But, think of the smell. :P

That's not a horker, THAT'S MY WIFE!!!

.....I read the word horker and couldn't resist.

chazisop wrote: »

Hey, could we have a baby horker non-combat pet. They look really cute in Wrothgar.

Thats a good plan son of horker!
everything that can be associate with orcs is cute enough and deserve a chance to use it.

Yes! And a horker mount to go with it, that would be insanely funny

No, but only because it would look ridiculously unrealistic to suddenly have them be one of the fastest creatures in Tamriel when you're running by on your mount at max speed.

Hey all! I finally pop here to celebrate 2 years on TESO - so this is my 1st post. Well, ty to all people that played and fought with me so far, this game is great! And now I let Bessa explain why it's vital we get a baby-horker pet, she'll tell you that better than me...

Bessa: SO ZENI - WE NEED A BABY HORKER PET! WE NEED IT. I D LIKE A BABY SEAL TOO SO THAT THEY CAN PLAY TOGETHER ON MY ISLAND WHEN I AM ON MISSION... like, imagine them rolling on their backs below the sun of my great topal hideway, can anything be cu-ter than that?? Is that not the reason we play this game in first place?? Please tell me so! Besides, it will be a great way to celebrate the end of the Orclands anniversary - turning the light on an emblematic, endemic, underexploited creature we all love. I DESERVE A BABY HORKER AND A BABY SEAL AND CHUBBY LOONS TOO I DESERVE IT

TY IN ADVANCE FOR MAKING IT HAPPENS

ps: TY to the catjit and all the adventurers that kept their pledge to the daughter of the Orcs and commented on this topic, you ARE GREAT! TRINIMAC BLESS YOU

Looking quick at the number of stars of people here and their comments, it's fun how it feels like a high reputation sounds to be inversely proportional to creativity. I am not really surprised, as the more you are lacking imagination (or the will to share it) the more likely you are to make tasteless statements that the first chub loon will be able to understand... and agree with. This sounds to be a common feature in our XXIth century societies, regardless of the matter.

Well, I gonna discuss this further with Sheogorath though, and let you in peace... For now, let come back to this comment:

SydneyGrey wrote: »

No, but only because it would look ridiculously unrealistic to suddenly have them be one of the fastest creatures in Tamriel when you're running by on your mount at max speed.

Seriously? But, but, imagine it crawling and wiggling - struggling to follow your character... or rolling on his back like real horkers do. Would such cuteness level not be much more important than freaking realism?

Well, let me bring 4 counter-arguments, to show you our baby-horker non-combat pet is the future:

A. Visually, any mounts or pet looks imo unrealistically fast when sprinting with speed buff. No one cares.

B. Most players want/pay for fun, challenging adventures, nice-looking skins... As far as i know, realism is (fortunately) not the 1st priority in a MMORPG where we literally spend our time killing everything around...

C. Even then, if you are really picky you can inactivate the pet while riding. The role-player in you shall pretend then that the baby pet was carefully installed inside one of the bags flanking your mount - in a pure respect of the physical lows.

D. WE WANT A BABY HORKER PET, AND A BABY SEAL TOO AND CHUB LOONS BACK!!!

Cheers o/
Naya

ahah good one

Nayawin14 wrote: »

Hey all! I finally pop here to celebrate 2 years on TESO - so this is my 1st post. Well, ty to all people that played and fought with me so far, this game is great!

I tried to say it in game too, via diverse chats,

...

But I saw No one saying 'Gratz for the 2 years' or 'it was a pleasure to play with you' or 'we didn't met yet but i am looking forward to it', or even 'Eiza Lluvia was the greatest empress of all time', 'Bessa is too cute to be real' or 'We love you Naya!!'?????

What a world we live in!!

I think the idle animation should be like the creature in closet in the Movie "Evolution" where it was all coy and sweet. At first.

Nestor wrote: »

I think the idle animation should be like the creature in closet in the Movie "Evolution" where it was all coy and sweet. At first.

AHAH - Googled it ('movie + evolution'), was not disappointed... Am sure Bessa will like it and approves too!

DorianDragonRaze wrote: »

And you will no longer need to train your mount for speed, or even no need a mount at all, because you don't want to wait for ages when your horker pet will crawl to you :-D

Right, fair enough.

Well, the good point guys is that the only argument so far from people that don't want the baby-horker pet can be sum up as 'too slow, you'd take ages looking at him crawl or it will be unrealistically fast' (Well, some guy mention the smell, but honestly this was unfair...).

I think that, as i demonstrated earlier, this argument is not enough to prevent us from getting the baby seals and horkers delivered in good time, so i'll go sleep with a light heart

ThoraldGM wrote: »

I have a pocket mammoth. Why wouldn't I want a pocket horker? I'd take full size of both too. *Waves stacks of cash at ZoS*

Bessa: But Thorald?! I want a baby horker

I don't know why, but I have a very good feeling we will very soon be cuddling our new baby-seal and baby-horker pet.

Join the discussion: Any comments welcome!!

No thanks. Couldn't pay me to take one.