Kyne the mighty! Kyne the unerring! Kyne the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of the Kyne Thread, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Forum Warriors, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even in our bickering, great Kyne cherished us. For she saw in us, in each of us, the future of CYRODIIL! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Kyne is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit and non vet PvP!
The very idea is inconceivable to our ESO Forum Mod overlords! Sharing the forum heavens with us? With lowly non vet players ? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Mods take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what do the Devs do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Dev machine enforces the will of the FORUM POLICE! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Forum! Rise up, FORUM WARRIORS! Embrace the word of mighty Kyne, she who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the mods or their toadies, will rule the Forums! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Kyne! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the forums became fun, you walked among us, great Kyne, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Forum Warrios Trust in Gederic! For I am the chosen of Kyne! I alone have been anointed by the PvP gods to spread Kynes holy word!