Crown Crates is Nigh
Of all the Daedric sales models
There's one with shocking gall
It’s goal, the poor drop rates
and emptying the wallets of us all
The God of Bad RNG
The Prince of Gambling
The Captain of Corruption.
He tills the land of Tamriel
And sows the seeds of destruction
The crown crates is nigh, the crown crates is nigh
Our world will disappear.
The crown crates is nigh, the crown crates is nigh,
our doom is drawing near.
Chains of darkness grip the crown store
And draw it ever near.
To his nightmare, crown crates,
Where hope bows down to fear,
Tearing souls of innocents
into eternal pain.
While his Poisons and crown Soulgems sing praises of his name.
The crown crates is nigh
The crown crates is nigh.
As Scummy sales model commands
The crown crates is nigh
The crowncrates is nigh
Our doom is now at hand.
Please for the love of god. Just let us buy what we want instead of gambling for near zero return. It’s absurd. You have to buy a currency then use that currency to get crates to build up a another worthless currency just to get things. That we should be able to just buy. Stop with the crates already.