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A Simple Yet Salty Request

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dovakiin5574
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Dear ZoS,

You have made me a very happy player these last few years. All the changes, the DLC, the chapters. I want you to know that I support you 100% and will continue to do so.

However, I have but one request to make Tamriel the best it can be.

Please add Pickles as a craftable food and furnishing.

Yes, pickles. You must understand, it only makes sense to have pickles in Tamriel. Food storage is of utmost importance especially in desert regions. Pickles can last a very long time and most people enjoy them.

So please ZoS, give us pickles.


Sincerely,
Dova
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  • Zenzuki
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    New Char class? :smiley:

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  • Siohwenoeht
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    I second this! :)
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  • dovakiin5574
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    Zenzuki wrote: »
    New Char class? :smiley:

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    I must admit, I did not see that coming! Lol too funny
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  • Swifigames
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    Pickles? So...many...jokes...
    Sounds legit.
    I can just see the [Small Game] & [Pickle] chat spam now. Imagine turning all those teabags in Cyrodiil into teabags with chat [Pickles]...smh.
    I agree, let's get some pickles in here!
    Can we also do business in.......pickles? I'll trade you my 50 [Pickles] for your Wax, 50/1 seem OK?
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  • TempPlayer
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    dovakiin5574 wrote: »
    Yes, pickles. You must understand, it only makes sense to have pickles in Tamriel. Food storage is of utmost importance especially in desert regions. Pickles can last a very long time and most people enjoy them.

    Really? So far the roasted pork in my toon's backpack still look fresh and edible after storing it more then a year. Food preservation is way more advance in Tamriel then in real life. Otherwise most of my toon will be in a pickle for eating those stored-over-years food.
  • dovakiin5574
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    But @Swifigames you don't understand my grand plan! First pickles! Then pregnant women. Then finally children in Tamriel!!!

    Or perhaps I am just an agent of Sheogorath!
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  • Ermiq
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    With Bethesda's resolution only. Nobody has heard about pickles in Nirn so far.
    One of the two of us definitely has gone mad. It only remains to define whether this one is the whole world or just me.

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  • eklhaftb16_ESO
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    Not just pickles, ESO needs more fermented food in general.
    Surströmming, for example (exudes an AoE damage over time cloud when consumed).
  • Itzmichi
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    I agree on your argumentation but I wanna remind that fermentation is not the only way to conserve food and neither the most common as well. I hereby demand smoke houses.
    Here, have a chill pill 💊!
  • GabiAlex
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    Little jars filled with jam will look nice in every cozy house.
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  • xxthir13enxx
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    Mmmm....cheese and pickles!!!!
  • TequilaFire
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    Wouldn't we need cucumbers first? :D
  • Nestor
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    I like pickles.
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  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    I think most Tamrielians would enjoy a good pickle every now and again!
    Edited by stewhead2ub17_ESO on January 24, 2019 6:15PM
  • Sheezabeast
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    Does this food count?

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  • Zaketh
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    Itsmichi wrote: »
    I agree on your argumentation but I wanna remind that fermentation is not the only way to conserve food and neither the most common as well. I hereby demand smoke houses.

    We get smokehouses and I'll be farming brisket till I die
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  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    Does this food count?

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    I'd say no, as that refers to the "pickling" of the fish, not to actual pickles themselves.
  • Conduit0
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    dovakiin5574 wrote: »
    But @Swifigames you don't understand my grand plan! First pickles! Then pregnant women. Then finally children in Tamriel!!!

    Or perhaps I am just an agent of Sheogorath!

    Wait wait, pickles are involved in pregnancy?! Man, my parents lied to me when they sat me down and had, "the talk".
  • dovakiin5574
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    GabiAlex wrote: »
    Little jars filled with jam will look nice in every cozy house.

    Yes especially next to jars of pickles!
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  • Caligamy_ESO
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    Ok that's just weird... I literally woke up to this on the tv this morning..
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  • USTTech
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    Yes! Pickles (or.... kimchee), but we all know and love pickles.



    PS: argonians are green and kind of cucumber looking. Pickled argonian?
  • Sheezabeast
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    found you Bosmer some pickles!

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  • jainiadral
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    Yes, please! I mean, I haven't died yet from the ingredients I picked up in Uncle Sheo's realm and Coldharbor. But it could happen any day now.
  • dovakiin5574
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    USTTech wrote: »
    Yes! Pickles (or.... kimchee), but we all know and love pickles.



    PS: argonians are green and kind of cucumber looking. Pickled argonian?

    We probably shouldn't be pickling our lizard friends, but pickling some of their foods would be nice!
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