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The Biggest Tools in Tamriel?
Defeatist
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For those who enjoy questing and have enjoyed the variety of personality showcased in ESO NPCs I have a question for you: Which NPC characters do you think are the biggest tools in Tamriel?
Mine -- either Pacrooti or that chick in Craglorn who pops in and out of existence shouting, "THANK THE STARS, I DIDN'T THINK I'D FIND ANYONE ELSE OUT HERE." over and over as you run in and out of her spawn radius.
Mine -- either Pacrooti or that chick in Craglorn who pops in and out of existence shouting, "THANK THE STARS, I DIDN'T THINK I'D FIND ANYONE ELSE OUT HERE." over and over as you run in and out of her spawn radius.
"Even the ducks here are ugly." - Unidentified Wrothgar Patron
#ChubloonLife
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Kuwhar✭✭✭✭That NPC in Port Hunding that complains about nothing new ever happening and wishing a ship would arive.
Im throwing your complaining ass in the brig sister1 -
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Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster7 -
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✭I have a favourite at the moment; the guy(s) who when you least expect it, like at the end boss in Wayrest Sewers, go "You´re the one who defeated Alexandra Conele and retrieved the Coral Heart".
Oh and that guy in Ebonheart who runs after you, shouting, teleports and keeps running after you... etc etc.
We need a larger quest log.Edited by MaleAmazon on June 2, 2018 9:58PM1 -
SosRuvaak✭✭✭✭✭"IM TAKING MY SHIRT OFF!"
dooo iiit!!!!!!! u wont!
really i wish she would be quiet for a bit.For the Pact!
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✭✭✭✭✭The Prophet.
Seriously, he lets me finish a quest for him at the Harborage, ride away, make it just to the gates of Davon's Watch, then pops up with: "Vestige! Return to the Harborage at once. We must speak."
I was just there!!!20 -
Raraaku✭✭✭✭Vanus Galerion
"Don't worry guys, I totally got this, I'm probably already done and enjoying a nice refreshing drink. How do I know? Because I'm the greatest mage to ever live, I'm practically a god, so there's no reason to save me...."Back from a much needed break. || I like having too many projects and working on them all at once.
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Sir Leopold Stotch: DC || Breton || Magicka Templar || Tank || Level: 445
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Björn Shadow-Walker: EP || Nord || Stamina Nightblade || Tank || Level: 15
Tiberius Valerion: AD || Imperial || Stamina Warden || Tank || Level: 15
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✭✭It's a really close call between vAnus Galerion, Rigurt the Brash and Stibbons&Laurent.Edited by Leandor on June 2, 2018 11:32PM0 -
AndyMac✭✭✭✭✭- deletedEdited by AndyMac on June 3, 2018 12:44AMAndymac - Magicka DK - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror0 -
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I second this so bad. Trying out new toons is a pain just because the moment I step in a out : she's THERE. dicbsjxixbsbsjdkcb drives me maaaadstarkerealm wrote: »DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!?
PC/EU - PVE 2H stam orc petsorc (meta, what meta?) ww - terrible dps - mediocre player - fun times - free ww bites to whomever asks so don't be shy if interested1 -
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I second this so bad. Trying out new toons is a pain just because the moment I step in a out : she's THERE. dicbsjxixbsbsjdkcb drives me maaaadstarkerealm wrote: »DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!?
There for like a week, she was consistently trapping me in the woodworking and alchemy station in Daggerfall. HOW DID SHE KNOW!?2 -
Defeatist✭✭✭It's a really close call between vAnus Galerion, Rigurt the Brash and Stibbons&Laurent.
Yes. Vanus definitely takes the cup for biggest tool thus far. OH ALSO that guy in Elden Root, the one by the wayshrine, "EXCUSE ME, IS IT REALLY AT THE TOP"."Even the ducks here are ugly." - Unidentified Wrothgar Patron#ChubloonLife1 -
RubyWarfare✭✭✭Lady Laurent. She abuses Stibbons and no matter what choice you make, she always comes out smelling like a rose.2 -
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Note that you could banish that guy by having him following you trough an oblivion portal, ask him to wait and then take the stone terminating the instance.Inhuman003 wrote: »
So it feels like this when you're chased down in ESO by a quest …
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.2 -
RedRook✭✭✭✭Hold! I was sent for you!
Go. Away.
I've ignored the Mysterious Stranger a couple of times when she wants to invite me to have my soul stolen, and she chilled nearby feeding chickens or something. Much better. I'll get to you eventually!2 -
necr0o✭✭✭'Do you know the old saying? Neither a Borrower or a lender be. Rubbish. Without borrowers or lenders how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything?'0 -
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"Don't worry guys, I totally got this, I'm probably already done and enjoying a nice refreshing drink. How do I know? Because I'm the greatest mage to ever live, I'm practically a god, so there's no reason to save me...."
Agree...
They really emphasized the last four letters of his first name when they made his personality.Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
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At Writs End - A place to complete master writs0 -
Digielf✭✭✭Outside of the Daedric Princes almost noone else is memorable in the Elder Scrolls games lolOld TESO Player1 -
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Haha, Stibbons is a tool by a different definition of the word."Even the ducks here are ugly." - Unidentified Wrothgar Patron#ChubloonLife1 -
AuldWolf✭✭✭✭✭The Telvanni, invariably. Minor annoyances is nothing compared to actually seeing people in cages, suffering. For the first time in ESO I felt I wanted to say "Sod the quests!" and go on a killing spree in order to free the slaves. Just like I had done in TES III. Since I couldn't do that (free the slaves), of course, it was the first time in ESO I'd felt really restricted. It's why I never bother with the Telvanni areas of Morrowind any more. I only really went there for the Magister personality and that's about it. I avoid that place like the plague.
So, yes, the biggest tools are the Telvanni, hands down. If you haven't been to the Telvanni areas of Vvardenfell yet? Go see for yourself. It's... pretty awful. I'm frankly amazed they don't have a Twin Lamps questline with how nauseatingly grotesque that whole macabre scene is.
Twin Lamps DLC, pls ZOS.1
