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You're giving a free pass to KILL ANY NPC
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Mystrius_Archaion✭✭✭✭✭
✭I accept the quest from Stuga, and kill Pacrooti.
Me to Pacrooti: "I know what you're thinking 'Did he buy six crates or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is the Psijic Vault Crown Crate Season, the most diluted expensive season yet, and would severely upset me with my giant axe if I didn't get my purple Psijic Spectral Steed, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?" (paraphrasing Dirty Harry)
"Pacrooti! You got some esplainin' to do!" (paraphrasing Ricky Ricardo)1 -
Mystrius_Archaion✭✭✭✭✭
✭Any NPC that says "You let that woman murder that doctor in Phaer didn't you?!" or "How could you let that alchemist in Phaer live?! He was a monster!" because they are both too common and the first one is both too knowledgeable of the situation and yet somehow missed the fact that the "doctor" wasn't a doctor and was feeding people to his vampire son.
Also, why do guards keep saying "Lady Estre was our true queen! Damn you for killing her!" when they are guards?! The Veiled Heritance are the invincible law-keepers? That just does not make sense at all for them to ever say that dialog.
The opposite dialog is perfect for them though, which is "Estre was a traitor and deserved to be put down!".2 -
Mystrius_Archaion✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Halt! I was sent for you!" /StabbityStabStab
"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?!" /StabbityStabStab
Now, the more pertinent question is which NPC would I not allow to die and would want to continually torture? Narsis Dren /ZapZap
I loved deliberately triggering the wrong button in that tomb when he was trapped. I wish that was where he ended up in the end so I could keep going back there to zap him and still finish the quest.Edited by Mystrius_Archaion on July 20, 2018 3:27AM1 -
Keileon✭✭Considering I like some of the characters mentioned so far (Pacrooti is great I swear, especially as a hireling) I've gotta say that *** flutist in the Withered Tree Tavern in Riften. Shut up already.
Either that or whoever I didn't already pick out of Lyris and Sai Sahan. I hate both of them.PC NA | @ KudaKeileon | ESO+ | CP 600+
Ilus-Lei Xerseus - L50 | Argonian Male | Stamina Nightblade (DPS) | Werewolf | Crafter | Pathological murderer || Caligan Casareeth - L50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Sorcerer (Healer) | Vampire | Worships Daedra
Team Space Bat - L50 | Khajiit Male | Stamina Nightblade (DPS) | Werewolf | "Khajiit is trying." || Dances-Like-Stripper - L50 | Argonian Male | Balanced Warden (Tank) | Literally just does not care
Heals-You-Idiots - L50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Nightblade (Healer) | Jerk || Pleb Imperial - Sub-50 | Imperial Female | Balanced Dragonknight (Tank) | Probably blackmailed and/or kidnapped
Arynea Skycrowne - L50 | Bosmer Female | Stamina Sorcerer (DPS) | Way too happy for her own good || Careodry - Sub-50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Sorcerer (DPS) | OC insert
Sylliriht - Sub-50 | Dunmer Female | Magicka Warden (DPS) | Vampire | Actually a Maormer || Marks-The-Grave - Sub-50 | Argonian Male | Magicka Necromancer (DPS? Healer? ???) | An actual zombie
Swallows-Own-Tail - Sub-50 | Argonian Female | Magicka Templar (Healer) | Ouroboros || Orcish Obesity - Sub-50 | Orc Male | Necromancer | Meme
hi so I actually love crown crates
GIVE LILMOTHIIT RACE0 -
SydneyGrey✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭That guy who follows you in Riften. I think he says "I was sent for you." You know the one.
He has NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE.
Seriously ZOS, please confine this stalker to a bench in the middle of the city, or something.1
