Tired of BOTS? Take matters into your own hands, USE YOUR QUESTIONABLE MEAT SACK!!!

lasertooth
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Tired of Bots standing over ore while you are farming? Many of them are players who are AFK and either jumping over and over again or spamming A using a modified programmed controller that hits A over and over again non stop.

For example, the player in the picture below is in Betnikh (xbox/na) every day, jumping and jumping and jumping over a double resource node for 24 hours a day. The second the ore spawns their character collects it, and then goes back to jumping. ((note, most bots use the alternate interact setting in the options, this person is extra special lol))

Here is what you do: Slot the momento QUESTIONABLE MEAT SACK and set the meat down right behind them. As the bot presses A they will automatically interact with your object, and they will turn around and take 1-2 steps forward to do so. If you can get your placement just right, you can pull them off their node in less than 2 minutes. Then you can go back to farming.

Here is a picture which demonstrates this technique. Seen below is a player who continually spams A using some sort of modified controller. They have been pulled off the node, leaving the node open to farmers and other players who are actually playing the game.

Yesterday we got a group together of 10+ people, and we put our meatsacks all down in a row, and we were able to move the bot pretty quickly across the map. We were trying to take them to the nearest merchant so they spend all their gold buying up everything. Their controller is spamming A over and over again...so bringing them to a group of ads does the same thing, they die and revive (by pressing A) until they are out of soul gems.

We don't need ZOS to ban these people. If everyone just learns to use their meatsack, we can govern this problem all on our own. ;)

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You can earn this momento by completing the "A Bitter Pill" quest in Deshaan, in the Forgotten Crypts public dungeon. Have fun!




Lasertooth
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  • siddique
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    Lol sounds fun!
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  • ezio45
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    I'm good, I find boots funny. I got more entertainment from those boots than in all of murkimire
  • Starlock
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    The problem is you need a group of people for this to work at all. The cooldown on the memento is too high to work by yourself. I've tried.
  • p00tx
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    This is amazing. Thank you for sharing!
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  • Amanuensis
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    Is it immature that my mind went straight to the gutter when I read the title?
  • heaven13
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    This sounds like a hilarious way to spend an afternoon.
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  • NordSwordnBoard
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    ezio45 wrote: »
    I'm good, I find boots funny. I got more entertainment from those boots than in all of murkimire

    What are you talking aboot? Fairies wear boots - I saw one dancing with a dwarf walking home late one night.
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  • Aliyavana
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    Nice
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    We need an similar easily earned in game memento that does a knockback - far enough that one placement puts them off the node.
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  • max_only
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    Approved use of Meat Sack A+
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  • mairwen85
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    I don't think us ladies have the biology for that :wink:

    Good tactic. Will give it a go next time I'm in Alik'r.
    Edited by mairwen85 on February 5, 2019 9:53PM
  • Mathiashs
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    Just wish that Zos would ACTUALLY care about bots, but even though they lie and say that they do it's so obvious that they don't -.-
  • SydneyGrey
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    Here, have an "awesome."
    :)
  • Wolfkeks
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    This made my day :joy:
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  • Inarre
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    Did you get him to the merchant? Inquiring minds want to know if the bot has 200 stacks of health potions.
    Edited by Inarre on February 6, 2019 12:07AM
  • Feric51
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    @lasertooth without going into compete naming and shaming. Is this the one out by Treasure Map II that has a character name of something like “sirjumpsalot”?
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  • lasertooth
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    Feric51 wrote: »
    @lasertooth without going into compete naming and shaming. Is this the one out by Treasure Map II that has a character name of something like “sirjumpsalot”?

    Yup, thats them. Lol. ;)
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  • firedrgn
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    Bots are amazing they lower the prices. More bots please.
  • Kalik_Gold
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    Grabs my meatsack! Time to have some fun! *pun intended*
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    __________________________Backstories:_________________________

    Ras Kalik the Vestige, a renown Redguard warrior; He has been blessed to save Tamriel from Molag Bal’s destructive Planemeld while reuniting the Five Companions. His further accomplishments after defeating Molag Bal, has been to stop the destruction of Morrowind, the Clockwork City, return order to the isle of Summerset and create a new king in Wrothgar and a queen in Elsywer. These events have made him a living legend and continue to lead him into new adventures throughout Tamriel, as well as into the hearts of many ladies including the Elf Queen, Aryenn. Over many years of adventurous travels, Ras Kalik had become a loner, until he re-visited his homeland of Alik'r.

