I just love these. Someone at ZOS has my wacky sense of humor. I'm really shocked there hasn't been a post about these previously; or at least I haven't seen one.

The new death recaps in Cyrodiil and Imperial City are absolutely wonderful. Here is a small sample of the ones I've received over the past few days:

1. Have you tried PVE?
2. Impen is important. So is being good.
3. Are you even really trying?

I can't wait to see them all. Share the ones you've found humorous. As a point of reference, these are generally the first text line item in your death recap; followed by the typically vague and useless help that are programmed into the game.

There is a simple reason why these are so fantastic - it's a stinkin' game! We're all here for the same reason - to have fun. There are lots of ways to have fun; none of them are wrong. If you aren't having fun then undoubtedly you'll go spend your time in other places.

Thank you to whichever person at ZOS had the courage to get these added into the death recaps. Please keep the little things like this coming into the game. It matters. Just keepin' it real, folks.


BTW, if I'm the only one getting these comments from ZOS and I really am that bad... then just forget I said anything. Oh look, is that a squirrel?

Ray