Enchanter hireling mail..... ABAVARLOR!!

makreth
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Just got this and I was curious.. is this a prank from a hireling? :D


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  • Mureel
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    Lol! My hirelings are far too lazy to do even that!
  • Royaji
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    There is actually a heatbreaking story full of mystery and unexpected turns with this hireling. Those mails are some of the best storylines I've seen in ESO.

    P.S. you only have two times left...
  • Dragonnord
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    Have you read it backwards? If you do so, you'll see that... that it has no sense either. :D
  • Ectheliontnacil
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    I think it's pretty obvious. Abavarlor the destroyer of worlds has arrived on Nirn. Your crafting hireling was the first of many to feel his unbridled rage, to die at the tyrant's hands.

    In his final moments your hireling bit back the blinding pain and sent you this letter in a valiant attempt to save all of Nirn. A great war is coming, but thanks to his bravery we stand a chance!

    ... I've been watching Avengers. :D
  • Varana
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    Royaji wrote: »
    There is actually a heatbreaking story full of mystery and unexpected turns with this hireling. Those mails are some of the best storylines I've seen in ESO.

    P.S. you only have two times left...

    Agree with that.
    Only exception is Aksel.
    I hate Aksel.
    I wish Aksel would go away and lie down in a lava pool.
    Forever.
  • ValandarTheRed
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    Varana wrote: »
    Royaji wrote: »
    There is actually a heatbreaking story full of mystery and unexpected turns with this hireling. Those mails are some of the best storylines I've seen in ESO.

    P.S. you only have two times left...

    Agree with that.
    Only exception is Aksel.
    I hate Aksel.
    I wish Aksel would go away and lie down in a lava pool.
    Forever.

    Aksel. Needs. To die.

    And his mother needs to be dipped head first into boiling mammoth dung.

    I'd rather have Rigurt the Brash be my hireling.
  • LMar
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    Yeah if you followed his story he's been cursed somewhat!. It's a pretty hilarious abavarlor.

    Oh no...
    Edited by LMar on May 4, 2018 2:46PM
    "If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
    "Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"
  • Ilsabet
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    Varana wrote: »
    Royaji wrote: »
    There is actually a heatbreaking story full of mystery and unexpected turns with this hireling. Those mails are some of the best storylines I've seen in ESO.

    P.S. you only have two times left...

    Agree with that.
    Only exception is Aksel.
    I hate Aksel.
    I wish Aksel would go away and lie down in a lava pool.
    Forever.

    Aksel is the best. I read his mails every time a new character gets him as a hireling.
  • Cryptical
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    Stop.

    Run, don’t walk, and respec those skill points out of that hireling NOW.

    You’re running out of time. Do it while you are still abavarlor.
    Edited by Cryptical on May 4, 2018 3:44PM
    Xbox NA
  • Froil
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    I did this once before for another thread wondering about this.

    Abavarlor means "Forbidden symbol" in Alyeidoon.
    http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ayleidoon
    "Best" healer PC/NA
  • Argruna
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    My fave hireling is Valinka solely because of what she thinks of and what she did to Narsis Dren after meeting him.
  • NoTimeToWait
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    Dragonnord wrote: »
    Have you read it backwards? If you do so, you'll see that... that it has no sense either. :D

    Ah, but there are some that do make sense. I rofled, when I read Pacrooti's ciphered message xD
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