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Mashille
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Would it be at all possible for us to be able to buy an assistant that does literally nothing other than walk / run behind us while clacking some coconuts together.

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Please
House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
  • codestripper
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    I second this ^
    Since everyone seems to be doing this,
    DPS Builds:
    - Magicka Sorcerer (Pet) [Flawless Conqueror @ 565CP] - 582k
    - Magicka Nightblade [Flawless Conqueror @ 780CP] - 575k
    - Stamina Sorcerer [Flawless Conqueror @ 420CP] - 560k
    - Magicka Classless [Flawless Conqueror @ 810CP] - 540k
    - Magicka Templar [Stormproof] - 550k
    - Magicka Warden [Stormproof] - 510k
    - Stamina Templar [In Development]
    - Stamina DK [In Development]
    - Stamina NB [Under 50]
  • Tandor
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    I nominate Cadwell for this role.
  • OolongSnakeTea
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    And while it's out, we can move full mount speed. For some reason.
    "I try to create sympathy for my characters, then turn the monsters loose."– Stephen King



  • oXI_Viper_IXo
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    Can we also get an emote to fart in the enemy's general direction when they are sieging our keep?
    Edited by oXI_Viper_IXo on January 31, 2019 1:31PM
  • Vildebill
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    If you can have that, I'll have the Spanish inquisition at my tail!
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  • VaranisArano
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    Vildebill wrote: »
    If you can have that, I'll have the Spanish inquisition at my tail!
    latest?cb=20060828224102

    They have to show up when you least expect them.
  • Vildebill
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    Vildebill wrote: »
    If you can have that, I'll have the Spanish inquisition at my tail!
    latest?cb=20060828224102

    They have to show up when you least expect them.

    And nobody expects them!
    EU PC
  • Neoealth
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    Mashille wrote: »
    Would it be at all possible for us to be able to buy an assistant that does literally nothing other than walk / run behind us while clacking some coconuts together.

    7fM9.gif

    Please

    Only if it came with a player personality of the pretend horse animation!
  • Knightpanther
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    Neoealth wrote: »
    Mashille wrote: »
    Would it be at all possible for us to be able to buy an assistant that does literally nothing other than walk / run behind us while clacking some coconuts together.

    7fM9.gif

    Please

    Only if it came with a player personality of the pretend horse animation!

    *** me that would be Epic!

    Be safe

  • TequilaFire
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    oXI_Viper_IXo wrote: »
    Can we also get an emote to fart in the enemy's general direction when they are sieging our keep?

    I know what target aimed at me to fire my ballista at! :D
  • srfrogg23
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    Where did the coconuts come from?
  • Suddwrath
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    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    You could probably just find them.
    Edited by Suddwrath on January 31, 2019 3:17PM
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    I agree even if it's just for the Jester's Festival. It would be really cool and an amazing tribute to the Monty Python comic geniuses.
    I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]
  • mayasunrising
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    OMG! A Spanish Inquisitor class! Yes!

    Their chief skills would be surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... their two main skills; fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... *three* Their three main skills are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... wait no *four*...no... *Amongst* their skills.... Amongst their weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.


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    "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ♥ Anaïs Nin

    “There’s a difference between wanting to be looked at and wanting to be seen." ♥ Amanda Palmer

    “A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.” ♥ Jane McGonigal

    “They'll tell you you're too loud, that you need to wait your turn and ask the right people for permission. Do it anyway." ♥ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • mayasunrising
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    SaltySudd wrote: »
    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    You could probably just find them.

    How do you know so much about coconuts?
    "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ♥ Anaïs Nin

    “There’s a difference between wanting to be looked at and wanting to be seen." ♥ Amanda Palmer

    “A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.” ♥ Jane McGonigal

    “They'll tell you you're too loud, that you need to wait your turn and ask the right people for permission. Do it anyway." ♥ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    oXI_Viper_IXo wrote: »
    Can we also get an emote to fart in the enemy's general direction when they are sieging our keep?

    No. Too dangerous around flame...
    I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]
  • mayasunrising
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    Meanwhile...just outside of Castle Alessia...

    "If you wish to fight on this bridge you see, you must answer me these questions three!"

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    "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ♥ Anaïs Nin

    “There’s a difference between wanting to be looked at and wanting to be seen." ♥ Amanda Palmer

    “A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.” ♥ Jane McGonigal

    “They'll tell you you're too loud, that you need to wait your turn and ask the right people for permission. Do it anyway." ♥ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • Psyonico
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    thesoundofwolf wrote: »
    And while it's out, we can move full mount speed. For some reason.

    Just make it a mount instead of an assistant?
  • DedEmbryonicCell19
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    I'd rather see a 100 topless women running in slow motion ..
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Message for you, Sir:
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    If I had a Squire, I would name him Billy - for Lonely is the knight ;)
    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • josiahva
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    Neoealth wrote: »
    Mashille wrote: »
    Would it be at all possible for us to be able to buy an assistant that does literally nothing other than walk / run behind us while clacking some coconuts together.

    7fM9.gif

    Please

    Only if it came with a player personality of the pretend horse animation!

    I would pay crowns for this!
  • Siohwenoeht
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    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    They were carried by a swallow.
    "It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard
  • Wildberryjack
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    Yeah if I could spare the cash for the crowns I'd so buy that!
    The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. ~Pablo Picasso
  • Taunky
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    I nominate the Adorable Fan!
  • gp1680
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    This is the best post on this forum...ever. I second the Patsy emote or assistant and I would also suggest one of the login rewards be a small shrubbery...”one that looks nice and not too expensive”.
    Edited by gp1680 on January 31, 2019 7:24PM
  • keevil111
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    "Bring out yer dead"
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  • lygerseye
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    keevil111 wrote: »
    "Bring out yer dead"

    Necromancer skill?
  • srfrogg23
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    Siohwenoeht wrote: »
    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    They were carried by a swallow.

    Carried by a swallow? How can a two pound coconut be carried by a 5 ounce bird?
  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Siohwenoeht wrote: »
    srfrogg23 wrote: »
    Where did the coconuts come from?

    They were carried by a swallow.

    Carried by a swallow? How can a two pound coconut be carried by a 5 ounce bird?
    It’s like the age old question of how the hell can scyther not know fly, yet a tiny pidgey can somehow carry its trainer to the next town.
    Edited by Reistr_the_Unbroken on January 31, 2019 9:13PM
  • Katahdin
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    L..o..L


    The cold or winter boredom must be getting to you all.

    However said companion must carry 100 items as per the animation
    Beta tester November 2013
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