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Angry Unicorn Rant

  • VaranisArano
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    Minno wrote: »
    Rickter wrote: »
    I understand that lore wise, Unicorns are extremely rare. However, they very much exist within the TES lore and that needs to be considered.
    One...

    One unicorn existed..so you'd be okay with one player having it, and that one player getting killed by it every time a weapon was unsheathed, right?

    So then who gets to be the vestage? It's not like we all completed the main story together.

    I dunno, but I feel bad for the universe where my Dark Brotherhood Silencer is the Vestige.
  • NyassaV
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    Keylun wrote: »
    It’s all unlore friendly including the atronachs and just creates huge lag on consoles. This ‘unicorn’ is fine enjoy it. They’ve tried to balance elder scrolls and MMO role play and they’re definitely tilted towards MMO role play already because that’s where they’re making the most money from crowns. Accept it and think of the others

    Technically bound weapons and armor are just types of Atronachs or Daedra so having one as a mount is completely believable
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  • Rain_Greyraven
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    I'm personally am outraged because we can't have tanks, and nukes.

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  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    I'm personally am outraged because we can't have tanks, and nukes.

    Maybe you should just get a 25 kill streak
  • jedtb16_ESO
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    i've never seen an angry unicorn. matter of fact, i've never seen a unicorn.

    i wonder why that is...
  • Osteos
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    Maybe the sudden explosion in them being used as mounts in the 2nd era lead to their extinction.
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  • lardvader
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    If you'd gotten that unicorn mount in Oblivion, you wouldn't want to see another one.

    *shudder*

    I know! It got me in more "Situations" than I can count!
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    This the One Unicorn in all Tamriel, and it is evil....

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  • antimawkish
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Unicorns in this game are psychotic killers. So if you are quite happy to get a bounty for all the deaths it causes then that's fine.

    I was actually pretty amused with the fake unicorn until this suggestion. Now I'm just going to hoard my piddly pile of crowns in case of murder-pony.
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Rickter wrote: »
    I understand that lore wise, Unicorns are extremely rare. However, they very much exist within the TES lore and that needs to be considered.
    One...

    One unicorn existed..so you'd be okay with one player having it, and that one player getting killed by it every time a weapon was unsheathed, right?

    Soooo, What you are saying is that more than one unicorn would brake the game? But you have thousand of people running around as The VESTIGE and you are okay with this? No, this could be easily explained the same way as thousands of players run around as, The Vestige.
    Minno wrote: »
    Rickter wrote: »
    I understand that lore wise, Unicorns are extremely rare. However, they very much exist within the TES lore and that needs to be considered.
    One...

    One unicorn existed..so you'd be okay with one player having it, and that one player getting killed by it every time a weapon was unsheathed, right?

    So then who gets to be the vestage? It's not like we all completed the main story together.
    You do, in your game.

    It's a solo instance, and you'll never see someone beside you being spoken to as "Vestige." Since mounts don't work that way (they're not instanced), the same principles don't quite apply.

    My point was OP was trying to use the existence prior to justify existence now, when prior existence, there was literally only one.

    In the grand scheme of things, it is no less absurd that half of the 'rare' mounts running about. No way there would have been enough functional dwemer scrap laying around to make a fully functional mount for half the people in Tamriel, let alone atronachs and undead.

    Since the game doesn't offer an option to limit views of those kinds of mounts (I have some too), I find it somewhat ironic that there's a line ZoS suddenly won't cross.

    Given enough time, and crowns, I'm sure you'll probably get your wish.

    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • MissBizz
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    I personally don't care if it's a unicorn or not...

    But when I saw Rich at the Bethesda event... I told him I want a unicorn hat for my sparkle pony.
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  • Merlin13KAGL
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    I personally don't care if it's a unicorn or not...

    But when I saw Rich at the Bethesda event... I told him I want a unicorn hat for my sparkle pony.
    Seems reasonable, especially as a confidence building tool for ponies with self esteem issues. ;)

    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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