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‘Smashed’ Mode
Carl-lan
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I have an solution that will solve most of my problems.
There needs to be an option that comes with the drunk personality, called ‘smashed mode’.
When you enable smashed mode, your controlling becomes extremely laggy and unresponsive, and just really weird... because you’re smashed.
Not only would this be extremely hilarious for all involved, it would also mean we wouldn’t need to implement a hard mode.
Because you could play smashed. And that would be pretty hard.
And also if you finish VMA smashed you get to choose your weapon. I’d choose the bow.
I really want the bow.
There we go. 3 problems solved instantly.
And if you’re one of those people like ‘I don’t endorse alcohol and gambling’, let me remind you that you’re playing ESO. You can literally murder someone and get away with it by paying the guard 92 gold.
Do you value an innocent civilians life at such a ridiculously low value? What kind of bribe is this. That’s not even that much money. Shame on you.
There needs to be an option that comes with the drunk personality, called ‘smashed mode’.
When you enable smashed mode, your controlling becomes extremely laggy and unresponsive, and just really weird... because you’re smashed.
Not only would this be extremely hilarious for all involved, it would also mean we wouldn’t need to implement a hard mode.
Because you could play smashed. And that would be pretty hard.
And also if you finish VMA smashed you get to choose your weapon. I’d choose the bow.
I really want the bow.
There we go. 3 problems solved instantly.
And if you’re one of those people like ‘I don’t endorse alcohol and gambling’, let me remind you that you’re playing ESO. You can literally murder someone and get away with it by paying the guard 92 gold.
Do you value an innocent civilians life at such a ridiculously low value? What kind of bribe is this. That’s not even that much money. Shame on you.
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OGLezard✭✭✭✭✭
✭Get extremely drunk (if you are old enough) and try to play eso. You wont even notice the lag in pvp trust me! Me and some buddies did that once and let me tell you, one of the best times I have had in eso since eso on pc launched lol it was that much fun.4 -
Taleof2Cities✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭‘I don’t endorse alcohol, gambling, or players devising new shortcuts on vMA rewards ... after I already did the gameplay to earn my vMA bow.’
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D0PAMINE✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Im too chatty when I drink and play. I literally don't shut the f*** up. I pestor my friends by sending them "Rewards of the Worthy!" too, just ask @Aliyavana lolEdited by D0PAMINE on October 13, 2018 11:53PM0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Only if you get disconnected when you black out
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1 -
Carl-lan✭✭✭✭starkerealm wrote: »Pretty sure you can already play while completely wasted.
Nah.
It’s against the T’s and C’s.
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Carl-lan✭✭✭✭Sheezabeast wrote: »Only if you get disconnected when you black out
Thus reducing the amount of load on the server and elminiating my high ping.
Brilliant.0 -
Judas Helviaryn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Just upload a video to Google drive, and try to play while it's running.
Same effect, and pretty close to satellite on a very good day if you have basic cable like me.Edited by Judas Helviaryn on October 14, 2018 1:52AM0 -
Androconium✭✭✭✭✭
✭I have an solution that will solve most of my problems.
There needs to be an option that comes with the drunk personality, called ‘smashed mode’.
When you enable smashed mode, your controlling becomes extremely laggy and unresponsive, and just really weird... because you’re smashed.
Not only would this be extremely hilarious for all involved, it would also mean we wouldn’t need to implement a hard mode.
Because you could play smashed. And that would be pretty hard.
And also if you finish VMA smashed you get to choose your weapon. I’d choose the bow.
I really want the bow.
There we go. 3 problems solved instantly.
And if you’re one of those people like ‘I don’t endorse alcohol and gambling’, let me remind you that you’re playing ESO. You can literally murder someone and get away with it by paying the guard 92 gold.
Do you value an innocent civilians life at such a ridiculously low value? What kind of bribe is this. That’s not even that much money. Shame on you.
IIRC, This used to be a side-effect of using skooma and other drinks in TESIII Morrowind.0 -
Runs✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭No death on Smashed mode also grants title: Elegantly WastedRuns| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
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SHADOW2KK✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Ferrofluid wrote: »
Lol was gonna say thatOnce I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.
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