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Ice Senche Mount - Let's laugh together :D and sing together....

  • JaZ2091
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    Klasen wrote: »
    I bought it lol. Cost me 21,000 crowns to get 600 gems :P I'm stupid

    At least you made ZOS happy this holiday.
  • JaZ2091
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    Zypheran wrote: »
    ZO$ will always try push the price point as far as they can. We will probably see lots more items coming with a ridiculous tag for 600 gems so that eventually people will come to see 200 and 100 gem options as "bargains"!!
    Unfortunately, this community gets swallowed up by this tactic every single time!

    Yup. They'll probably want to see how many fork over 600 gems from buying crown pack and eventually push to 800 gems or 1000 gems rare collectible.
  • Lisutaris
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Lisutaris wrote: »
    Mureel wrote: »
    @Lisutaris
    Mamaaaa Ooooooohhh
    Didn’t mean to make you cry
    But I won’t buy this thing now or tomorrow
    Carry onn carry onn
    Reskins just don’t matter
    Icy or Ice freeeee
    Reskins just don’t matter
    Reskins just don’t matter
    tooo meeee

    @Mureel I know i can believe in you !

    So my last one :smiley:

    You know it's kind of hard
    Just to get along today
    Our subject isn't cool
    But ZOS does it anyway
    They may not have a clue
    And they may not have style
    But everything ZOS lacks
    Well they make up in denial

    (edit: in regard of the price of the pet, mount for the gems, nothing personal against you guys!)

    I don’t rap, listen to rap or know any other than the Beastie Boys or other wrap (white asssrap) because I’m 38 and old 😂

    Well, "The Offspring" is not really Rap music... or something like that ;) would it call Rock. But yeah, everyone has his own music style. Feel free to stick your own taste :blush:

    The Rap-Ghetto-Gangster-Whatever music started because I used the line from Gina in the patchnotes as a start :smile: Then the next ones were from the same music style...
    You can also post a poem, still legit ^^
  • WhyMustItBe
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    Notice how quickly after Crown Gifting for gold went live they are already pushing ridiculously priced items you can't gift?

    Yeah.
  • Lisutaris
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    With some cash for your chips, I'm on a ride
    You're toxic, I'm going bankrupt
    A taste of a gambling paradise
    I'm addicted to you
    Don't you know that you're toxic?
    They'll all think I look cool
    Don't you know that you're toxic?

    sry for double post, BUT this is awesome, deserved an awesome and has to stand out as a quotation!
  • eso_nya
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    Sell the kids for crowns
    Weather changes mounts
    Spring is here again
    cat will melt oh damn

    (rip kurt)
  • randomkeyhits
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    Zypheran wrote: »
    ZO$ will always try push the price point as far as they can. We will probably see lots more items coming with a ridiculous tag for 600 gems so that eventually people will come to see 200 and 100 gem options as "bargains"!!
    Unfortunately, this community gets swallowed up by this tactic every single time!

    Completely agree. They run the numbers and then come out with what I consider horribly overpriced offerings

    Got plenty of crowns, got plenty of gems, what I'm missing is nice things to spend it on. (this crate offering was awful, zero crates purchased..)

    A hint for you ZOS, a nice item is something with a decent amount of shiny at what your customers consider a fair price.

    Wishful thinking but I hope that there is a growing number of people like myself, have the funds to buy stuff, just not buying and popping up on their reporting system as a potential concern......

    They could make better stuff, instead they go with the time limited pressure selling.

    Sigh.....

    EU PS4
  • Lisutaris
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    Zypheran wrote: »
    ZO$ will always try push the price point as far as they can. We will probably see lots more items coming with a ridiculous tag for 600 gems so that eventually people will come to see 200 and 100 gem options as "bargains"!!
    Unfortunately, this community gets swallowed up by this tactic every single time!

    Completely agree. They run the numbers and then come out with what I consider horribly overpriced offerings

    Got plenty of crowns, got plenty of gems, what I'm missing is nice things to spend it on. (this crate offering was awful, zero crates purchased..)

    A hint for you ZOS, a nice item is something with a decent amount of shiny at what your customers consider a fair price.

    Wishful thinking but I hope that there is a growing number of people like myself, have the funds to buy stuff, just not buying and popping up on their reporting system as a potential concern......

    They could make better stuff, instead they go with the time limited pressure selling.

    Sigh.....

