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Can everyone stop calling the Update, "Nerfmire"

  • Darkmage1337
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    WE WERE WARNED. 3.5 years ago.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks8_KGHqmO4&feature=youtu.be
    4:27 - "Get ready for Murkmire"
    This video about ESO's history and design still gets me to this day.
    The joke's on us.

    EDIT: Nerfmire*

    Also, for 4:17, Sorc*
    There. The video's context is now completely up to date.

    Enjoy.
    Edited by Darkmage1337 on October 22, 2018 8:40AM
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  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    I have never called it that. So, please, don't lump everyone together.

    I am looking forward to the new Cyrodiil. Nothing else matters.
  • Sinolai
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    I am really disappointed to the speed nerfs :disappointed: Playing a snail is not fun!
  • Itzmichi
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    They sure love to exaggerate much.
    Here, have a chill pill 💊!
  • RobZha
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    What is this forum, an Elementary School? You should be better than that.

    Wait until loads pile into pvp to check out the changes, it'll then be called lagmire.

  • albesca
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    What is this forum, an Elementary School?

    You wish!
    We're just as mature and we're also foul mouthed.
    You should be better than that.

    Maybe, but honestly funny names like this are not the worst: I'd take a hundred lame puns like "nerfmire" over the kind of vitriol we regularly see thrown at devs and mods
    Nerfmire
    Clockwork Pity
    Sorrowind
    Worsinium

    These names practically make themselves. It's on ZOS whether or not we use them for any given update and Nerfmire is just asking for it.

    May I add Bummerset to the list?
    PC EU

    Khajiit has no time for you
  • Lysette
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    Hm, I would like to take part in the discussion, but I do not even see patch notes yet - where can I find them?
  • Banana
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    I like it. Tells it how it is.
  • rabidmyers
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    its nerf or nothing ;D
    at a place nobody knows
  • Mannix1958
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    What is this forum, an Elementary School? You should be better than that.

    Not really..have you been to the PTS? They should be better than this!
  • VaxtinTheWolf
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    ...Quagmire.
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  • Vahrokh
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    GreenHere wrote: »
    Not trying to attack or be snarky, @Vahrokh, but genuinely curious...

    Vahrokh wrote: »
    I play 5 PvE magsorcs.

    How should I call this piece of trash?

    Why?


    I like the class and levelled 2 for PvE trials (pet and pet-less), 1 for outworld / instances tanky build, 1 for healing, 1 for PvP but I got bored very fast so ATM is another PvE build.
  • Shraar
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    Ummmm....I'll call it what it is. Nerfmire
    It's actually Murkmire
  • DarcyMardin
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    I like Nerfmire...its sound is quite close to Murkmire...and so appropriate. Cheers to whoever came up with it!
  • phairdon
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    Mirthmire.
    Edited by phairdon on October 22, 2018 10:19AM
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Zer0oo
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    nerfmire is quite a fitting name for what we are getting
    Ice Furnace: This item set now grants Spell Damage, rather than Weapon Damage for the 4 piece bonus
    - Update 23
  • essi2
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    The only change in Murkmire I can categorically say I am displeased with is the Arctic Blast change.
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  • ItsMeToo
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    PizzaMire

    Where is my Pizza?
    Edited by ItsMeToo on October 22, 2018 10:26AM
    FYI - There is no such thing as 'night capping' in a world wide MMO.
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    Balance is a "Bad" thing.

    Example: There were hundreds of Jedi and only two Sith in Star Wars. The Jedi wanted, "Balance in the Force" and they got it. Now there are only two Jedi and two Sith.

    Balance is a "Bad" thing.
    Is the glass half full or half empty?
    I say, "Get a smaller glass."
  • DrOuttaSight
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    To save mass grief and stress... (hair falling out)
    you'd think they would test the patches for at least 7 days before adding them to the public game servers
    Forums are for........... venting/letting off steam
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  • DrOuttaSight
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    Ummmm....I'll call it what it is. Nerfmire

    NerfMire is making ESO things (skills, items, heroes) weaker in order to stress test the gameSters out.

    Edited by DrOuttaSight on October 22, 2018 11:09AM
    Forums are for........... venting/letting off steam
    Feed the needy Not the greedy
    In Virtual Space No One Can Hear You Scream!!!

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  • Royaji
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    To save mass grief and stress... (hair falling out)
    you'd think they would test the patches for at least 7 days before adding them to the public game servers

    I mean, it's not like there is a PTS going for 5 weeks at this point, right?
  • Olupajmibanan
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    MerfNire?

  • SHADOW2KK
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    Adaptmire
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    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

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  • Sav72
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    I think changes are great,,, about time.
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    If you break something, you can glue it back together and fix it, but, it will always be broken...

  • Saepio
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    Nope, just read the patch notes - Nerfmire is spot on.
  • Wizhunter
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    WE WERE WARNED. 3.5 years ago.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks8_KGHqmO4&feature=youtu.be
    4:27 - "Get ready for Murkmire"
    This video about ESO's history and design still gets me to this day.
    The joke's on us.

    EDIT: Nerfmire*

    Also, for 4:17, Sorc*
    There. The video's context is now completely up to date.

    Enjoy.

    Funniest thing I have seen in a good while, still laffing lol

    Wiz
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