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What's your least favorite dialogue line in the game?

  • Stinkyremy
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    Thieves guild, handing in the repeatable quests that I had to grind to level the rank.
    When you hand it in she says "ohh i know you did" but it is so annoying like "akkkkk aye noooo yoooou did"
  • Aisle9
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    "The midnight union kidnapped my wife"

    But only because Stuga was already taken
    Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
    Lemmy Raise Master - EP stamina necromancer (PC - EU)

    Scions of Dawn recruitment ad - PC EU multifaction PvE endgame raiding guild

    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

    #SpellswordArmy
    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Everstorm
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    Captain Kaleen on Stross M'kai when you board the ship to head to Bethnik. Her lines there are completely akward and unconvincing. For the most part I have little complaints about the voice acting but this part is quite jarring.
  • aaisoaho
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    "ATAVAR!! WHEEERE AAARE YOUU?!"
    "--cry me a river..."

    My favorite lines from NPCs are those blacksmithing mails from Urbek - oh how he smashes the words.
  • AndyMac
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    "Let's hope this time it's more of a contest." - line you hear when you rez in vMA lol
    Andymac - Magicka DK - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror
  • Aurielle
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    Pacrooti’s “lucky aura” line.
  • Soul_Marrow
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    "What delightful folly!" mid dungeon. It sounds so ridiculous in that thick, fake medieval British accent. It's the line I love to hate.
  • Night_Watch
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    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

    That npc on all my alts!

    Anyway, there is an NPC that I cannot think of the name of or location but think is close to either a city gate or city wayshrine who calls to the players every time they get in range. The NPC says something like 'Ah! My dear friend ... ' but I'm not sure what. Every time I hear that phrase from that NPC I get unpleasant thoughts in my head involving the NPC a skewer and an open fire pit.


    "If there is an underlying oneness of all things, it does not matter where we begin, whether with stars, or laws of supply and demand, or frogs, or Napoleon Bonaparte. One measures a circle, beginning anywhere."

    Charles Fort - Lo! (1931)
  • Ley
    Ley
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    "The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes..." ~ I both love and hate this proclamation.

    "Hey there fella!"
    Leylith - MagSorc | Leyloth - StamPlar | Leynerd - MagPlar | Leylit - StamBlade | Ley Eviticus - StamDK | Leydor - MagDen | Leylum - StamSorc | Leylux - MagBlade
  • Aebaradath
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    "Comrade, a word! Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map."
  • Lysette
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    "Comrade, a word! Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map."

    Haha, that is like Preston time traveled and teleported from Fallout 4 to ESO.
  • Altercator
    Altercator
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    NEDRAS!!!
  • Menelaos
    Menelaos
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    Shalidor: "Your timing is impeccable, adept!"
    ...und Gallileo dreht sich doch!
  • Lysette
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    Menelaos wrote: »
    Shalidor: "Your timing is impeccable, adept!"

    Yes, but at least he isn't stalking you like so many other quest givers do.
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    "Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or a lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers and lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything? But pardon me. Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."

    Showing my age here. :p

    The quote use to be significantly longer. I actually didn't mind what she said, but rather that you had to keep hearing it over and over.
    US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
    US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
    <And plenty more>
  • Katahdin
    Katahdin
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    "Rosey, Where are you? I've got some treats for you" all over Vvardenfel
    Beta tester November 2013
  • PrayingSeraph
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    The argonian dialogue. I'd wish they'd shut up about the river and erecting spines
  • Sleep724
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    "By Akatosh's scales your help is welcome." Just sounds poorly voice acted to me.
  • DMuehlhausen
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    Stay awhile and listen..

    Oh wait..wrong world.
  • emilyhyoyeon
    emilyhyoyeon
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    Zalapu's lines about the bosmer Finedrin in Rawlkha
    IGN @ emilypumpkin
    Tullanisse Starborne altmer spellsword battlemage & scholar of the ayleids
    Qa'Rirra khajiit assassin & dancer
    Seliwequen Narilata altmer necromancer & debaucher
  • Enslaved
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    anything emeric say, followed closely by anything 9th era spaceship say, followed by most thing Lyris say.
  • GazettE
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    "LET THE WILL OF MOLAG BAL BE DENIED!!"

    Prophet
    561+ CP

    Sorcerers - Stamina - Magicka - Stormproof

    Templar - Magicka - Healer

    NightBlade - Magicka - DPS
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    The entirety of the Reaper's March questline.