    And now add some lyrics to it you offtopic poster !!! :wink:
  • WhyMustItBe
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    eso_nya wrote: »
    cat will melt oh damn


    WTB LOL button, rollin' hard right now! :D
  • Lisutaris
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    eso_nya wrote: »
    cat will melt oh damn


    WTB LOL button, rollin' hard right now! :D

    Don't give them ideas xD At least say that you want that damn LOL button as an ESO+ exclusive xD for free.
    Edited by Lisutaris on December 13, 2018 8:26PM
  • Kalante
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    The mount of shame
  • gp1680
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    To continue the Offspring theme from another post:

    “My friends got an ice senche
    Man he hates that b•••h
    He tells me every day
    He says ‘man I really had to waste
    my gems’
    In the worst kind of way

    He sits on this senche
    He works his hands to the bone
    To give ZOS money every payday
    But ZOS wants more dinero just to reskin more mounts
    Well my friend
    You gotta say

    I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, noooo way
    ZOS why don’t you FIX THIS D••N GAME
    Say no way, say no way, nooo way
    ZOS why don’t you FIX THIS D••N GAME”
    Edited by gp1680 on December 13, 2018 9:07PM
  • eso_nya
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    as u were requesting metal before (turned out more generally eso specific) hammerfalls "end of the rainbow":

    Here we stand, grind forevermore
    We're out of this world, until the end
    Here we are, mighty, glorious
    At the end of the rainbow
    With trash in our hands
    Edited by eso_nya on December 13, 2018 8:34PM
  • Shantu
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    99 customer subs on the wall, 99 customer subs.
    Shake one down, gouge it for Crowns...
    98 customer subs on the wall.

    This made me laugh out loud. Awesome! :)
  • valeriiya
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    It was so nice throwing big parties in my Psijic Villa
    Jump into the sea from the balcony
    Everyone swimming in a champagne sea or drowning because of glitches
    And there are no rules when you show up here because I didn’t buy the house so I don’t care

    So why'd you have to rain on my parade and give us nerfmire.
    I'm shaking my head
    I'm locking the gates
    This is why we can't have nice things, ZOS
    Because you break them [group finder]
    I had to take my credit card info away
    This is why we can't have nice things

    It was so nice being friends again
    There I was giving you a second chance after the nerfmire debacle
    But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand and asked for more $
    And therein lies the issue
    Friends don't try to trick you
    Get you on the forums and mind-twist you
    And so I took an axe to a mended fence and turned off auto renew
    But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately,
    If only you weren't
    So shady

    [yes it's taylor swift, don't hate, this worked perfectly]
  • TelvanniWizard
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    yodased wrote: »

    Oh man, it´s super lame!
  • NoMoreChillies
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    Klasen wrote: »
    I bought it lol. Cost me 21,000 crowns to get 600 gems :P I'm stupid

    thx for letting me play for free
    Insulting people on the internet is cowardly.
  • Lisutaris
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    valeriiya wrote: »
    It was so nice throwing big parties in my Psijic Villa
    Jump into the sea from the balcony
    Everyone swimming in a champagne sea or drowning because of glitches
    And there are no rules when you show up here because I didn’t buy the house so I don’t care

    So why'd you have to rain on my parade and give us nerfmire.
    I'm shaking my head
    I'm locking the gates
    This is why we can't have nice things, ZOS
    Because you break them [group finder]
    I had to take my credit card info away
    This is why we can't have nice things

    It was so nice being friends again
    There I was giving you a second chance after the nerfmire debacle
    But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand and asked for more $
    And therein lies the issue
    Friends don't try to trick you
    Get you on the forums and mind-twist you
    And so I took an axe to a mended fence and turned off auto renew
    But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately,
    If only you weren't
    So shady

    [yes it's taylor swift, don't hate, this worked perfectly]

    No worries, you will only get an "A" for AWESOME because of the length :smiley: .
    If i have to comment your post with one word... it would be "bullseye".
  • Ragged_Claw
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    Now look at them Apex mounts that's the way you do it
    You don't give those crates for free
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for crown crates and chicks for free
    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya that ZoS ain't dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Maybe get a blister on your thumb
    We got to program pixellated houses, costumes, hats they ain't free
    We got to move these exclusives, we gotta move these personalities

    - Dire Straits

    And one probably only people of a certain age will get:

    No income tax, no V.A.T.,
    No money back, no guarantee,
    Spend some cash, we'll want more
    We'll up prices at a stroke......
    God bless RNG
    Viva RNG
    Long live RNG,
    C'est magnifique, RNG
    Magnifique, RNG
    RNG

    - Only Fools and Horses theme
    PC EU & NA
  • Sylvermynx
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    Eh, I suppose there are those who think it's cool enough (um.... pun not intended) to pay for. But it's just in my view another ugly mount, and no way am I buying enough crates to destroy enough crap to get 600 gems to spend on it.

    Sure, I say I'm a whale.... but even whales have their limits. This crate season has nothing I want.... So - I'm not buying them.
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