What would you name your weapons/shield?

Chrysa1is · July 2018

If you could name your weapons that your character uses, whatever they are: sword and shield, bow, a fire destruction staff, greatsword or a pair of daggers. What would you name them? Perhaps add why?

DenMoria · July 2018

I've actually named my S&B in other games "Bell and Clapper".

Ragged_Claw · July 2018

Mr Stabby, Ms Blocky, Mr Slicey, Mr and Mrs Pointy, Miss Firey, Mr Healy and Monsier Zap. And I'm only half kidding, I always gave my weapons dumb names in other ES games lol.

Tryxus · July 2018

All my weapons are called "Blood Orgee"

blacksghost · July 2018

Lightening staff. Zappy
Healing staff Mendystick

ghastley · July 2018

Never name anything you'd happily replace with a better one.

DenMoria · July 2018

ghastley wrote: »

Never name anything you'd happily replace with a better one.

That's the exact reason I don't give nick-names to my "significant" others. Like tissue they are.

blacksghost · July 2018

DenMoria wrote: »

ghastley wrote: »

Never name anything you'd happily replace with a better one.

That's the exact reason I don't give nick-names to my "significant" others. Like tissue they are.

Doesn’t that make them insignificant others by default

Yellow_Monolith · July 2018

I'd call the shield The best defense

DenMoria · July 2018

Cactus316000 wrote: »

I'd call the shield The best defense

Ah... references...

Gilvoth · July 2018

the Wrath of the Paleologist!

KeiruNicrom · July 2018

I would name my shield Sword and my sword Shield. Perfection

max_only · July 2018

Firefly would be nice for a flame enchanted bow.
Popsicle or Icicle for a frost staff I’d never use
One of the few things I miss from Tera is my lance and shield so I’d probably name my SnB setup Lancelot.
Acetaminophen for a heal staff.

But the best/worst is every Nord would name their hammer/mace “Mjolnir”