I'm retired, so don't have the time to fit in any work.
I do confess to reading the forums while sitting in a coffee shop, but only when I'm on my own as the wife tends to get a bit crotchety if I'm perusing the internet while she's talking to me!
Band Camp statements: To state "But this one time I saw X doing X... so that justifies X" Refers to the Band camp statement.
Coined by Maxwell