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Pointless and deep thoughts
AbysmalGhul
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When I use my gold to travel instead of using a way-shrine, where does that money go?
When I travel to a guild mate's location, do they come pick me up or just call me and give me the directions to where they're at?
They have chickens and cows in-game, but yet, they don't offer eggs or milk as provisioning ingredients....
Where did all of the children, kittens, and puppies go? Are they born fully grown?
When assisting an NPC who didn't lift a finger in becoming the rightful heir, completing a ritual, becoming a sacred position holder , or saving their kingdom....didn't I technically earn the sacred right in becoming king/queen or sacred position/title holder?
Do boat swains like sitting around the docks all day waiting to give free rides across miles of oceans?
Do you think NPC's secretly resent you for killing their family members?
Why does the Banished Cells feel like a Monty Python parody?
When earning the VMOL , Cradle, or Falkreath skin, did you just join a gang?
*sighs* Deep and pointless thoughts....
When I travel to a guild mate's location, do they come pick me up or just call me and give me the directions to where they're at?
They have chickens and cows in-game, but yet, they don't offer eggs or milk as provisioning ingredients....
Where did all of the children, kittens, and puppies go? Are they born fully grown?
When assisting an NPC who didn't lift a finger in becoming the rightful heir, completing a ritual, becoming a sacred position holder , or saving their kingdom....didn't I technically earn the sacred right in becoming king/queen or sacred position/title holder?
Do boat swains like sitting around the docks all day waiting to give free rides across miles of oceans?
Do you think NPC's secretly resent you for killing their family members?
Why does the Banished Cells feel like a Monty Python parody?
When earning the VMOL , Cradle, or Falkreath skin, did you just join a gang?
*sighs* Deep and pointless thoughts....
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✭✭Hippie4927 wrote: »There are, also, pigs in the game. Why is there no bacon?
Agreed, this is heretical beyond belief, bacon is love.Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.
Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..
Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014
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LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
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LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
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Been playing since Beta and Early Access9 -
Glurin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭If you get a sharpened staff, doesn't that make it a spear?"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."50 -
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✭✭✭✭✭AbysmalGhul wrote: »Where did all of the children, kittens, and puppies go? Are they born fully grown?
We have kitten, wolf pups and small gryphons. Still many questions, though...PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
Houses: all sets crafting hub at Rosewine Retreat inn room, Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
Wishlist: character slots, minstrel personality, molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.4 -
Siohwenoeht✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Where are the kids???"It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time saying anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to." - Treebeard3 -
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✭✭✭Whenever I sit and think to myself.. Wow, I'm deep, I eventually realize.. I'm just shallow.
*shrug*Edited by Judas Helviaryn on August 26, 2018 4:21AM10 -
swippy✭✭✭✭✭Siohwenoeht wrote: »Where are the kids???
there used to be children in the game. @VaranisArano 's 2nd character murdered all of them.
we... we try not to think about it too much.10 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Siohwenoeht wrote: »Where are the kids???
there used to be children in the game. @VaranisArano 's 2nd character murdered all of them.
we... we try not to think about it too much.
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✭✭✭✭✭Question 1: the gold goes to fund the Mages Guild research and expedition projects.
2: they give you their coordinates and you travel to them.
3: the cows are sacred, all the cheese in all the provisions are made from Mammoth milk or goat’s milk. The chickens are also sacred, all the eggs are kwama eggs or... well, I can’t tell you what’s in the eggs from Wrothgar.
4: I ask myself this question all the time. They even have cradles as furnishing! Every once in a while someone will point this out, that there are no children, and the thread gets quickly derailed and closed. But I’ll have you know, in Grahtwood you come across a child voice actor and you get to save him from an afterlife of parental abuse.........AbysmalGhul wrote: »When I use my gold to travel instead of using a way-shrine, where does that money go?
When I travel to a guild mate's location, do they come pick me up or just call me and give me the directions to where they're at?
They have chickens and cows in-game, but yet, they don't offer eggs or milk as provisioning ingredients....
Where did all of the children, kittens, and puppies go? Are they born fully grown?
When assisting an NPC who didn't lift a finger in becoming the rightful heir, completing a ritual, becoming a sacred position holder , or saving their kingdom....didn't I technically earn the sacred right in becoming king/queen or sacred position/title holder?
Do boat swains like sitting around the docks all day waiting to give free rides across miles of oceans?
Do you think NPC's secretly resent you for killing their family members?
Why does the Banished Cells feel like a Monty Python parody?
When earning the VMOL , Cradle, or Falkreath skin, did you just join a gang?
*sighs* Deep and pointless thoughts....
Edited by max_only on August 26, 2018 4:59AM#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom5 -
max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭where are cucumbers?
Why are cucumbers?
(Insert philosraptor meme with a clannfear instead)#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Is Maiq the Liar the most honest NPC?Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!10 -
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✭Hippie4927 wrote: »There are, also, pigs in the game. Why is there no bacon?
Agreed, this is heretical beyond belief, bacon is love.
Bacon is life2 -
LMar✭✭✭✭✭
✭There's small mummified bodies in the Eastmarch public dungeon
However, games strive to show the epic and not the mundane xD
Also most baby creatures are pets!"If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
"Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Siohwenoeht wrote: »Where are the kids???
there used to be children in the game. @VaranisArano 's 2nd character murdered all of them.
we... we try not to think about it too much.
Haha! @swippy that sounds exactly like something my Silencer would do.
It was so awful I've clearly blocked it from my own memory
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✭✭Why can you find lit candles and oil lamps in dungeons no mortal entered for a couple of centuries?
Why are edible provision ingredients there too?
Could all the fatalities in Cyro have been prevented by sending only town guards there?
Why are some critters in trials nobody cares about but the Undaunted stronger than Molag Bal?
Why can't you bribe a town guard to assist you in these fights?
And why are town guards stronger than daedric princes?
There are moon sugar farms ingame. Where is the moon sugar?10 -
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✭✭Why are there no out houses or bathrooms in the game so no NPC take a dump I guessEdited by RebornV3x on August 26, 2018 2:07PMXbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.0 -
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✭✭When i go to a Vampire Den and pick up some pork or venison from their tables is it really pork and venison?
Why is every thousand year old dungeon stocked with fresh lemons.
Why is every weapon and armor i find that was not on enemies worth nothing..Edited by DanteYoda on August 26, 2018 2:16PM4 -
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✭✭Well, the pork in the Forgotten Crypts is no pork. Its Dunmer.
The pork you get from that Xivilai trader should be Imperial.
The rest of it seems to be *mixed meat*.
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✭✭✭✭✭Why did Moon Sugar get taken away as an ingredient?
Did all the Moon Sugar disappear? I see your plantations, Khajiit! Gimme some darn Moon Sugar!Sweetrolls for all!
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Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!6 -
LMar✭✭✭✭✭
✭Why did Moon Sugar get taken away as an ingredient?
Did all the Moon Sugar disappear? I see your plantations, Khajiit! Gimme some darn Moon Sugar!
Back then i saw a Khajiit npc rifle through some barrels. I opened the barrels and they had... moon sugar in them. I was chuffed. Now we get moon sugar syrup in a recipe thar requires bananas and "seasoning"
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"If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
"Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"3 -
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✭✭✭Where does your horse come from, and where does it go?✨🐦✨ Blackfeather Court Commission ✨🐦✨8