    Alik'r and it's cities were overrun by the undead Ra-Netu and therefore he made an allegiance with Alik'r's own Ash'abah tribe. These Ash'abah with his help, cleansed the city of Sentinel in Alik'r desert and it's surrounding areas of the undead brought to life by the Withered Hand. After rescuing Sentinel from the undead zombies, King Fahara’jad’s personal bodyguard the Goliath of Hammerfell, who was given this name by Imperials in the region; was asked to assist the tribe after learning of the defeat of the Withered Hand to the Ash'abah. Kalik promised Goliath he would task him with fighting living enemies on the battlefield if he so desired. Goliath being a Yokudan warrior wields a massive sword in respect to the Ansei, a gift given by the Imperial, Cinan Tharn. Not many soldiers are able to wield double two handed weapons, but Goliath loves to get up and personal in a fight, so he also carries a giant maul, both weapons laced with magical flames.

    Jux Blackheart is a master thief that masquerades as a Bard at the Sisters of the Sands inn, with his younger sidekick Lucky Hunch for pilfering and gambling during this time. Jux was known to infiltrate any towns bank vault he came across and even delved into Ayelid ruins without detection. Kalik can vividly recall the night he met the famed thief. Jux found himself rummaging thru a slightly inebriated Kalik’s pocket for too long, on a full-mooned night and because of his greed and the glimmer of his golden armor in the moonlight. He lost his left pinky fingertip as a lesson! But in return, he gained a new friend, as it was his first time since a child being caught red-handed...

    Upon arrival back in the Alik'r after many moons of adventuring, Ras Kalik ventures to Bergama. Visiting The Winking Jackal, he runs into Jux Blackheart, who introduces him to the coin game Crowns vs Forebearers (Heads vs Tails) and Golden Dwemer (RBG).... Jux constantly takes gold from the unfortunate thru theft or gambling, his biggest gambling victim is actually his partner in crime known as Lucky Hunch the Gambler. Lucky doesn't mind losing any gold coins to Jux... as Jux saved him from Altmer slavers in Summerset, by stealing a key and sending him on a boat to the mainland years prior. Lucky spent years in slavery with Khajiits in Summerset and picked up the art of subterfuge, using illusion magic disguises and stealing there.

    Kaotik Von’Daemon an outcast, and a half-caste between a Breton mother and a Redguard father. Kaotik become a pariah due to his conjuration of Daedra pets. He was taught healing magic during his childhood years by his Breton mother. His father due to Redguard customs exiled him from the desert, sending him by wagon caravan to be a soldier in the war in Cyrodiil. He happened to meet Kalik while traveling from Alik'r, during this long caravan ride the caravan he was in was ambushed in Bangkorai by a group of bandits. Kalik by chance was also traveling thru this area on his Auridon Warhorse (which was bestowed to him by his friend, Darien Gautier). During this ambush, Kalik was able to rescue five hostages from the bandits. Kaotik was the first rescued, and Ras Kalik also recruited him to be in the Ash'abah tribe. These core Ash'abah tribesmen may never be seen together in travel as they partake in their own adventures but they always know what each other is doing; as they frequent a hideout in northern Bankorai. Their hideout an old Orc castle ruin, is kept watch by Nuzhimeh and she passes messages written between them, and frequently they also enjoy her company and her bed.

    The other men rescued were a Dunmer banker, an Imperial mercenary and two other soldiers, an Imperial and a Breton Knight, stating proudly he was an Akavir descendent. One of the Imperials, Cinan, claimed to be related to Abnur Tharn the Battlemage of the Imperial Elder Council (One of Ras Kalik's mentors in the Five Companions). Cinan Tharn was really Abnur's drunkard treasure hunting illegitimate son. He was caught smuggling artifacts out of the Ayleid ruins in Cyrodiil and the elder of the two Imperials was Tyrus Septim a retired Imperial navy battle-mage (now a Lycan mercenary living in the city of Rimmen) and guard to the Tharn family. As much as Abnur Tharn hated his half-sister Euraxia, he dislikes his bas†ard son Cinan more. Tyrus now a ruffian and privateer had been paid by Abnur Tharn to watch over Cinan as much as possible. Cinan Tharn a drunkard, loves to drink at least a quarter barrel of Nord mead before he raids various delves and dungeons for relics to sell on the black market. Cinan also plans to one day, run an illegal gambling ring... which he thinks will net him more gold for his wares.

