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I found out what Bosmer are /actually/ BiS for!
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......farting.
Breathing through your mouth for 20 heartbeats because of the Green Pact diet
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✭✭I think its because many might relie on fishing and fish to eat. I am sure there is many rivers in their homelands and on the coast salt water fisheries for this purpose, given their meat mandate, I am sure they have many different ways of getting meat. Fish is just one of those. Fish have fiber, and that is what causes it I think. Bosmer being more prone to be more welcoming and well that includes sense of humor might find it amazing to fart while other Bosmer are just offended by the very suggestion of what this book is suggesting about their kind. Often the imperial prospective is really bias. So it might not be the best source for information. Cheese and milk can also cause bosmer maybe to be more gassy and thus more smelly.Edited by Thevampirenight on March 5, 2019 7:36AMPC NA
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✭I'm so immature.... Laughing my butt off at work like an idiot.
So thanks for that.
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✭✭✭Sheezabeast wrote: »
......farting.
Breathing through your mouth for 20 heartbeats because of the Green Pact diet
Best post today, lol.
This looks like a nord that just saw the nerfs coming in from Elsweyr xDEdited by Girl_Number8 on March 5, 2019 8:41AM6 -
aaisoaho✭✭✭✭✭This explains the extra speed and penetration after dodge rolling.
But to be realistic, wouldn't their bodies adapt to the diet so there would not be as much gas leaks? Like when changing your diet to be completely vegan, you start with lots of passing gas but in the end your body gets used to it and you don't release much gas anymore.7 -
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✭Waiting for zos to close this thread.
Please don't Nerf farting zos.
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✭✭✭✭✭Pretty sure they're BiS for forum complaints, too. Or did Altmer snap that spot? Mhm...
Bosmer are really weird. Like really. But still loveable.Edited by Seraphayel on March 5, 2019 9:22AMPS5EUAldmeri Dominion- Khajiit Arcanist -3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭In before ZOS takes this away from them too.
New lore book in Elsweyr will refute these claims.Edited by MLGProPlayer on March 5, 2019 8:55AM8 -
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✭✭MLGProPlayer wrote: »In before ZOS takes this away from them too.
New lore book in Elsweyr will refute these claims.
There is an npc or book that does refute it in the game already.PC NA
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Kulvar✭✭✭✭This explains the extra speed and penetration after dodge rolling.
But to be realistic, wouldn't their bodies adapt to the diet so there would not be as much gas leaks? Like when changing your diet to be completely vegan, you start with lots of passing gas but in the end your body gets used to it and you don't release much gas anymore.
Have you ever smell dog or cat poop ? They're accustomed to eating meat.This explains the extra speed and penetration after dodge rolling.
But to be realistic, wouldn't their bodies adapt to the diet so there would not be as much gas leaks? Like when changing your diet to be completely vegan, you start with lots of passing gas but in the end your body gets used to it and you don't release much gas anymore.
Not everyone have the same body. Some people just get sick and have to get back to eating balanced meals with some meat.Coward Argonian scholar of the Ebonheart Pact2 -
MikaHR✭✭✭✭✭Realistically, only way you get gasses from meat/cheese is if you are lactose intolerant. And then you stop eating cheese and problem goes away. Its PLANTS that cause gasses (because of various fermentations that bodie's digestive system has to perform, and in a lot of cases cant completely digest plants -> gasses)
"Have you ever smell dog or cat poop ? They're accustomed to eating meat."
Dogs will eat lot of various...foods...while youre not looking. Lets not get into what passes for "dog food" today. Dogs eat less meat than ever, and have more diseases and general health problems than ever (just like their overlords humans). Including gas problems from feeding them plants, they are even less capable of digesting plants than humans.Edited by MikaHR on March 5, 2019 9:41AM4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Realistically, only way you get gasses from meat/cheese is if you are lactose intolerant. And then you stop eating cheese and problem goes away. Its PLANTS that cause gasses (because of various fermentations that bodie's digestive system has to perform, and in a lot of cases cant completely digest plants -> gasses)
"Have you ever smell dog or cat poop ? They're accustomed to eating meat."
Dogs will eat lot of various...foods...while youre not looking. Lets not get into what passes for "dog food" today. Dogs eat less meat than ever, and have more diseases and general health problems than ever (just like their overlords humans). Including gas problems from feeding them plants, they are even less capable of digesting plants than humans.
This is actually correct. Especially given that grains are often used as filler for dog and cat food. The only way your dog or cat ever gets a meat diet is if you selectively ensure that they do.
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They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
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✭✭✭✭✭Girl_Number8 wrote: »Sheezabeast wrote: »
......farting.
Breathing through your mouth for 20 heartbeats because of the Green Pact diet
Best post today, lol.
This looks like a nord that just saw the nerfs coming in from Elsweyr xD
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✭✭✭✭✭Girl_Number8 wrote: »Sheezabeast wrote: »
......farting.
Breathing through your mouth for 20 heartbeats because of the Green Pact diet
Best post today, lol.
This looks like a nord that just saw the nerfs coming in from Elsweyr xD
Nords were buffed
Agreed, my Nord is doing quite well this patch
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Amanuensis✭✭✭✭Lol, this thread is a gas!
Well, except for the overly earnest lessons on Physiology and Nutrition.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭TheShadowScout wrote: »Well, it -would- explain a thing or two about the bosmer stealth...
Reminds me of the ‘sneaky squeaker’ from South Park Stick of Truth
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Yvarhna✭✭✭I can testify that a green diet can cause some pretty potent smells. My boss is a vegetarian and you do not want to go in the bathroom after he's been in there. Trust me. It's enough to knock you out I swear......0 -
LittlePinkDot✭✭✭✭✭I can testify that a green diet can cause some pretty potent smells. My boss is a vegetarian and you do not want to go in the bathroom after he's been in there. Trust me. It's enough to knock you out I swear......
You are correct! This is because cellulose isnt digestable, so it ferments in the colon by the bacteria. Ive been vegetarian for many years, but it took awhile for my digestive system to get accustomed to it.
Eating only meat would make you extremely constipated.
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