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Why there is no toilet in Tamriel?
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VilniusNastavnik✭✭✭✭✭Did someone say toilet?
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Exeter411✭✭✭Lunatic_Dizzy wrote: »You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.
If they do, then I understand why the Daedra feel the way they do about humans. Constantly having piles of crap dumped on you by creatures in another dimension would make anyone homicidal.7 -
Ximinetto✭✭✭In the vein that people somehow think jumping should cost stamina, we can go the realism route here too.
Characters will have the “major need” debuff applied if they didn’t visit a toilet in the last 4 hours, reducing damage, healing and blocking by 50%.
Crown Store exclusive toilet furnishings for your own home, extending the time to 8 hours. Crown crates have radiant apex toilets, extending the time to 24 hours.
On the world toilet day, all toilet furnishings are 30% cheaper. Wouldn’t that be awesome.
Very nice xD
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TheNuminous1✭✭✭✭✭
✭As I've never seen anyone urinating in ESO, unlike in Age of Conan, or defecating, I assume they have no need for such things. I dread to think of the additional possibilities for role-players if there were toilets, however.
There are actually some NPC's in Hew's Bane (females) who urinate against the wall like a man
Dont take a screenshot of them and post it here though because for some odd reason it's a bannable offence, don't ask me why oO
So You can be banned by posting a picture of something thats In The Game. WTFondue.
that is insane. I cant even. This game has mass murder Bags and Sacks of flesh sewn together. Dieties of torture sex and all around evil. Theft. Lies. Torture.
But if you post a picture of an npc peeing you get banned.
honestly Im more offended at the torture luxury vendor stuff or those ghastly Briarheart trees. then of someone doing what nature demands.
really why is death and torture more acceptable then something Billions of people all do.
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NordSwordnBoard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I just want to know which side of the house people will be "dumping" out their pots, commodious sewers or not.
Bear mounts, nix-ox, pocket mammoths, regular mammoths and giants? Maybe we should just stop right now, before we get into the farting.Fear is the Mindkiller0 -
RaddlemanNumber7✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭You want to pay ZOS real money to do the necessary development work for you to use an in-game toilet simulator? The mind boggles.PC EU0 -
redspecter23✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭We live in a world full of magic with people that are incapable of removing their undergarments. I think the answer is obvious. Mini teleportation portals installed in all underwear. Where do they lead to? I don't know, but it's probably not a happy place to visit.3 -
myrakristaSoul ShrivenTheNuminous1 wrote: »As I've never seen anyone urinating in ESO, unlike in Age of Conan, or defecating, I assume they have no need for such things. I dread to think of the additional possibilities for role-players if there were toilets, however.
There are actually some NPC's in Hew's Bane (females) who urinate against the wall like a man
Dont take a screenshot of them and post it here though because for some odd reason it's a bannable offence, don't ask me why oO
So You can be banned by posting a picture of something thats In The Game. WTFondue.
that is insane. I cant even. This game has mass murder Bags and Sacks of flesh sewn together. Dieties of torture sex and all around evil. Theft. Lies. Torture.
But if you post a picture of an npc peeing you get banned.
honestly Im more offended at the torture luxury vendor stuff or those ghastly Briarheart trees. then of someone doing what nature demands.
really why is death and torture more acceptable then something Billions of people all do.
You're not from the US I am assume? It's Because AMURIKA. I think it is stupid too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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ADarklore✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Wasn't it the devs who said that this is the reason there are so many URNS around.CP: 2078 ** ESO+ 2025 Content Pass ** ~~ ***** Strictly a solo PvE quester *****
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Serjustin19✭✭✭✭✭No toilet in Cyrodill? Open wilderness Cyrodill is. Who needs murder holes, with flaming oil. When you use murder oil for bathroom instead? But I thought there was such thing as chamber pots though...Formerly Serjustin19, Save for Forum Of Course.... Fiery_Darkness (PC NA) currently.0 -
Feanor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Serjustin19 wrote: »No toilet in Cyrodill? Open wilderness Cyrodill is. Who needs murder holes, with flaming oil. When you use murder oil for bathroom instead? But I thought there was such thing as chamber pots though...
Ah. So that’s why Reds and Blues are always fighting over Chalman. It’s the only keep with a loo.
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✭✭✭✭✭VilniusNastavnik wrote: »Did someone say toilet?
Khajiit found the same bathroom appliances in Test Tamriel yes ...
Bathroom in the Alinor Townhouse
Yours with washed paws
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ghastley✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭This is a world with magic. One of the first things it would get applied to is sanitation. Our mechanical solutions would not be the same as theirs.0 -
yiasemi✭✭✭✭I'm old enough to remember my grandma's chamber pot (she was born in 1907) even though she had one of those incredible Armitage Shanks with an enormous overhead tank that flushed like a tsunami through the copper pipes. She'd rather squat in the pot in the 70's in the middle of the night. I realised her perspective on my first visit to India, and the time in Colombia I was sleeping in the guest house with ravenous guard dogs stopping me from visiting the outside lav at night. Bloody great sleep though, and lovely dogs by day. My family's house had an outside lav until the Wilson government (74) and so in winter, a chamber pot would have been a welcome, but my mum gave me a hammer to break the ice.
Edited by yiasemi on May 11, 2018 1:43PM0 -
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✭They disappeared with the kids. Good riddance.Your friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady of ESO
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Minno✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lunatic_Dizzy wrote: »You know, now that you mention that, I really don't remember seeing bathrooms in Skyrim. Like, not even outhouses. Maybe they use magic and teleport it...there's just mountains of poop and rivers of pee in a pocket of Oblivion somewhere.
that's why the "water" is blue in coldharbor. It's actually a deodorizer, which turns green when there's too much stuff Minno - DC - Forum-plar Extraordinaire
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Who knows?Why there is no toilet in Tamriel?
The guards are investigating, but... they have nothing to go on!
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On a more serious note... yeah, as in a great many games, they did not think to add the small details that make a world seem alive instead of a theater stage, like outhouses, bathtubs, or a great many other details.
Personally I prefer the games that -do- have those gritty little details, even if its just scenery... one of the reasons I always liked the fallout series!
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✭✭I’m confused: there are Argonian nests all over Shadowfen—my favourite latrines!0 -
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✭Take the trophy head from halls of fabrication and flip it over. Looks like a toilet bowl.Xbox NA0 -
TheRealPotoroo✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nobody's allowed to go to the loo until they've done Cadell's Gold.PC NA, PC EU
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MasterLenman✭✭✭✭VilniusNastavnik wrote: »Did someone say toilet?
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Why would you place two mirrors next to each urinal? I would feel extremely uncomfortable using one of those 1
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