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Cyrodilic Collections wants your Dad Jokes!

AoEnwyr
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In the spirit of the Murkmire Prologue quest, (Salty Meat), share your best punny "Dad" joke here!
Edited by AoEnwyr on October 14, 2018 10:59AM
  • SugaComa
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    Out IT departments have issues a statement requesting people no longer use "beef stew" as thier password

    It's not stroganoff
  • AoEnwyr
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    SugaComa wrote: »
    Out IT departments have issues a statement requesting people no longer use "beef stew" as thier password

    It's not stroganoff

    Nice, made my husband laugh so clearly good quality material!
  • MJallday
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    i found a snake in craglorn that was approximately 3.14 meters long

    it was a Pi-thon.

  • Fishoscandi
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    what's brown and sticky?

    a staff...
    Fishoscandi - Orc NB
    Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
    Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc

    EU PC

  • menathradiel
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    Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
    Tank Girl
  • Galaen_Frost
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    What did the farmer say when he lost his plow?
    Where's my plow?
    Wandering the lands of Tamriel, waiting for the hammer to drop.
  • Rake
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    Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.
  • Sheezabeast
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    Q: How many apples grow on a tree?

    A: All of them!
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Q: How many apples grow on a tree?

    A: All of them!

    Clearly, you have never been to a Mac store. ;)
    #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works
    How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
  • Ostacia
    Ostacia
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interr-
    MOOOOOOO!
    PC/ NA
    Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow. -- William Blake
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