    The Dunmer captive shackled to the Imperials looked familiar to Kalik from his time in Morrowind.... and he recognized him as Tythis Andromo a House Telvanni slave-owner and banker from Vvardenfell. During a rough interrogation to Tythis, Ras Kalik learnt why the bandits accosted him. The racist Dunmer was providing slaves as soldiers for the Three Banner War. The bandits were trying to negotiate a lucrative ransom for Andromo and the Imperials.... Kalik did not need any of this gold and he could never set Tythis free as he did with the two Imperial soldiers. His past involvement with slavery and war crimes, made Kalik's blood boil. He chose not to execute Tythis, as he figured the worse punishment for this former rich and opulent slave owner, is to now be an imprisoned servant for Ras Kalik and the tribe.

    Herzog Zwei the Genesis a reknown Imperial/Akavirri battle-mage. His roots going back to Akavir through his mother’s bloodline. (His mother is descended from the Akaviri, through Versidue-Shae, and his Imperial father met her in Hakoshae, while traveling) Herzog earned the nickname "the Genesis" from his father as a child, as he was his mother's first born child, and last, as she tragically died in child-birth.

    Herzog was seeking to purchase an artifact from Cinan Tharn, before their capture and was meeting Tyrus while in Rimmen, who introduced him to Cinan. This artifact being the Ayelid artifact; the sword Sinweaver. After their rescue and the exchange of gold to Cinan for the sword he decided to slip away before Ras Kalik could question who he was, and why the Akavir descendant really wanted that sword. Herzog was headed to Nagastani — An Ayleid ruin in eastern Cyrodiil. He had read in scrolls that the Sword would give him magical powers to meet his mothers spirit, if he performed an Ayleid ritual at an old shrine hidden there. Equipped with the artifact sword, he was off to start his own adventure but Ras Kalik, did indeed notice the sword however and instead sent a letter to Jux Blackheart (whom also was interested in Ayleid treasures), to attempt to find Herzog and acquire the sword. (*Azani Blackheart in Elder Scroll's Oblivion is Jux's descendant some 747 years later)

    And so the Redguard, Imperial and Akaviri men parted ways ... While Ras Kalik went off to Elsweyr to encounter the latest threat to Tamriel, with Abnur Tharn and Sai Sahan - - DRAGONS!! Little did Ras Kalik know a few people were awaiting him in Senchal besides Sai. A necromancer survived his attack on the Withered Hand, while in Alik'r. The necromancer known as Auriek Siet'ka is also following him to the land of the Khajiits and Cacique the Sage of Ius a Shaman mystic who has become attuned spiritually with Tu'whacca (a Redguard God) and Ius (the Animal God), after being burned severely by the escaped dragons in Elsywer, is awaiting his arrival also. Aurik is a soldier of the Daggerfall Covenant that was introduced to necromancy while in the military, even though this magicka art is not spoken of openly by most of the Military leaders. He came to Alik'r and worked with the Withered Hand before Ras Kalik intervened on their plans. After the defeat of the Withered Hand, he aligned with the Worm Cult, and is constantly adapting and perfecting his necromantic arts.

    After his journey to Rimmen, Kalik heads south to Senchal, in the southern regions of Elyswer. This new adventure will also put him on a path to meet a strange Redguard man. The stranger which was infected with an untreated Peyrite disease and also was the exiled from the Order of the New Moon cult, due to his sickness. He originally joined the cult to worship Laatvulon, the green dragon, mistakenly thinking it was the Daedric prince Peyrite. This confused and suffering cultist is known as Tsar al-Bomba and he is on a path to spread the disease. He was originally infected in Orccrest while recruiting members there. Can Ras Kalik and the shaman Cacique cure this poor soul, only time will tell. Little does Tsar al-Bomba know, that his infection is tied to Vampirism, and eventually the desire for blood will take over his mind. Senchal also offers Kalik his latest love interest... Aeliah. Whom he fondly led thru battles with the Dragonguard.

    After the trek thru the heat, tropical and desert climate of Northern and Southern Elyswer, Ras Kalik heads north to the cold mountain range of Skyrim. His companion friend Lyris beckons for him with a letter sent by crow...

