After reading this forum I think I might be rich

KRBMMO
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Using the logic I see on these forums by whingers -

1 - Lets see - if Zenimax sells a product to me at full price and later sells it at a discount or gives it away for free, then I deserve some kind of financial compensation. This is often repeated on the forums and it sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Then I think of all the times I've eaten fast food, pizza, or drank beer and those slimey companies have later put their product on sale. I deserve financial compensation for that. Heck, all my VHS tapes were at some time $29.99 a pop and now wallmart sells them DVD's for the SAME movies for $2 each. Wallmart owes me a HECK of a lot of money just for VHS, DVD and BLueray compensation. Then there's all the Casette tapes and DVD's I bought in the 80's and 90's. HOLY COW - I'M RICH!

2 - Zenimax owes people financial compensation for server down time. Then I think about the The telephone company and other monthly services. I often get terrible reception with T-mobile. It's often so terrible that I can't even hear the person on the line. I deserve financial compensation for every call, right? Never mind that my phone is a piece of crap that is incompatible with T-mobile or any other "victim blaming" - I deserve deserve some money back, right? Cities and Counties also owe us all a very large tax rebate at least in the 10's of thousands of dollars due to the fact that I pay taxes but have been unable to use certain roads due to scheduled maintenance, unscheduled repairs, hurricanes, floods or whatever.

Also I want money back from every monthly service fee I ever paid for every February for 48 years. I paid for 2 days service I never got. You guys never mention this when complaining about Zenimax, but maybe you should start. It's at least as valid a complaint as the other two.

Now what am I gong to spend all this money on? Maybe I'll quit my job today because with all the money I'm going to get back I'll be rich. O.o
  • Waffennacht
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    I don't care what anyone says, Comcast does owe me for down time. That sh is expensive
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  • jedtb16_ESO
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    it's good to dream...
  • Prof_Bawbag
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    Well, this is original and not intended to bait folk at all.
  • Varidian
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    i cant stop laughing. i have read this and its made my day lol
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  • KRBMMO
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    Well, this is original and not intended to bait folk at all.

    If this post baits anyone humanity is in real trouble.
  • Sky_WK
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    KRBMMO wrote: »
    Well, this is original and not intended to bait folk at all.

    If this post baits anyone humanity is in real trouble.

    Don't underestimate the forums.
    i do not read replies. still playing stamdk for some reason.
  • VaranisArano
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    Unfortunately, this post is several days late to be fresh bait.
  • Nihility42
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    I can't wait for my checks to come in
  • SirAndy
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    KRBMMO wrote: »
    Using the logic I see on these forums by whingers
    whingers - i had to look that one up even though it apparently has proto-germanic origins ...
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  • srfrogg23
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    I don't care what anyone says, Comcast does owe me for down time. That sh is expensive

    I’ve had Comcast before. My condolences.
  • Violynne
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    *sigh*

    I wish I could get a refund on the time wasted on this thread.

  • Aebaradath
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    KRBMMO wrote: »
    Well, this is original and not intended to bait folk at all.

    If this post baits anyone humanity is in real trouble.
    Someone hasn't lost faith in Humanity yet? That won't last long.
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