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One Orc did not change the result of war, but war changed the orc.
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As an honored Orc I never wanted to grab the sword and fight. All I wanted to do was play some flute and dance, cause that is what heroes do. But one day I got the invitation to Cyrodiil. I knew what it meant. As citizen of Aldmeri Dominion I am obliged to join the army if war between 3 factions gets out of hand.
In Cyrodiil I specialized in communications&scroll-bearer. That is propably because as an orc I am fast and can deliver the message from Cracked wood cave to Bruma in matter of seconds. My group had some pretty awesome personalities in it and we became like one big Orc family. I never really felt challenged in the war, not even in the Alessia bridge fights. That of course makes sense because as a heaviest fellow in battlefield I'm huge physical threat so khajiits just ran away when they saw me. But I still hated my time in Cyrodiil, mostly because I knew that I could be doing something that matters: playing hide&seek while wearing wedding dress etc. After six months of constant bloodshed we finally captured all the scrolls. War was over.
I was finally free. New life festival had just began, time when I can do what Orcs are best at. But when I stood on the cliff, I did not put on my bath towel. I didn't jump. I walked to where Breda shares her quests. This time I did not dance. Did not give any autographs. This time I was the one who picked handful of mud.
Orc is no more.
In Cyrodiil I specialized in communications&scroll-bearer. That is propably because as an orc I am fast and can deliver the message from Cracked wood cave to Bruma in matter of seconds. My group had some pretty awesome personalities in it and we became like one big Orc family. I never really felt challenged in the war, not even in the Alessia bridge fights. That of course makes sense because as a heaviest fellow in battlefield I'm huge physical threat so khajiits just ran away when they saw me. But I still hated my time in Cyrodiil, mostly because I knew that I could be doing something that matters: playing hide&seek while wearing wedding dress etc. After six months of constant bloodshed we finally captured all the scrolls. War was over.
I was finally free. New life festival had just began, time when I can do what Orcs are best at. But when I stood on the cliff, I did not put on my bath towel. I didn't jump. I walked to where Breda shares her quests. This time I did not dance. Did not give any autographs. This time I was the one who picked handful of mud.
Orc is no more.
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He's the hero covenant needs, not the one it deserves.Edited by Ragnarock41 on December 15, 2018 10:02PM2 -
Delsanab14_ESO✭✭✭✭As an honored Orc I never wanted to grab the sword and fight. All I wanted to do was play some flute and dance, cause that is what heroes do. But one day I got the invitation to Cyrodiil. I knew what it meant. As citizen of Aldmeri Dominion I am obliged to join the army if war between 3 factions gets out of hand.
In Cyrodiil I specialized in communications&scroll-bearer. That is propably because as an orc I am fast and can deliver the message from Cracked wood cave to Bruma in matter of seconds. My group had some pretty awesome personalities in it and we became like one big Orc family. I never really felt challenged in the war, not even in the Alessia bridge fights. That of course makes sense because as a heaviest fellow in battlefield I'm huge physical threat so khajiits just ran away when they saw me. But I still hated my time in Cyrodiil, mostly because I knew that I could be doing something that matters: playing hide&seek while wearing wedding dress etc. After six months of constant bloodshed we finally captured all the scrolls. War was over.
I was finally free. New life festival had just began, time when I can do what Orcs are best at. But when I stood on the cliff, I did not put on my bath towel. I didn't jump. I walked to where Breda shares her quests. This time I did not dance. Did not give any autographs. This time I was the one who picked handful of mud.
Orc is no more.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Khajiits are the Dominion so they wouldn't run away! This is propaganda!
For Queen Ayrenn, may she reign forever!Edited by Delsanab14_ESO on December 16, 2018 6:54AMAccount: @Delsana
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✭War is hell, and the road out of hell is long and full of pitfalls. But eventually you can get back to who you really are... Typically just in time to die of old age.
What we really need is a war on death and dying.
But then there are other distractions like poverty and waste and greed and these can distract us as well. So we should wage war on those as well.
Also people say living forever is impossible because people have no self control. But they are really only saying that because they are ignorant and too lazy to see how it could work or try to figure out how.
So we should wage war on ignorance as well.
Maybe the problem isn't war, but that we have been fighting the wrong wars.
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Delsanab14_ESO✭✭✭✭WhyMustItBe wrote: »War is hell, and the road out of hell is long and full of pitfalls. But eventually you can get back to who you really are... Typically just in time to die of old age.
What we really need is a war on death and dying.
But then there are other distractions like poverty and waste and greed and these can distract us as well. So we should wage war on those as well.
Also people say living forever is impossible because people have no self control. But they are really only saying that because they are ignorant and too lazy to see how it could work or try to figure out how.
So we should wage war on ignorance as well.
Maybe the problem isn't war, but that we have been fighting the wrong wars.
