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What's Your DPS?

MilwaukeeScott
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Pic or don't bother.

I'm a scrub and this is my best;

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PS4NA

All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • MaxwellC
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    My DPS.
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    不動の Steadfast - Unwavering
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  • Acrolas
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    signing off
  • MilwaukeeScott
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    What? No Humble Brags?

    You all can't be that low
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • JaZ2091
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    My DPS is 1k. Git Gud kid.
  • Soleya
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    742k DPS here.

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  • MasterSpatula
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    I'm reminded of Stephen Hawking's comment on people who brag about their IQ.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • yodased
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    7
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Vildebill
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    About tree fiddy
    EU PC
  • Stebarnz
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    its got a 1 in it
  • dazee
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    MaxwellC wrote: »
    My DPS.
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    Mine too, unfortunately thats not good enough in ESO :frowning:
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
  • MilwaukeeScott
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    I'm really surprised.

    I'm on ps4na and most of the people I play with are over 50k. I'm the Scrub of the bunch.

    Do the ps4 population really have that much higher dps than xbox and pc?

    Truly not what I expected.
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    Somewhere between 1 and bad
  • Soundso
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    42
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  • EvilAutoTech
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    My DPM looks OK if people think it's DPS.
  • MuchShock
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    I figure once I can finally get a maelstrom lightning staff to drop, along with a siroria set, I should be able to do some decent deeeeps. Xbox NA here

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    Edited by MuchShock on December 18, 2018 11:42PM
    I have some characters, play the game and do stuff. It's fun sometimes.

    Xbox-NA
  • BejaProphet
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    OP, the problem is you are violating the unspoken rules of measuring your junk online. You don’t have to be subtle about it, but you have to at least pretend you are trying to be subtle. As is you are just pulling out your junk and screaming for everybody to look at it.
  • MilwaukeeScott
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    MuchShock wrote: »
    I figure once I can finally get a maelstrom lightning staff to drop, along with a siroria set, I should be able to do some decent deeeeps.

    I consider 41K+ pretty decent!

    Vma weapons really do make a pretty big difference, especially the bow.
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • MilwaukeeScott
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    OP, the problem is you are violating the unspoken rules of measuring your junk online. You don’t have to be subtle about it, but you have to at least pretend you are trying to be subtle. As is you are just pulling out your junk and screaming for everybody to look at it.

    But my junk is so little.......................
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • Jolipinator
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    Hmm let me see here, 5 over 7 times 11, divided by the square of 92...

    CARRY THE ONE.
    PS5 EU.
  • Androconium
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    I'm reminded of Stephen Hawking's comment on people who brag about their IQ.

    Can you remind us please.
  • MilwaukeeScott
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    Who's bragging? I'm an admitted Scrub!

    How are we [me] suppose to get a real average of the communities dps if we (I) don't ask the questions?

    I'm starting to think the average dps is far lower than I thought.

    I'm also thinking the ones griefing on me and not posting pics may be too ashamed to.

    Why Else on Akbar's grave would you not post a pic?

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    Edited by MilwaukeeScott on December 18, 2018 11:38PM
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • StormChaser3000
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    I'm reminded of Stephen Hawking's comment on people who brag about their IQ.

    Can you remind us please.

    I got curious and found it:
    www.newsweek.com/what-stephen-hawkings-iq-score-late-physicist-called-people-who-care-losers-843895%3famp=1
  • Ciovala
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    Humble brag. :disappointed: A scrub does like 10k dps, if some I’ve run into in dungeons are any way to judge.
    Looking for a mature and helpful social guild - play PvE, PvP, and like crafting.
  • SirAndy
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    Soundso wrote: »
    42

    Beat me to it, the one and only correct answer!
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  • MilwaukeeScott
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    Thanks all for stroking my ego.

    But on ps4na, I am lower tier dps.

    I'm the low guy in most my Guilds. I get laughed at for not breaking 50k on a StamDen.

    So really, thank you all for treating me like I'm a dps God. Really. Thank you.
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • Ragged_Claw
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    80k+ But my cousin from Canada who you don't know came round and deleted all my screenshots. It's still true though.
    PC EU & NA
  • EvilAutoTech
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    I only have one character that has tangled with the target dummy. She's now a tank. The reason I don't use the dummy with the rest of my characters is that I don't think I need 15 tanks.

    Some of my characters can melt stuff so fast that I look around to see who helped but I'm scared to know the number. What if my good deeps is terrible?

    What's that saying about ignorance?
  • oXI_Viper_IXo
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    Someone need a little e-peen/ego stroking?
  • Mrsinister2
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    I can only do 24k on a 6mil dummy but in dungoens combat metrics had me doing 34k on bosses. Not sure if its true or all the buffs and stuff help up your dps?
  • russelmmendoza
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    Its either your bashful or your an a s shole.

    If your a scrub then most of the playerbase is trash.

    You should put that dps parse on zone chat so you should feel really proud of yourself.

    EGOTIST! YOU ARE.
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