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THE IMMUTABLE LAWS OF ESO
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IMMUTABLE LAW I: Patches will come, mechanics will change, and some sets will become broken. This is the will of Mehrunes Dagon.
IMMUTABLE LAW II: Those who receive aid from the changes will praise the patch; those who receive hindrance will curse the patch. This is the will of Azura.
IMMUTABLE LAW III: All will devour each other on the forums. This is the will of Namira.
IMMUTABLE LAW IV: The forum vitriol will spill over into zone chat. This is the will of Peryite.
IMMUTABLE LAW V: Some will seek to determine exactly how new changes affect gameplay. This is the will of Hermaeus Mora.
IMMUTABLE LAW VI: Some will report glitched sets and exploiting players to the devs. This is the will of Meridia.
IMMUTABLE LAW VII: Some will learn of post-patch glitches and remain secretive of them to gain advantage. This is the will of Nocturnal.
IMMUTABLE LAW VIII: Some will spread these secrets only to a select few guildies. This is the will of Mephala.
IMMUTABLE LAW IX: Some will seek out OP sets to actively hunt down those who refuse to use them. This is the will of Hircine.
IMMUTABLE LAW X: Some will knowingly list glitched sets in the traders for profit. This is the will of Clavicus Vile.
IMMUTABLE LAW XI: Some will troll those not using glitched sets in whispers. This is the will of Vaermina.
IMMUTABLE LAW XII: Some will immediately reroll to take most advantage of patch changes. This is the will of Sheogorath.
IMMUTABLE LAW XII-B: Some will stand firm in their choice of race and class from stubbornness. This is the will of Jyggalag.
IMMUTABLE LAW XIII: Some will make Youtube videos of brazen exploitation of broken mechanics in efforts to sow destruction. This is the will of Molag Bal.
IMMUTABLE LAW XIV: Nobody cares about Boethiah.
IMMUTABLE LAW XV: Some players will scream with rage over the changes. This is the will of Malacath.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVI: Some will quit the game because of the changes. This is the will of Sithis.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVII: Some will run content naked regardless. This is the will of Sanguine.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVIII: All will remain at the mercy of drop rates. This is the will of Snugglorr the Magnificent, totally canon King of the RNG and Nirn's one TRUE god.
Edited by Saucy_Jack on September 16, 2019 11:14PM IMMUTABLE LAW II: Those who receive aid from the changes will praise the patch; those who receive hindrance will curse the patch. This is the will of Azura.
IMMUTABLE LAW III: All will devour each other on the forums. This is the will of Namira.
IMMUTABLE LAW IV: The forum vitriol will spill over into zone chat. This is the will of Peryite.
IMMUTABLE LAW V: Some will seek to determine exactly how new changes affect gameplay. This is the will of Hermaeus Mora.
IMMUTABLE LAW VI: Some will report glitched sets and exploiting players to the devs. This is the will of Meridia.
IMMUTABLE LAW VII: Some will learn of post-patch glitches and remain secretive of them to gain advantage. This is the will of Nocturnal.
IMMUTABLE LAW VIII: Some will spread these secrets only to a select few guildies. This is the will of Mephala.
IMMUTABLE LAW IX: Some will seek out OP sets to actively hunt down those who refuse to use them. This is the will of Hircine.
IMMUTABLE LAW X: Some will knowingly list glitched sets in the traders for profit. This is the will of Clavicus Vile.
IMMUTABLE LAW XI: Some will troll those not using glitched sets in whispers. This is the will of Vaermina.
IMMUTABLE LAW XII: Some will immediately reroll to take most advantage of patch changes. This is the will of Sheogorath.
IMMUTABLE LAW XII-B: Some will stand firm in their choice of race and class from stubbornness. This is the will of Jyggalag.
IMMUTABLE LAW XIII: Some will make Youtube videos of brazen exploitation of broken mechanics in efforts to sow destruction. This is the will of Molag Bal.
IMMUTABLE LAW XIV: Nobody cares about Boethiah.
IMMUTABLE LAW XV: Some players will scream with rage over the changes. This is the will of Malacath.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVI: Some will quit the game because of the changes. This is the will of Sithis.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVII: Some will run content naked regardless. This is the will of Sanguine.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVIII: All will remain at the mercy of drop rates. This is the will of Snugglorr the Magnificent, totally canon King of the RNG and Nirn's one TRUE god.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
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Law of wrobel: Anything that can be nerfed, shall.
