Never EVER had issues with loading screens. But now, it's like:

"A truth found, be told. You are far from the fold, Go. Come back yet again. These three are certain: Loading, Screens, and Patience not found. You, victim of one.

Meanwhile at the loading screens:
Adding Randomly Mispeled Words Into Text
Adding Vanilla Flavor to Ice Giants
All races of Tamriel will learn to work together
Always Frisky Kerrans
Attaching Beards to Khajiit's
Mannimacro Was Here LOL
Checking Anti-Camp Radius
Creating Randomly Generated Feature
Delivering the Lion Meat to Ogres
DING! WHATS THAT?!
Does Anyone Actually Read This?
Doing Something You Don't Wanna Know About
Doing The Impossible
Don't Panic
Dusting Off Spellbooks
Ensuring Everything Works Perfectly
Ensuring Gnomes Are Still Short
Filling Halflings With Pie
Generating Plans for Faster-Than-Light Travel
Grrr. Bark. Bark. Grrr. Tzzz WOOF!
Have You Hugged An Imp Today?
Hitting Your Keyboard Won't Make This Faster
Honk if You Eat Skooma
If You Squeeze Dark Elves You Don't Get Wine
In The Grey, No One Can Hear You Scream
Isn't It About Time You Washed Your Armor? I mean? Since you're still waiting.
Loading, Don't Wait If You Don't Want To
Look Out Behind You
Looking For Graphics
Now Spawning Fippy_Darkpaw_Rastacatman_432,366,578
Oiling Clockwork City Pipes
Sharpening Claws
Sharpening Swords
Spawning Your_Characters01
Stupidificationing Ogres
Teaching Snakes to Kick
Told You It Wasn't Made of Cheese
Warning: Half Elves Are Now .49999 Elves.
Whacking Trolls With Ugly Stick
Why Do Clerics Always Burn the Bread? Jeez.
Wonder If Phinegal Autropos Tires of Seafood?
Oh loading area
And loading textures
Loading sound
Loading something while loading stuff
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SORRY BUT ESO.EXE CRASHED MAN PEACE

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