    "Rid'thar'ridatta! The first mane!" - 80 gazillion times
    Anything related to the moons - super psychedelic
    "Moon Hallowed." - No, I got it the first time. I'm more of a McGuffin though.
    "Never had 2 candidates before." Seriously, the way khajiit like to *ahem* make love, pretty sure twins have been born more than once, including in whatever way designates them a Lunar Champion.
  • carljokl
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    During the New Life Festival there was a bit of dialog that kicks off every time you arrive at the wayshrine nearest Breda. I got so sick of hearing it over and over I started the quest to make it stop
    My Characters

    Xargothius: Breton - JOAT / Magsorc | Orchid the Fair: Orismer - Crafter / Heavy Tank | Voneri Vox: Dunmer - Magplar Healer | Rexorgiana: Imperial - Temptress / Magblade
    Phirkius: Altmer - MagSorc | Rexorigus: Imperial - Med Tank / StamKnight | Sven Svedishchef: Nord - Provisioner / Stamplar | Finds-All-Fungi: Argonian - Alchemist/ Stamblade
    Emerald-Wild-Guard: Bosmer - Wyrd / StamSorc | Nates Datum Festi: Imperial - Light Tank / StamKnight | Magnolia Desert-Blossom: Redguard - 2 Handed Stamplar | Shadow-Softpaw: Khajiit - StamBlade
    Sorcerer | Dragon Knight | Templar | Night Blade
  • beetleklee
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    Everything in Mournhold since I spend a lot of time there.

    "I erect the spine of welcome"

    "Halt! Speak to me before entering Mournhold, citizen!"

    "What? You've never seen a wood elf before?"

    "Can you believe they're making us register to enter the city?"

    "Stranger, may we speak?"
    PC NA
    CP 690

    EP Dunmer MagDK Level 50, Stormproof
    EP Dunmer MagSorc Level 50, Stormproof
    EP Argonian DK Tank Level 50, Boethiah's Scythe
    EP Breton Templar Healer Level 50
    EP Khajiit StamDK Level 50, Stormproof
    EP Dunmer Magblade Level 50, Assistant Alienist
    EP Argonian Stamden Level 50, Lady of Misrule (pvp)
    EP Dunmer Stamblade Level 50
    DC Redguard Stamplar
    AD Altmer Magwarden Healer

    vMA, vDSA, vSO HM, vHRC HM, vAA, vAS+1, vMoL
  • BozzyTheDrummer
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    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

    Good god, THIS^
    Xbox NA
    CP810+

    Valthyr Alynwen High Elf MagSorc EP
    Valeon Indoril Dark Elf MagDK EP
    Willard Lorrthane Breton MagDen EP
    Faelian Elilanar High Elf MagPlar EP
    Dro'Kassa Khajiit MagCro EP
    Im-Tanky-Enough Argonian Tank EP
    Lorgdan Bladesmith Orc StamBlade DC
    Cyrus Hayle Redguard StamSorc EP
    Xuxtheem-Light-Bearer Argonian Healer AD
    Galen Morthain Dark Elf MagBlade EP
    Burgesh the Mighty Orc StamDen DC
    Mekar the Vile Orc StamCro DC

    "Fimmion hungry. Want sweetroll. Fimmion like pants. Love sweetroll."
  • BozzyTheDrummer
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    "Undaunted, Undaunted, we are UNDAUNTED!"
    Xbox NA
    CP810+

    Valthyr Alynwen High Elf MagSorc EP
    Valeon Indoril Dark Elf MagDK EP
    Willard Lorrthane Breton MagDen EP
    Faelian Elilanar High Elf MagPlar EP
    Dro'Kassa Khajiit MagCro EP
    Im-Tanky-Enough Argonian Tank EP
    Lorgdan Bladesmith Orc StamBlade DC
    Cyrus Hayle Redguard StamSorc EP
    Xuxtheem-Light-Bearer Argonian Healer AD
    Galen Morthain Dark Elf MagBlade EP
    Burgesh the Mighty Orc StamDen DC
    Mekar the Vile Orc StamCro DC

    "Fimmion hungry. Want sweetroll. Fimmion like pants. Love sweetroll."
  • Everstorm
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    beetleklee wrote: »
    "What? You've never seen a wood elf before?"

    First time I heard that one was when doing Cadwell's silver or gold, on my first character, a wood elf.

  • Bonzodog01
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    Seriously, for those of you fed up of the Orc Stuga, just quickly go and run that quest. It takes 10 minutes to do, hand it on the steps in Orsinium and wayshrine out.
    Xbox One - EU - EP/DC
    Trying and failing to hold the walls of his Templar house up since 2015
  • xilfxlegion
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Red diamond in certain cities.


    i absolutely hate this !!!!!!! i wish you could blade of woe anyone singing it.


    also hate the chick at the belkarth wayshrine.
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