    Movárth Piquine - a former vampire hunter (now infected), within the Fighter's Guild (and a secretive necromancer) was in Skyrim working with the Morthaal Guard. On a patrol mission he was caught in Frewien's ice curse outside of Morthaal with the frozen undead. Movárth's vampiric infection kept him from becoming an undead minion to the curse. He was able to use necromantic ice-magic to encase himself safely until he was freed with Freiwen, when the Vestige Ras Kalik broke the curse.

    Uri Ice-Heart - brother of Urfon Ice-Heart. The twin sons of Atli and Oljourn Ice-Heart. The Ice-Heart family are originally from Markarth but now reside on the Jerall Mountain range near Cyrodiil, with their younger sister Araki. The twins had joined the Winterborn Reachmen while living in Markarth. Urfon pushed west to Orsinium with the Winterborn Clan, leaving his family behind. Uri stayed behind with his parents and sister to live in the family cabin for safety, avoiding the Vampire plague infiltrating the Reach. After news reaches him and he hears of Urfon's death... Uri leaves and heads home and is seeking vengeance. Meanwhile, his sister has also moved on to Windhelm to join the Fighter's guild. He will visit his sister, once before going to seek vengeance and she will craft him armor mixed with ice, called Stalhrim armor. Uri fearing death, after his brother's passing, falls victim to the convincing talk of Movárth at a Nordic tavern, and will also becomes a vampire.

    {time moves forward through the hour-glass}
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  • Thevampirenight
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    If a see a bot I might have to try this.
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  • Baconlad
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    I luv trolling bots...that's hilarious...but I agree that bots are great for the game. If they are at a jewelry node. Please leave em be! Jewels prices are still TOO DAM HIGH
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    I never saw the point of trolling players with the Questionable Meat Sack.

    Now I do. :mrgreen:
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  • Morgul667
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    Awesome

    Thanks
  • EmEm_Oh
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    This is an awesome opportunity for ZOS to create an actual working Bot killer, leaving their staff to do more essential things, and letting players police their own.
  • Enemoriana
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    Best use of Questionable Meat Sack I've ever seen!
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  • GLP323b14_ESO
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    I think I know how to use my meat sack just fine, thank you very much!

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  • JayAstrophel
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    That’s some impressive innovation! Super cool, and also hilarious
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  • SocialAssassin
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    lasertooth wrote: »
    Tired of Bots standing over ore while you are farming? Many of them are players who are AFK and either jumping over and over again or spamming A using a modified programmed controller that hits A over and over again non stop.

    For example, the player in the picture below is in Betnikh (xbox/na) every day, jumping and jumping and jumping over a double resource node for 24 hours a day. The second the ore spawns their character collects it, and then goes back to jumping. ((note, most bots use the alternate interact setting in the options, this person is extra special lol))

    Here is what you do: Slot the momento QUESTIONABLE MEAT SACK and set the meat down right behind them. As the bot presses A they will automatically interact with your object, and they will turn around and take 1-2 steps forward to do so. If you can get your placement just right, you can pull them off their node in less than 2 minutes. Then you can go back to farming.

    Here is a picture which demonstrates this technique. Seen below is a player who continually spams A using some sort of modified controller. They have been pulled off the node, leaving the node open to farmers and other players who are actually playing the game.

    Yesterday we got a group together of 10+ people, and we put our meatsacks all down in a row, and we were able to move the bot pretty quickly across the map. We were trying to take them to the nearest merchant so they spend all their gold buying up everything. Their controller is spamming A over and over again...so bringing them to a group of ads does the same thing, they die and revive (by pressing A) until they are out of soul gems.

    We don't need ZOS to ban these people. If everyone just learns to use their meatsack, we can govern this problem all on our own. ;)

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    You can earn this momento by completing the "A Bitter Pill" quest in Deshaan, in the Forgotten Crypts public dungeon. Have fun!




    I disagree we do need ZOS to ban these people. But ZOS won't ever do that, because of its people playing their game. And face it that's all they care about in the end.
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  • Davor
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    Mathiashs wrote: »
    Just wish that Zos would ACTUALLY care about bots, but even though they lie and say that they do it's so obvious that they don't -.-

    How do you think Zenimax get's their "millions" of players? When an account gets banned, they wait for the Steam sale and rebuy ESO again for $12.
    Not my quote but I love this saying

    "I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"
  • Path
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    Just love!
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