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should she share the thin mints

  • DoctorESO
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    No she keeps them for herself
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Somehow I have this nagging suspicion that all the no answers are coming from either women or men who learned the hard way to leave their wife's cookies alone.

    Isn't it just common sense? :D
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Eat them, stick something inside that weighs the same like broccoli, tape it back up.
  • ArchMikem
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    Inb4lock

    Cant make threads here that arent about the game.
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  • Banana
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    Yes she should share
    Whats your girlfriends name. Sounds like were going out with the same person.
  • milesrodneymcneely2_ESO
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    No opinion
    You ACTUALLY WANT a thin mint?

    Ew. :s
  • Vapirko
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    Yes she should share
    Ley wrote: »
    Why does this feel like a math problem?

    Because we were brainwashed for years into thinking of such useless situational math problems. I mean have you honestly ever stood at a street corner with two friends and said if Daren takes that street moving at 2 km per hour and mike goes that way at 6km per hour and I go straight at 1km per hour who will reach the store first? Don’t forget to convert km to miles and that you have a stop light on your route that stops traffic for 5 seconds every 30 seconds.

    The math problems should have been if I earn X amount every month and have to pay Y in living expenses and Z in taxes will I even be able to afford to hang out with friends.
    Edited by Vapirko on April 29, 2018 6:20AM
  • DoctorESO
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    No she keeps them for herself
    Vapirko wrote: »
    Ley wrote: »
    Why does this feel like a math problem?

    Because we were brainwashed for years into thinking of such useless situational math problems. I mean have you honestly ever stood at a street corner with two friends and said if Daren takes that street moving at 2 km per hour and mike goes that way at 6km per hour and I go straight at 1km per hour who will reach the store first? Don’t forget to convert km to miles and that you have a stop light on your route that stops traffic for 5 seconds every 30 seconds.

    The math problems should have been if I earn X amount every month and have to pay Y in living expenses and Z in taxes will I even be able to afford to hang out with friends.

    Both sets of problems are useful. The latter set is more beneficial in the individual sense, for sure, but the former set is the beginning of traffic engineering/design that we all need.
  • The Uninvited
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    driosketch wrote: »
    3 boxes of thin mints, untouched for two months? I don't believe you.

    Shake those boxes, they might be empty.

    This! I know between me and my wife, those boxes wouldn't survive two weeks, let alone two months...
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  • SydneyGrey
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    No she keeps them for herself
    Grocery stores sell cookies that are knock-offs of the Girl Scout cookies, and practically identical to them. Go to grocery store. Buy lots of cookies. Eat them in front of her and in your head, dare her to ask for one. If she asks for one, give her THAT LOOK, and remind her of her cookie stash that she wouldn't share. ;)
  • Aesthier
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    No she keeps them for herself
    OP you have just learned a valuable life lesson about dating and marriage.

    Legally: Everything (Note #1) that is yours is now her's and everything that is her's is only her's.

    Note #1: outside debt is the only exception and always the exception to this rule; in which the following applies: Everything that is yours is yours and everything that was her's is now only yours.

    Remember that ALWAYS!
    Edited by Aesthier on April 29, 2018 8:05AM
  • TelvanniWizard
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    Yes she should share
    If you´re in love, you´re one. Share the damm cookies!
  • NickStern
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    Get a New Girlfriend One that shares long term solution is best.
  • Shadowasrial
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    Yes she should share
    Dang it’s still pretty close as far as the choices :)
  • Shadowasrial
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    Yes she should share
    Keep the votes coming :) loving the input showed my gf she’s getting a laugh
  • Saturnana
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    Yes she should share
    Who even keeps their cookies in the fridge?! :anguished:
    Won't they go all stale and ewww, like refrigerated bread?
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  • preevious
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    No she keeps them for herself
    sorry, my friend ! Xboxes notwithstanding, she can keep her cookies.
    After all, you gave her that xbox out of kindness, without waiting for something in return !
  • pod88kk
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    No opinion
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  • Voxicity
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    No opinion
    How is this anything to do with ESO?
  • Lordstannis0620
    No she keeps them for herself
    I say eat her pie... Not her cookies.
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  • DoctorESO
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    No she keeps them for herself
    What are you going to do with the results?
  • Nemesis7884
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    don't touch other people's cookies

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=649cL11RUXY
  • Dojohoda
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    No she keeps them for herself
    Don't take her cookies. Behave and you might get a reward.
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  • ZOS_JesC
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    Greetings, while we appreciate the sentiment behind this post, it's not related to ESO so we've decided to close the thread.
    (She should share, unless she is an actual thin mint dragon. In which case you should let her keep the thin mints!)
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