe. I would like to try a vet dungeon run with a 4 assassins team, in a dungeon with mainly humanoid enemies, so that we could take out like 4 trashmobs instantly at the beginning of each fight.
Yeah, it's not really challenging to just breeze through content so... It's actually fun to use the blade on enemies when possible.PC - EU - France - AD
Main character: Qojikrin - Khajiit Sorcerer Tank/Stamina DD - since March 25, 2015.
Guildmaster of Oriflamme: Focus on 4 player endgame content.
Member of Brave Cat Trade, Panda Division and Toadhuggers.
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Kuramas9tails✭✭✭✭✭
✭Anything Ebonheart related.Your friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady of ESO
New PSN name: SundariTheLast. Proud seller in RedEye Empire, PURPLE GANG and Backalley Trading.
AD High Elf Mageblade DPS (General)(Former Empress) -- Stormproof/VMOL, VHOF, VDSA completion
AD Khajiit Mageblade DPS -- Flawless Conquerer
FOR THE QUEEN!
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Khrogo✭✭✭My healer loves to murder other healers, player or AI, it doesn’t matter. It feels so good interrupting them, savouring their stupor for a couple of seconds, then killing them. Just thinking about it puts a big smile on my face. Psychopath much? Lol.0 -
TheNuminous1✭✭✭✭✭
✭VaranisArano wrote: »The Altmer priests in Vulkhel Guard.
They are sanctimonious, pious, and model citizens on the outside...and their pockets are filled with daedric ritual objects and veiled Heritance codebooks.
I always imagine they had those items due to confiscation and making sure the regular folk never encounter such things.0 -
HappyLittleTree✭✭✭✭✭
✭EAThuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!
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Starlock✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭One of my characters is a professional murderer. And by professional, I mean she's killed pretty much ever NPC in the game there is to kill.
There's a particular NPC in an undisclosed location that, after being murdered, will continue to speak. Not only will they continue to speak, their voice lines will glitch out and they will speak over themselves in loops.
Hands down, my absolute favorite.2 -
Alsaroth✭✭Those who have the most valuable things.
Or those who are in my way while on a murder quest: "You're not supposed to beAAAARGH!" *splutter, splutter, dies* (preferably before they see me..... bothersome, insignificant little pests).0 -
Hoolielulu✭✭✭✭✭Anyone who mouths off. They don't know who they're dealing with.
Don't like that I was trying to pick your pocket? That's a stabbing.2 -
Sypherioth✭✭✭I kill some when im bored. The blade of woe sound is to good to not to. I hate the dumb throwing star visual tho. The dagger one is better XD0
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Tan9oSuccka✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Scythe_Mercer wrote: »
No kidding. Nobody should ever dress like a third rate pimp from 1975.3 -
El_Borracho✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Those two women on the docks in Vivec City. For all those times they snitched me off before I got the blade of woe.1 -
Hoolielulu wrote: »Anyone who mouths off. They don't know who they're dealing with.
Don't like that I was trying to pick your pocket? That's a stabbing.
Talking back to the one robbing you? That's a stabbin'. Walking away before my pickpocket percentage goes up? That's a stabbin'. Pretending you're aware when I know I'm hidden? That's a stabbin'. Stabbin' the person attempting to stab you? Oh, you better believe that's a stabbin'.5 -
Koronach✭✭✭✭✭Tan9oSuccka wrote: »Scythe_Mercer wrote: »
No kidding. Nobody should ever dress like a third rate pimp from 1975.
I laughed at this, now I feel dirty.2 -
shredingmetal41Soul ShrivenI don’t have a favorite. All the citizens of Tamrial are fair game, what I long for is the exhilaration of stalking my victim and the sound of my blade as it slips in between ribs and finally the struggle in my deathly embrace as life slips away to oblivion.0
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Michaelkeir✭✭✭✭✭Anyone who catches me stealing. Then again...anyone I'm stealing from = Pick-Pick-Stab.
Sometimes I just go on a killing spree and wipe small towns off the map. LoL0 -
Hoolielulu✭✭✭✭✭El_Borracho wrote: »Those two women on the docks in Vivec City. For all those times they snitched me off before I got the blade of woe.
Yeah. Those two.1 -
Enzym3✭✭Petsorcs who just spam mages wrath from the back of the pack in BG's - they are lots of fun to kill0
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Shawn_PT✭✭✭✭✭
✭Anyone who gives me motifs. Any who have a chance of dropping rare plans.
Random NPCs wandering alone who are just begging to be pick-pick-stabbed. Gotta fence that loot.0 -
Jeremy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭CasgarTheSomnolent wrote: »Whether it's for work or just for fun, when you've just got to murder an innocent, who do you prefer?
Do you have a particular race you like to stab? Or maybe you like to stick it to the rich. Or perhaps the poor who make easy targets and no one will miss. Maybe, you particularly hate fishermen or people with brooms. You can sweep some other time; give me and the High King some privacy, dammit.
We all have our biases. Embrace them, and let them out in this safe, confidential community.
Personally, I prefer murdering Bosmer. Their annoying Cockneyish accents and overly-sassy attitudes make them a pretty remorseless kill. That they just throw their leftover food out the window makes it an even easier choice.
What about you?
I murder those who are off standing alone (no witnesses) and are of sufficient rank to have decent drops. So my victims are based purely on opportunity and reward. I don't have anything in particular against any of the races of Tamriel. My knife does not discriminate.Edited by Jeremy on March 12, 2019 5:12PM0 -
tyggerbob✭✭✭✭CasgarTheSomnolent wrote: »As a rule, I won't kill beggars. Or the poor NPCs who aren't beggars but don't realize it and still do the begging motion. Those guys and gals need a helping hand.
That doesn't stop me from stealing from them, though.
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Now, that I think about it, there's this one chick I always overhear in Mournhold that says "I heard you saved Glenumbra. I guess I'm impressed." But it's said really sarcastically. She doesn't mean it. She's not impressed. I saved a whole region from cultists and werewolves. I helped a bunch of hot witches save a tree. Yet, this anonymous chick all the way across the map is making fun of me.
I need to find out which one she is...
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I'd also like to point out that the Bosmer created the accessibility nightmare that is Woodhearth, so that's another stain on their record with me.
LOL as cold hearted as some of my characters are, the first time I pick-pocketed that female beggar by the fountain in Anvil and she started to cry, I was like
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tyggerbob✭✭✭✭CasgarTheSomnolent wrote: »As a rule, I won't kill beggars. Or the poor NPCs who aren't beggars but don't realize it and still do the begging motion. Those guys and gals need a helping hand.
That doesn't stop me from stealing from them, though.
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Now, that I think about it, there's this one chick I always overhear in Mournhold that says "I heard you saved Glenumbra. I guess I'm impressed." But it's said really sarcastically. She doesn't mean it. She's not impressed. I saved a whole region from cultists and werewolves. I helped a bunch of hot witches save a tree. Yet, this anonymous chick all the way across the map is making fun of me.
I need to find out which one she is...
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I'd also like to point out that the Bosmer created the accessibility nightmare that is Woodhearth, so that's another stain on their record with me.
"I helped a bunch of hot witches save a tree."
Best line I've read all day!
I almost LOLed when I read that
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r34lian✭✭✭✭✭
✭Fortnite or PUBG mobile2000 CP • 18 Maxed Characters • 6 Altmers • 7 Redguards • Necromancer Orc • Warden Dunmer • DK Nord • DK Imperial • Templar Breton0 -
rpa✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I'm disappoint I apparently can't murder the questgivers who run after me and keep whining about stuff I'd rather do later if ever.1
