What is YOUR argonian named?

Pixel_Zealot · June 2018

Heals-like-Jagger
Sir-tanks-alot

Dwalgrimnar · June 2018

My argonian created in the beta. I knew that my first character would be a complete joke, with me knowing nothing about the game so... the name was pretty obvious.

My newly created tank. He's got a... condition, don't be mean to him.

And my mostly PvP dragonknight. Funnily enough, she can handle herself in a fight.

Aebaradath · June 2018

Well, it was Faps-In-Shadows but ZOS went all 'Nooooooo', and forced me to change it.

So now it's Pops-My-Synergy

Aelorin · June 2018

I have a warden healer: Invokes-Many-Spirits

And a warden frost tank: Xar-Thul

Asardes · June 2018

Plays-with-Sunray (a reference to Radiant Oppression since he's a Templar).

But if it were up to my Magicka DK she would have been named something like:

Picks-much-Saltrice
Disobeys-his-Masters
Gets-whipped-often
Hisses-in-Shackles
Dries-in-the-Sun
Hatching-sold-Far
Bought-at-a-Discount

You know, it's a Dark Elf cultural thing. Heritage, not hate

darkstar2084 · June 2018

One-eyed-willy
Giz-mo-Gearz

Aeslief · June 2018

Drowns-Her-Sorrows

She grew up around Nords and ‘absorbed’ a lot of their culture, among other things.

alsuran · June 2018

Swims-Like-Dog

EvilCroc · June 2018

Uwa-Shei shadowscale assasin NB and Whispers-to-Reeds poisonous stam DK

DahliaNightshade · June 2018

I only have one, she's a magicka Warden and her name is: Peers-To-Peers

Grymmoire · June 2018

Cries-Crocodile-Tears

She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed

Kl'ram · June 2018

I'm an altoholic.
My most played argonian is Laughs-at-Dreams an ex-blazing shield templar (under reconstruction), The least played is
Does-not-Compute who was a mule back in the days, and the one that showed me that magnb is everything, is Left-no-Trace healer in pve and healer-coward in pvp.

Blood_again · June 2018

Has-Aunt-Dragoness

rootimus · June 2018

I'm a terrible healer, so my Argonians are:
Heals-Your-Feels (EU)
Heals-You-Bigly (NA)

Hamish999 · June 2018

My Argonian warden tank is called Stands-In-Stoopid.

Lonestryder · June 2018

Tannin-Zero

There’s no confusing this guy’s intentions.

Vrienda · June 2018

'House Dres Slave'

He was my bank alt.

HairyFairy · June 2018

All of my toons relate to Hairy Fairy.

Therefor my first sorcerer, and first argonian is named:

Your a Lizard Hairy

profundidob16_ESO · June 2018

"swims olympics"

Puzzlenuts · June 2018

Poops-on-Tail

HJSmith24 · June 2018

Lizard - that - Heals

Vietfox · June 2018

Heals-on-Wheels

Bashes-Gently (tank)

Starlight_Knight · June 2018

A-Reptile-Dysfunction

tspecherb14_ESO · June 2018

Seeks-No-Mercy (DK/tank)

DamenAJ · June 2018

I have a hard time keeping my characters, I delete them too often... I had one named:

Lies-For-Coin

lazerlaz · June 2018

Snipes-from-cloak and Sticky-Icky

Kuramas9tails · June 2018

Not mine but I saw one that was:

Heals-for-Harambe

satanio · June 2018

Chupa-Cabras

Aurielle · June 2018

As an addendum, I wanted to call my healer Cannot-Heal-Stupid, but it was taken. :’(

RaddlemanNumber7 · June 2018

My argonian poison knight has a Jel name "Lei-!Xsa-Thux", but she won't tell me what it means and I haven't managed to work it out yet. It seems to be something unpronounceable involving hissing/spitting snakes, but what do I know.

It would be a great help when trying to invent/decipher argonian names if ZOS were to provide us with a copy of their Jel lexicon. I'm sure they must have one. I'm also sure there must be many characters with amusing Jel names already in the game. I wish they'd let us share in the fun