List your funny things you have seen guards do in eso

Armatesz · May 2018

Guards fighting other guards, guards fighting green health bar npcs, guards fighting (and killing) yellow bar npcs, guards killing world bosses (for those wondering shivering shrine in stonefalls, afterwards saw guard go due south so yeah figure out how they did that for me).

teiselaise · May 2018

I don't really know if this counts but I often travel to the starter islands (AD is the best for this) to watch new players accidentally hit npc's and get destroyed by the guards. I don't know why I find it so arousing but it's just amazing, try it.

huschdeguddzje · May 2018

Being stopped by a guard an then being unable to move or respond to the guards threat.
Then it's to late I have to watch how my tank is being slowly whittled down and finally submitting to death.

JaZ2091 · May 2018

teiselaise wrote: »

I don't really know if this counts but I often travel to the starter islands (AD is the best for this) to watch new players accidentally hit npc's and get destroyed by the guards. I don't know why I find it so arousing but it's just amazing, try it.

I can't see myself getting off on that, lmao.

laksikus · May 2018

The guards in orsinium near the gate with the stables often lean on nothing in the open field

And in cyrodiil bruma. The archer NPC guards often fight with DC flag guards

Itacira · May 2018

It's not exactly the GUARD's fault but they're part of it : a guard once caught a pet sorcerer player stealing stuff in the Glenumbra bank and attacked them just as I was entering the place.

Well, my own summon took offense, started attacking the guard, who then turned on me since they were done with the other player.

Needless to say, I did not survive long either.

zaria · May 2018

Sitting on their tail.

Violynne · May 2018

^
That guard in Abah's Landing cracks me up every time I see him sit like that.

Watching Auridon marines march while inside buildings making their rounds. Never gets old.

Every so often, I'll catch a guard glitch out after chasing some criminal scum. As they run back to the spot they were in, they often just run in circles instead of walking their paths. Entertaining, only because I know the person they were after got away.

SkillzMFG · May 2018

Bruma guards fighting Daggerfall Covenant guards that were standing on the flag. No idea how they aggroed each other but one thing was certain - Bruma guard is one tough dude.

Nifty2g · May 2018

Make the skeevers at the back of rawl by the crafting stations agro on the guard and then they constantly reset on each other running back and forth

hydrocynus · May 2018

I love it when they chase me but I escape across a river. I then turn around to watch as they stand there and then they do the "Break free of Stun" animation as if they are breaking free of the aggro on me, and then they turn and run back to their loop.

Apache_Kid · May 2018

Idk about the guards themselves doing funny things but I remember I was in Vulkhel Guard one time and saw about 8 or so players stack up in-front of a guard like they were in a trial and try to burn him down.

That was pretty funny to watch.

Armatesz · May 2018

I still remember the bot train that would be northish of sentinel would be near a guard and I would see some people lure guards over to attack them... needless to say they would have a guard kill bots.