Law of Garret: Anything that can be bugged on an update, shall
Law of ezio: Mess with sorc, expect outrageEdited by ezio45 on October 26, 2018 9:43PM7 -
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Metal*
Specifically Dwarven BrassValrien Dravic -- Level 50 Dunmeri Sorcerer (EP)
Garahel Dravic -- Level 50 Bosmeri Nightblade (EP)Tamriel Unlimited was a mistake. One Tamriel was a bigger mistake2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭your speech was perfection, i agree with every point you made
*claps hands*
Edited by Gilvoth on October 26, 2018 10:43PM2 -
SenorCrouch✭✭✭lol Can't argue those points! I didn't have a medal so I put a chain around a box of Pop Tarts instead. Wear it with pride!Edited by SenorCrouch on October 26, 2018 11:07PM"What's the cross roads of Alessia Castle? I am trying to get pizza delivered."1 -
boombazookajd✭✭✭✭✭The Law of Lorkhan: If it causes fun it shall be nerfed into Nirn’s molten core
And tears shall be shedEdited by boombazookajd on October 26, 2018 11:24PMDrathus Delenu- Dunmer magDk: Shehai Shatterer, Mageslayer, Stormproof, Peak Scaler, Clockwork Confounder, Orderly, Master Wizard, Cloudrest Hero, Undaunted, Dragonstar Arena Champion
Thoronir Rolston- Breton petsorc: Stormproof
Zaakazha-Redguard stamblade: Boethia's Scythe, Clockwork Confounder, Maelstrom Arena Champion, Dragonstar Arena Champion
Scrubs:
Justinius Maximus Decimus- Altmer magblade
Agronak gro'Mashul- Orc DK Tank
Valerya Hawkcroft- Breton healer
Zaaka- Imperial stamDK/crafter
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✭✭✭✭✭Now we just need Lawrence Schick to make this a readable easter egg book in the next zone.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.0 -
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SHADE.
#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom0 -
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✭I enjoyed thisThey nerfed magsorcs so hard stamsorcs felt it,lol - Somber97866
I'm blown away by the utter stupidity I see here on the daily. - Wrekkedd1 -
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"Nerd's" are Antisocial, they keep to themselves, and, being that @Saucy_Jack has made this thread open for view socially and acting social with his / her views on this forum would exclude him / her for the term "Nerd"3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Please make one for Jyggalag.
Done, and I even put one in for Malacath. Not Trinimac though; screw that guy.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.3 -
Fishoscandi✭✭✭✭Thank you Saucy, very cool!Fishoscandi - Orc NB
Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc
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Alowishus✭✭✭One of the best posts I've seen yet!
Bravo!ESO Wishlist: Housing (Thank you!) Jewelrycrafting (Thank you!) Hand-to-hand skill line.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Given all the threads about the upcoming patch, I felt this was again apropos.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.1 -
Oliwaltony✭✭✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »IMMUTABLE LAW I: Patches will come, mechanics will change, and some sets will become broken. This is the will of Mehrunes Dagon.
IMMUTABLE LAW II: Those who receive aid from the changes will praise the patch; those who receive hindrance will curse the patch. This is the will of Azura.
IMMUTABLE LAW III: All will devour each other on the forums. This is the will of Namira.
IMMUTABLE LAW IV: The forum vitriol will spill over into zone chat. This is the will of Peryite.
IMMUTABLE LAW V: Some will seek to determine exactly how new changes affect gameplay. This is the will of Hermaeus Mora.
IMMUTABLE LAW VI: Some will report glitched sets and exploiting players to the devs. This is the will of Meridia.
IMMUTABLE LAW VII: Some will learn of post-patch glitches and remain secretive of them to gain advantage. This is the will of Nocturnal.
IMMUTABLE LAW VIII: Some will spread these secrets only to a select few guildies. This is the will of Mephala.
IMMUTABLE LAW IX: Some will seek out OP sets to actively hunt down those who refuse to use them. This is the will of Hircine.
IMMUTABLE LAW X: Some will knowingly list glitched sets in the traders for profit. This is the will of Clavicus Vile.
IMMUTABLE LAW XI: Some will troll those not using glitched sets in whispers. This is the will of Vaermina.
IMMUTABLE LAW XII: Some will immediately reroll to take most advantage of patch changes. This is the will of Sheogorath.
IMMUTABLE LAW XII-B: Some will stand firm in their choice of race and class from stubbornness. This is the will of Jyggalag.
IMMUTABLE LAW XIII: Some will make Youtube videos of brazen exploitation of broken mechanics in efforts to sow destruction. This is the will of Molag Bal.
IMMUTABLE LAW XIV: Nobody cares about Boethiah.
IMMUTABLE LAW XV: Some players will scream with rage over the changes. This is the will of Malacath.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVI: Some will quit the game because of the changes. This is the will of Sithis.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVII: Some will run content naked regardless. This is the will of Sanguine.
IMMUTABLE LAW XVIII: All will remain at the mercy of drop rates. This is the will of Snugglorr the Magnificent, totally canon daedric king of the RNG.
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