Khajiit agrees! The correct war is upon the Argonians! May they pay for releasing the Knahaten Flu!Account: @Delsana
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✭Delsanab14_ESO wrote: »As an honored Orc I never wanted to grab the sword and fight. All I wanted to do was play some flute and dance, cause that is what heroes do. But one day I got the invitation to Cyrodiil. I knew what it meant. As citizen of Aldmeri Dominion I am obliged to join the army if war between 3 factions gets out of hand.
In Cyrodiil I specialized in communications&scroll-bearer. That is propably because as an orc I am fast and can deliver the message from Cracked wood cave to Bruma in matter of seconds. My group had some pretty awesome personalities in it and we became like one big Orc family. I never really felt challenged in the war, not even in the Alessia bridge fights. That of course makes sense because as a heaviest fellow in battlefield I'm huge physical threat so khajiits just ran away when they saw me. But I still hated my time in Cyrodiil, mostly because I knew that I could be doing something that matters: playing hide&seek while wearing wedding dress etc. After six months of constant bloodshed we finally captured all the scrolls. War was over.
I was finally free. New life festival had just began, time when I can do what Orcs are best at. But when I stood on the cliff, I did not put on my bath towel. I didn't jump. I walked to where Breda shares her quests. This time I did not dance. Did not give any autographs. This time I was the one who picked handful of mud.
Orc is no more.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Khajiits are the Dominion so they wouldn't run away! This is propaganda!
For Queen Ayrenn, may she reign forever!
I had such a reputation among all troops that even my own alliance members ran when I arrived. They knew that when I stomp the ground shakes and trees fall.2 -
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Had to stop reading there.
Sir, you're not a real orc. Real orcs don't want to play the flute and dance. And they most certainly don't fight for the dominion.
If i ever see you in Cyrodiil, you're a dead "orc"."I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."
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Delsanab14_ESO✭✭✭✭Delsanab14_ESO wrote: »As an honored Orc I never wanted to grab the sword and fight. All I wanted to do was play some flute and dance, cause that is what heroes do. But one day I got the invitation to Cyrodiil. I knew what it meant. As citizen of Aldmeri Dominion I am obliged to join the army if war between 3 factions gets out of hand.
In Cyrodiil I specialized in communications&scroll-bearer. That is propably because as an orc I am fast and can deliver the message from Cracked wood cave to Bruma in matter of seconds. My group had some pretty awesome personalities in it and we became like one big Orc family. I never really felt challenged in the war, not even in the Alessia bridge fights. That of course makes sense because as a heaviest fellow in battlefield I'm huge physical threat so khajiits just ran away when they saw me. But I still hated my time in Cyrodiil, mostly because I knew that I could be doing something that matters: playing hide&seek while wearing wedding dress etc. After six months of constant bloodshed we finally captured all the scrolls. War was over.
I was finally free. New life festival had just began, time when I can do what Orcs are best at. But when I stood on the cliff, I did not put on my bath towel. I didn't jump. I walked to where Breda shares her quests. This time I did not dance. Did not give any autographs. This time I was the one who picked handful of mud.
Orc is no more.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Khajiits are the Dominion so they wouldn't run away! This is propaganda!
For Queen Ayrenn, may she reign forever!
I had such a reputation among all troops that even my own alliance members ran when I arrived. They knew that when I stomp the ground shakes and trees fall.
It is more believable now, yes? After all, Orcs are known for running into trees and falling down. Khajiit has not heard of a tree falling down too, but orcs are large and smell funny so perhaps tree is just trying to end its suffering. Is making sense, no?Account: @Delsana
FREE CRAFTING (NA PC) SIDENOTE: Hel'phaer is a Grand Master Crafter with almost every motif (excluding Buoyant, Meridian, Coldsnap, Grim Harlequin, Tsaesci, Pellitine, and Elder Argonian because can't afford it) and will craft attractive quality and visually appealing training gear or combat sets for those interested. FREE gear for players below CP 160 (equivalent level of 210), and paid gear in some form from those CP 160 or higher.0 -
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Not a real orc? Not. Real. Orc?! Now I have heard it all. You need to go home and study some orc-history.1 -
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Not a real orc? Not. Real. Orc?! Now I have heard it all. You need to go home and study some orc-history.
Right! He's clearly wrong. This one can smell you from all the way over here. He'd rather be Elsweyr.Account: @Delsana
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Perhaps is realizing that Queen Ayrenn is much better than serving King Emeric who when he has no interest in playing war anymore, will decide to destroy big orc city that always has habit of falling down, yes?Account: @Delsana
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Yes only Orc pheromons attract Khajiits.Delsanab14_ESO wrote: »
Not a real orc? Not. Real. Orc?! Now I have heard it all. You need to go home and study some orc-history.
Right! He's clearly wrong. This one can smell you from all the way over here. He'd rather be Elsweyr.
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That is right.Delsanab14_ESO wrote: »
Perhaps is realizing that Queen Ayrenn is much better than serving King Emeric who when he has no interest in playing war anymore, will decide to destroy big orc city that always has habit of falling down, yes?0 -
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real orcs wouldn't fight for the covenant either as they are allied with their former enemies which will continue to sack orsinium after the covenant falls2